... bunny

Happy pride month to him

being a dork and making your girlfriend laugh is worth a sillyion dollars

so incredible an experience to watch centipedes and millipedes walk around like oh boy time to move two inches to the right better move in the most beautiful rhythmic pattern a creature with legs can produce

Ireland is the only country in Europe

@shittysawtraps

jigsaw apprentice here! this is actually a common misconception. the blades on the wheel actually cause you to be a better driver, because you’ll be more careful driving if you’re worried about hurting yourself. additionally, you’ll also learn a valuable moral lesson about that thing you did that one time. you know the one. happy driving!

i think one of the worst things the left wing internet ever did was push the idea that oppression is basically a virtue, and being oppressed is a sign of your morality. it has made it like…impossible for some of you to hold the idea that most people are privileged in some ways and oppressed in others. AND a lot of you seem to have it in your mind that terrible people cannot be oppressed, and that oppressed people cannot do terrible things, which is a dangerous rhetoric to hold imo.

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny