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should i do a pinned here. i'm milfy & queer & awesome i like fauxcest & bad facial hair c:

i dont see it as much these days but im fond of the thing where people imply characters have had sex by just. drawing them in eachother clothes. and everyone understands the implication of this as if outfit swapping is a default and expect part of the post-sex experience.

Crazy unresolved sexual tension is more fun to write than "normal sex" to me. What is sex? Some naked bullshit. I want to see them writhing in their self made purgatories. THAT'S horny

The sexual tension is "resolved" when one of them cums in their pants and gets really embarrassed

Hi Mumbo who genuinely can’t feel pleasure but fucks anyway bc it’s fun

Not in an asexual way just his bits don’t do that. He’s attracted to people and likes sex but genuinely any stimulation only gives like 10% of what it should. His partner is cumming for the fourth time and he’s like oh this is starting to feel good I guess.

you have to give the character sexual trauma. so that the character can whisper about all the evil ways they were touched on and abused to their partner while jerking them off. and their partner cries when they cum. you have to do this

sorry for thinking fully clothed sex is hot. sorry for thinking that making someone ruin multiple layers of valuable fabric separating them from me because they're so desperate for my touch is attractive. i'm so fucking sorry alright.

obsessive4obsessive relationship where i tie us together and u complain that the rope isn't tight enough

two dicks and they’re both inside me and they’re stretching the same hole and they’re frotting inside me and it feels really good and it’s hot and messy and we’re all making out and 😵‍💫

my hottest take is we need more overt cheating in our rpf. too much 'what if they were both single' or 'what if they were in a polycule/open relationship and their significant others were okay with it.' no we need more homewrecking. i want these people to feel so guilty they feel like they're gonna hurl but sleeping with somebody else anyway because they can't resist and their desire outweighs the guilt. i want to walk away from a fic with my opinion of somebody slightly lowered even though i know its not real like when you have a dream about someone doing something bad. i want that man coming home from [redacted]ing his best friend's [redacted], kissing his partner on the lips knowing they would hate them for what they just did if they knew. have some fun with it.

these are real people and not fictional characters what the fuck

I think real people should cheat on each other for my entertainment now what

the best thing a character can be is groomed. the second best thing a character can be is, of course, a groomer

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now