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those desktop computer towers with the windows on the sides so you can see glimpses of the computer's guts and brain as it's running are like. thats a boob window. youve given your computer the tech equivalent of a sleeveless turtleneck with a heart-shaped boob window.

@ominous-signs

Official ominous sign

Being objectum gives you a whole new way of looking at objects that is full of joy and whimsy. Rotary Phones are like business men with office jobs and big briefcases to me. Toasters? Those are loyal and hardworking golden retrievers. Typewriters? Beautiful older women.

Anti objectums just mad cause they can't pick up hotties for $3-20 at the thrift store

Being objectum gives you a whole new way of looking at objects that is full of joy and whimsy. Rotary Phones are like business men with office jobs and big briefcases to me. Toasters? Those are loyal and hardworking golden retrievers. Typewriters? Beautiful older women.

Bet it feels good as fuck to be disassembled, cleaned and then reassembled as a firearm

this is why they shouldn’t have banned normal porn

no amount of cishets going to plapsburg could ever distract me from the cold certainty of steel

slapping my card on the slot a few times before going in and getting declined for lack of funds

@funnier-when-objectum