ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to talk to myself on the internet

My dad works at Home Depot and this one customer came in trying to return a lawnmower that wouldn’t start. Another employee asked the customer if he had put any gas in it and the customer was outraged, yelling that they should have told him it needed gas (it was in the manual) and the employee told him “Well it doesn’t run on hopes and dreams, sir.” That pissed the guy off more so he called the manager all “Can you believe this guy!? He told me it doesn’t run on hopes and dreams!” and the manager just said “Well, it doesn’t.”

men are supposed to have long hair or else they cant feel emotions

you’re genuinely not a good person

you might seem upset with me but really you are not angry just your only emotion is bald