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Who's gonna train me to be this good???

'flat chested boob job' is always especially funny because boob jobs in the first place are logistical nightmares.

it must be understood that a boob job is first and foremost hot because it implies that both parties were so aroused by this frankly terrible porn idea that they actually did it.

cnc where you can't easily point out who has the "power"; everyone is just distraught to be there

sorry I like it when everyone is crying and throwing up on it.. catharsis is important to the human spirit..

saw trap where u have to fuck [person or thing you Really don't want to fuck] and they don't even want to fuck you either! you can't just close your eyes and let yourself be taken, you have to take an active role in it or it's not gonna happen. and it has to happen

excuse me ma'am but I met your "evil alter" last night and I regret to inform you she's just a tsundere with moral ocd. no, it's ok, I can still call her evil if that's what she's into. yeah, I don't mind acting kinda scared of her during sex. I just wanted to let you know she's chill. yeah, and her paws are cute I thought so too.

I’m not really sure what to do with myself. I feel like I really need to start actually getting my life in order and doing things I want to do and making friends and such but I just. I’m not sure how

moving into my new apt and I have all my stuff in and should be organizing and stuff now but but I’m neglecting to unpack because a beautiful old butch woman is cleaning her patio right across the street so I’ve just been sat at the window watching her for the past like 20 minutes