AHHH HELP ME IVE BEEN CONSUMED BY PHAN!!

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

ITS BACK

lord 

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

Please stop reblogging this post

This post made my water break

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

WHAT

God, I love this accursed website.

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!

Happy July 2nd, 2024, guess Marceline is 7 now

Happy July 2nd, 2025; she’s 8 now (5am for me)

Happy Birthday to my Marceline, 8 years ago today (July 2, 2025) she came into this world five days before her due date to see wtf was so funny 🤣 this post, like many other things, are on a long list of topics to discuss when she’s older lol

Happy 9th Birthday Little Marceline!!! (July 2 2026)

It’s July 2 2026 internet, help me wish a Happy Birthday to my brilliant and beautiful 9 year old, Marceline! I’ve shown her (most of) the comments and she says “thank u internet 😁😁”

rikki trying to get a rise out of zane at the investment seminar by calling his dad and the rest of them crooks and all he says is “i’m not arguing, okay” and later on she tells him her parents split up because they were always arguing over money. from the first opportunity for rikki and zane to argue over money, he immediately deflected, something someone, especially rikki, wouldn’t expect coming from some spoiled rich kid like zane

also the fact he doesn't hesitate when she initiates the kiss. he is SO down for it. man you are BAD at hating this girl.

Zane was so real for finding a mermaid girlfriend who both saved his life and is mean to him