bees?

party rockers in their bed tonight. every body just have a good night

and we wont let the bed bugs bite. we just wanna see you... sleeping

"transfer fee" "starting fee" "convenience fee" "late fee" okay what if i beat you to a red pulp with a hammer what about that

if hozier can get on stage each time & speak up about palestine and still top the charts, have a successful album and still be on a sold out world tour then so can your favs. they just don't want to.

you should be able to say “fuck if i know” to customers

[sitting completely still in my own bed] this world is gutting me like a fish

I only sleep 4 hours a day and look at me I’m fresh

Altogether, I really like the way americans say "can I help you?" as a polite general one-size-fits-all stand-in for "who the fuck are you/what the fuck are you doing here/how the fuck did you get in here/what the fuck are you staring at/what is your fucking problem." Such a polite way of going "bitch what the fuck."

Lord help me. I've been given three manageable tasks. all at once

“oh I’m too old for stuffed animals” skill issue. sorry you can’t appreciate little creatures made to hang out with you, I on the other hand am full of joyous whimsy and therefore vastly superior.

*girls when it is literally eating away at their psyche* whatever

you're not ascending to godhood you're just dehydrated

outta my way gayboy i'm boutta liberate my divine self from this mortal shell

hopital

the experience of animal in your house never gets old. fuck yes dude there's an animal in here. did you guys know about the animal

It really be like that