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Lil Wayne Style

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i pray that aug, sep, oct, nov and dec are all months full of growth, blessings, productivity, new doors open and opportunities

meowzel-tov

yall WISH jews ran shit. you know how much more walkable your cities would be?

i-got-a-penis-yall

What conservatives are DESPERATELY trying to keep from you is that they are too late. You can live a happy, successful life as a trans person now.

I don’t even mean some vague notion of “trans joy” I mean you can make it. You can be a young trans person who grows into a middle aged trans person who gets to be a wrinkly old trans person.

Even if you didn’t get to be a trans kid more and more kids are getting to be trans. They exist right now! They will also grow up to be trans adults and we get to be the ones to show them what that looks like. We get to pave the path that SO many people fought to forage

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quasi-normalcy

The strongest guy in the Magnus Archives is that one guy who was so obsessed with his dog that he just walked right out of the Spiral because it was her dinnertime

discopiranha

This is one of my favorite episodes. Fears can't hurt you if you're chill enough. The guy who walked in a spiral for four hours and then just left because he remembered he had somewhere to be is, to me, the avatar of the entities' fear

strangehorse

strongest people in the magnus archives:

guy who kept the coffin of the buried in his living room and used it as a coffee table

walked out of the spiral because his dog needed dinner

the plumber who was so inattentive that the stranger put on a whole spectacle for him and he straight-up missed it all

the guy whose primary concern with the evil taxidermists was whether or not they were money laundering (they weren't)

ace-scientist

AND he didn’t even realize evil taxidermy was at play for the longest time because he came in like “I love and respect autistic people, of course I’m not judging eye contact”

wizardarchetypes

we CANNOT forget the woman that was actively being swallowed by the buried and when there was nothing she could possibly do she lied down on the ground and accepted her fate so thoroughly and with such calm that it had to barf her back up.

derinthescarletpescatarian

And if my memory is correct she KEPT TAKING THE UNDERGROUND TO WORK

girlactionfigure

Marc Chagall was born Moishe Segal on July 7, 1887, into a poor Hasidic family in Vitebsk, and grew up to become one of the most influential artists of the modern era.

As persecution of Jews intensified, he fled to Paris with his wife Bella, later to New York, never letting go of the world that had shaped him, the little Jewish town of his childhood.

Painting in dreamlike color and defying gravity and perspective, Chagall captured memory not as it looked, but as it lived in the soul, where lovers floated, fiddlers danced, and heaven seemed just within reach. All of his work captured the shtetl remembered as it felt in his soul, a Hasidic world where the sacred hovered just above the ordinary.

Today, his work fills the world's great museums, from MoMA to the Pompidou, and shines through stained-glass windows in Jerusalem and around the world.

His paintings remind us that the soul often sees what the eyes cannot.

@myJLI

bigbrotherismyreligion

parkchanwoohoo

(@/knxcxm on tt)

the-seelie-court-official

"that doesn't sound sincere- it sounds rehearsed" is one of the most devastating and fucked-up statements you can make to anyone in the neurodivergent/ADHD/Autistic/Schizophrenic/Disordered Personality sphere. yeah bitch it's rehearsed. because i wanted to get it right when i said it

beanthebugboi

I’ve recently discovered how much better life can be when we normalize this. My best friend and I have started saying “hang on, I’m scripting” when we need a minute to mentally rehearse during big conversations (and “bear with me, I’m doing improv” when we’ve reached the end of our script and start to struggle with words lol)

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swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad

loth-caatgirl

actually yes this needs to be kept as part of this conversation

lifeafterpsychiatry

Meanwhile in Denmark: My mom knitted a hat for my cat

lifeafterpsychiatry

The face of a woman who isn't disappointed that her only grandchild is a cat

lifeafterpsychiatry

Just one day later she sends me this... My cat in different homemade hat. The woman is unstoppable!!!

lifeafterpsychiatry

Taking over the world... One silly hat at a time...

lifeafterpsychiatry

The source of her power:

lifeafterpsychiatry

The most delicious little strawbebby...

lifeafterpsychiatry

Presenting the politest of little gentlemen

lifeafterpsychiatry

This little alien is kinda done with our bullshit

dandelionuprising

Him face

mariacallous

The mayor has shrugged off criticism over his anti-Israel politics. But backlash for excluding Jewish lawyers from a key judicial committee

knight-of-skyloft

“The suggestion that there would be any decision-making motivated by religion, it does bother me,” Mamdani told reporters on Wednesday. “This is a city that is beautiful because of the breadth of diversity of those who call it home, and that includes the Jewish community across the five boroughs.”

aka "how dare you call me antisemitic I'm literally nice"

Mamdani forcefully denied suggestions that religion played any role in assembling legal experts for the committee. “I did not ask for the religion of each of the person that was put forward,” he said on Wednesday.

aka "I don't see religion I just hired the best people for the job and it's not my fault if that includes zero Jews by sheer coincidence"

mariacallous

I would almost potentially buy his argument if we weren't talking about not only lawyers but NY-based lawyers. You either have to be actively weeding out (or your staff ) or the list of potential people is not only pre-determined but incredibly intentional.

I just also don't understand the ostensible level of surprise every time something like this comes up. There have been so many unforced errors, it's like intentionally walking into rakes at this point.

#how do you get 18 lawyers in new york together and not a single jew is among them #that is statistically absurd

weaver-z

It's hilarious to me that Al Capone was an amazing tipper. I get why it took so long to catch him.

weaver-z

Me and the other caddies watching Al Capone beat a guy to death with a golf club after he gave each of us the 2022 equivalent of $1600

fairycosmos

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING

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oatmealdoodles

generational trauma but make it gay

theminionjcfucked

That “zesty bestie” shit has insane homophobic undertones.

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