The Asylum Of A Nerd

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and

you might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies

every night as i fumble to plug my phone into its charger i think of how bbc sherlock holmes would classify me as an alcoholic

*looks up @ the stars* gerard way? i know youre in there. listen i need help and

me: very soft, tries very hard, worries a lot, sleepy, big dreams and aspirations

I don’t dress fancy to impress boys, I dress fancy to impress the ghost of Oscar Wilde.

my budget is a fucking mess. i‘ve got the spending habits of a victorian dandy on the salary of a medieval serf. i’m living like post-incarceration oscar wilde with prime 2-day shipping

im a simple girl.. i see book, i buy book, i let book sit on my shelf for months unread