hi.

if you step on a person’s foot they open their mouths, just like trash cans.

LMAO WHY AM I STILL LAUGHING AT THIS

Edit: Here's the source.

I bet Nancy wasn't even that good

Can you stop minimizing the achievements of women

Sorry

I just bought plantains at the store and the cashier was like “u know these aren’t bananas right” and I said yes and then she rang them in as Bok Choy.

im really about to act up.

Why is it that when you start eating eggs you also have to suffer a race against time before your brain decides to make eating eggs unbearable

will olaf and minions ever end. will i be forced to live the rest of my life occasionally seeing olaf and minions

Said the Baudelaire children.

@sapphicspritzee look tiktok stole the post you made like 7 years ago

I can't describe to you the emotion I would feel if I was hanging out with my friend Tim and he was like "hey we've been friends for a while now I want to show you something," and he hands me his driver's license, upon which I read "Optimus Prime Jones"