#nespresso

it's so fucking on site for nespresso if I ever see them. their stupid goddamn vertuo pop machine is the worst coffee machine i've ever had the misfortune of laying my eyes on. first of all, nespresso are a bunch of liars with 'perfect crema every time', bitch the damn machine just spins the coffee to make it foamy and they lie to you and say 'mmm perfect crema'. it's foam bitch, shut up. then they FORCE you to only buy coffee for it from them, because the pods are a different (and stupidly large) shape with a barcode on them and they patented it so I can't just pop down to woolies to grab some coffee if I run out. and on that topic. the coffee sucks. it's bad coffee. the flavours are bad. and then their stupid little machine does a little spin and spews out fucking ass tasting coffee foam on top. also, why the fuck does this little irobot ass coffee machine need to connect to my wifi? you can't even tell it to make a coffee from the app. get the fuck off my wifi. fuck.