inconceivable entity

its so annoying that you have to order the whole pizza when you just want a little green pepper from papa johns

grow up and ask them. i just got a box full of greasy little green peppers, they said that people do that all the time. You're just scared

everyones fucking mean on this site

tbh rather than existing bloggers turning their tumblr into a patreon my guess is that staff is trying to entice ~influencers~ to come here and honestly that's so much worse

if any blue checks on twitter start promo-ing their new $3.99 tumblr account everybody better start getting real weird real fast. gonna need 5 human pet guy imitators discoursing about fallout, stat.

Tumblr equivalent to firing a few rounds every so often to keep the rent low

Unrestrained summer fun

good morning kings let’s push this boulder

bad news about the boulder everyone

Good morning kings let’s push this boulder

If he’s your boy then why is he sitting on a hill near my apartment sharing secrets with a nightfowl

Thanks I’m finding myself to be quite popular among women who own lizards