I Have No Idea What's Going On

Adal: Hey, this is Visa, just calling to let you know that we emotionally forgave you for your balance. You still owe it but- Erin: But we actually decided to let it go over here. It was kind of weighing on us, we were super stressed about your debt, but you know what? We’re just trying to let go of some of the stuff we can’t control. JPC: Because your negativity is not Visa’s negativity. We just need you to understand that. Adal: Hi, this is Tom with Visa. Are you mad at us? Did we do something? Because you’re not paying your balance. Are you upset? Erin: Hey, just checking in. Ah! I’m trying to not be such a people-pleaser but gosh it really, it’s starting to feel personal! JPC:  Hey, this is Jeff from Visa calling. Okay, so it’s a minimum payment but you can pay more than that. I don’t know if you’re doing this to hurt me or to get back at me? Erin: Ah, me again, sorry. Have I called too much? I feel like I’ve called too much. Let me know if I called too much. Okay, call me back. Bye. Adal: Hey this is Tom with Visa. I swung by and rung the doorbell, nobody answered but I felt like I heard someone? I heard a creak at the door so if you’re there, open the door. Okay, bye-bye. JPC: Hey, me again. Your credit score is always changing so you can keep checkin Erin: Me again! I decided to get drunk and go out with my friends. I actually don’t even need whatever this is. So have fun, pay off like medical debt or fucking whatever, I don’t even care! Adal: Hey, it’s Tom again. We got a notice that you’re trying to consolidate your debt that you also have with Chase. I don’t know who Chase is, I don’t want to know, but just let me know if this is real. Because if so, it hurts and call me back. JPC: Hey, me again, who the FUCK is MasterCard?

or Dissociation Rice if we’re being real specific about the food part

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Shrimp Thimble before Mermay is over

*scared* what’s gonna happen on june tenth

Then you could say, thank you, eccentric detective that vacations inside me. That is really something to consider. But then if you see him getting too comfy, maybe eyeing your tastefully appointed embroidered upholstery, you'd have to kill him. Because you gotta kill the cop that lives inside you.

Eight strangers around the globe find themselves mentally connected to one another due to an unknown evolutionary leap.

i dont have it sorry anyone have it

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

and out of the darkness - you you you you you

i guess its not your fault

From the Nashville Zoo’s fb page! Here’s the petition, please please please take a moment to add your name (even if you’re not from Nashville!). If you are from Tennessee, contact your representatives and make it clear that the people do not want this data center. This is an AZA accredited zoo which is home to several species of critically endangered animals, we NEED to protect it. Make your voice heard!

Look at them!!!! Look at them and fight like hell to save them!!!!