I Have No Idea What's Going On

Isaac Newton gets hit in the head by a Granny Smith apple and discovers sour gravity

look upon my sons and despair

i dont think straight people should be allowed to do "enemies to lovers" i think if a man is your enemy you need to trust that you were correct the first time and slay him in battle

Reblog if you also hope that the Chinese people can eat delicious fruit

Every summer I forget how much I fucking love spiders I’ve drunk one every day this week

Drinking spiders??!

I think that’s called a float in the states. Although we usually plop the icecream into the glass after the soda. Similar effect though.

We wouldn’t be able to call it that because the word is way too easy to confuse with a floater, which is a meat pie floating in a bowl of pea soup. It is every bit as delicious as a spider though. I should get some pies and pea soup.

I would like to announce that this is not a standard Australian food, it’s exclusively a South Australian one and the rest of Australia is just as appalled as the rest of the world.

It’s not our fault that the rest of Australia is incorrect about food.

“average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in South Australia and BADLY misinterpreted our survey question,,

But does the racoon survive the Uruk-Hai? Does he curl up on Aragorn's head, or does he go straight to Faramir? Does he bite Denethor?

Every time I see this post I’m obligated to reblog and make it your problem too!

Knightposting this princessposting that WHO IS TILLING THE FIELDS

there are no serfposts because they were almost exclusively illiterate

that doesn’t stop most tumblr users

how dare you say we surf on the poor

riding the blog flume

your cat was an honor to see in the window