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my favourite thing about slay the princess is that you’re canonically some giant, bird-like monstrosity, like an actual abomination perfectly suited for cosmic horror, and yet the princess is so good at making you feel small and pathetic that you regularly get your ass kicked, back broken, heart stabbed, molecules and atoms ripped apart, etc. like imagine if an eldritch beast was a loser. and believed it was handsome. and liked to preen. and also had no idea how enormous or terrifying it was, like a dire wolf that thinks it’s a lap dog. that’s it, that’s the game

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

it may be tempting as a dragon to bite your newfound human partner as a display of affection immediately. one must resist sinking their teeth into their companion carelessly as humans do not have scales or tough armor and may be endangered if care is not taken to be gentle

“who is linkin park?” - one shot KO by my younger coworker

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WE'WE ALLLG ONNA DIE