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Honestly it started out as a joke in the comments but then again that’s how 3am came to be so
I’m making it canon that when Xiaoxing decided it was his time, Macaque got the first contraction and decided Naah he not doing all that, and fgured out how to safely portal out the baby from his body within seconds😭😭😭 everyone running around getting everything ready meanwhile macaque entering the zone and having calculations in his head figuring out how to make it work lmaoo
Now we can sit here and debate how possible this is but i don’t care this happened I was the floor and the world is magic💃💃💃
Macaque is gonna make megabucks with this spell,, he’s gonna revolutionize the world of birthgiving with this lmaooo
He probably did the same for Xiaolei after he got over the fact he was going into labor with a surprise baby who was coming way too early
But he couldn’t escape Xiaoyue, she came out the proper way😭😭😭💀💀💀 Wukong’s hands did not survive that day lmaooo
Sooo a little more then a week ago @quesocheeso posted about a new AU of theirs and I commented
The idea wouldn't leave my head so I had to commit. Enjoy my basic ass chaos deity.
Danny, after a close call with identities and the league: we have to tell them at some point, maybe they'll understand. . .
Billy holding Danny by the shoulders, trying to literally shake sense into him: Danny. We are two black-haired, blue-eyed, vigillante teenagers. I'm homeless and your parents are actively hunting you. My name is literally Batson. This is no longer just about age. Unless you want to become a rich Gotham kid, you better lie like your life depends on it!
DP x DC
Danny gets invited to join the Justice League. He’s a bit skeptical because it’s he’s pretty new to this universe and hasn’t had the chance to scope out the heroes yet. Eventually, they settle on letting him meet the team and join in on a couple meetings to get an idea of their morals and values. However, as soon as he arrives at the Watchtower, he zeros in on their resident demigod.
Danny: Soooo… does this universe not have child labor laws?
Batman: Excuse me?
Wonder Woman: I can assure you that we do not permit children on our team.
Danny: I am looking at a child right now. That, right there, is a child.
Captain Marvel: Uh you must be mistaken, Mr. Phantom, Danny, Sir. I am very much an adult.
Danny: …That kid hasn’t even hit puberty yet.
Flash: What? No we’ve have records of Captain Marvel going back centuries.
Captain Marvel: Exactly!
Batman: *Staring suspiciously* Hmmm
Danny: *Squints his eyes* No his magic is ancient, but he’s practically a toddler
Captain Marvel: A toddler?! I’m 10 and a half!
The rest of the League: …
Captain Marvel: I uh… I mean i’ve been around for hundreds of years
Batman: Marvel.
Captain Marvel: Damnit…

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2012 Splinter’s actions make much more sense if you consider that he probably knew he was on borrowed time.
Like, this wasn’t just a “One day I will leave this world when I’m old and wrinkly and my sons will have to bury me” kinda way.
More like, “a man who hates my mere existence is searching to the ends of the earth to find me to kill me, and he will find me eventually. So my sons need to be prepared for my death soon rather than later” kinda way.
And he turned out to be right.
Late night Promptis in Magma drawn by me and a friend. Check out his art https://x.com/_leomeo
Matching cat sweaters for the bfs 👑📸
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
In which Noctis discovers a new kink. The kink is “my best friend wearing my clothes”. Written for the kink meme.
sticking this here for archiving! if this was a long fic Noct’s chapters would basically be hella stupid romcom shenanigans while Prompto’s are, like, confused guilty pining, like one of those pictures which is a vase or a woman depending on how you look at it. Noct is the vase, probably. and also, some of that scene mentioned in the notes on ao3.
Breathing was kinda hard when you had your face mashed into your forearm and part of your classroom desk, but then just being alive was kind of a chore the first morning after the weekend, so Prompto contented himself with sweet, dark suffocation. Or at least he would have if Noct hadn’t called out from behind him, sounding way more awake than he usually did 20 minutes before homeroom on a Monday.
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Your writing is amazing btw
Danny is usually fine with the cold. He's got an ice core, he's practically made for the cold. But Gotham autumn cold is another monster, especially when it comes with so much rain.
The city is constantly damp and dreary, switching between sprinkling on and off to a heavy deluge of rain.
Listen, he can handle the cold but not the cold and wet. That's just asking for too much.
He says as much to Duke over the phone, peering out from under the awning of the theater he's trapped at, hoping the rain will let up soon. It hadn't been raining when he left the apartment earlier to watch a movie, killing time until Jazz got back from her internship with Gotham's social services, so Danny had been caught totally unprepared when he stepped outside and got hit with a spray of rain as a bus drove past.
Duke laughs at him, his voice carrying a little static over the phone, and Danny pouts. No point in hiding it when no one's around to see it.
"How have you not learned to always carry an umbrella with you by now?" Duke asks, amusement coloring his voice. "Hasn't it already been a year since you moved here?"
Danny pouts and stares out into the heavy sheets of rain coming down just a few feet in front of him. "I was running late to the showing so I didn't check the weather! And it was almost nice out earlier so I thought it would be fine."
"Alright, new question: how have you not learned to stop trusting Gotham's weather? If it's good, then it'll get worse. If it's bad, it'll stay bad. That's how it is."
"This city is out to get me," Danny complains. "If I get sick because of this rain, just leave me to die."
"You're so dramatic," Duke says fondly.
"You would be too, if you were stuck out here." He takes a step to stand just beneath the edge of the awning and peers up at the sky. Heavy gray clouds hang above the city, hiding the sky from horizon to horizon. The wind isn't strong today, which means the clouds are barely moving. No doubt the lower streets have already begun to flood, water rising as storm drains struggle to keep up with the heavy rain. He sighs and reaches back to draw his hood up to cover his head. "I think I'm just gonna have to make a run for it."
Noise erupts from Duke's end of the call; rustling, doors slamming, metal moving. "Wait, stay where you are! You're at Harbor Theater, right?"
"Yeah."
"Give me like ten minutes. Don't move!" And then the call ends without another word, leaving Danny to blink out at the rain, confused. He pulls his phone away from his ear, stares down at the screen where "Call ended" stares back up at him, and shrugs.
Sure. Okay. This might as well happen.
He retreats back to the door, more protected from the rain, and leans against the brick wall of the building to wait. It's only ten minutes, and he's not in a rush to do anything else today, so he can wait. As long as he stays mostly dry, he'll be fine.
Despite his many complaints about the rain, Danny does enjoy Gotham storms. They're quiet and steady, with only the really big storms carrying thunder into the city. The storms in Amity Park were always loud, with howling winds and earthshaking thunder, lightning flashing nonstop until it was over. Compared to that, Gotham rain is peaceful; the steady patter of raindrops against windows is soothing and has made him fall asleep more than once. As long as he's safe and warm inside, he likes the rain.
As it is, when he's outside and stuck hiding beneath an awning, he very much does not like the rain.
The street is mostly empty as everyone with common sense is inside where it's dry. A few cars pass by, driving fast despite how hard it must be to see, and send water splashing towards him. He's just outside the splash zone, thankfully, but that doesn't stop him from glaring and muttering curses to those drivers.
Danny sighs again and closes his eyes, hoping to make the time pass by faster if he makes his mind drift.
It doesn't feel like it's been ten minutes when he hears Duke call his name. It barely even feels like five. Danny opens his eyes and pushes off the wall, looking down the street where he can see a bright yellow umbrella moving up and down as Duke runs through the rain to meet him. Did he really run all this way, just to get Danny an umbrella? That's really sweet. Danny bites the inside of his cheek to keep from grinning too much like some kind of lovesick fool.
Which he is, to be fair, but he doesn't need to show that.
"Dude," he says when Duke reaches him, stumbling to a stop under the awning to catch his breath. "Did you seriously run from your place to here? Don't you live on the other side of Gotham?"
Duke shakes his head and takes a moment to catch his breath. "I was nearby," he says, gesturing vaguely behind him, "Don't worry about it. You heading back home?"
"That was the plan, yeah."
"I'll walk you then. C'mon."
Duke offers his elbow as though escorting Danny to the ball. Danny takes it, stepping beneath the umbrella, so cheerfully yellow it almost feels aggressive. "My hero," he teases. "My knight under yellow umbrella."
"Listen, it was the only one I had that wasn't broken and it was a joke gift from a friend."
"A joke gift?"
"It's a Signal umbrella. Look at the handle."
Danny looks. The curve of the handle ends in a bat symbol. "That's amazing," he says, biting back a laugh as they step out into the rain. The umbrella protects them, but he can see that both their shoulders are getting wet; it's hard to fit two bodies beneath one umbrella. He pulls at Duke's arm, tugging him closer, so they can both fit more securely under the umbrella, walking arm in arm down the street.
It would have been nearly perfect if it wasn't for the fact that the streets were full of rainwater and a step into a puddle too big to avoid leaves his shoes and socks wet.
"Aw, man," he groans, frowning at his shoes. "I just can't win today."
"You used up all your good luck calling me," Duke jokes.
"Worth it, if it gets me you," Danny says without thinking. Then he squeezes his eyes shut and regrets because flirting with Duke has become a habit when they became friends, and it's a dangerous habit know that Danny's figured out his massive crush on Duke.
"Sweet talker," Duke retaliates. He's unfazed, carrying on normally, so Danny relaxes. As long as he can keep his crush quiet alongside his many other secrets, he's fine.
Leaning into him a little more, Danny ducks his head to hide a smile as they keep walking. Under one umbrella, together under the sheets of rain, it feels like there's no one else in the world but them.
Maybe there is something to enjoy about rainy autumn days.
Even if it ends with him walking home in waterlogged socks.
3am AU
Ginger Misadvetures
Okay but to be fair…who left the baby unattended lmaoooo😭😭😭
Wukong went to the bathroom for one minute and now the kids are recreating WWE😭😭💀
Who would win?
Idk it’s anyone fight right now,,, Xiaoyue’s punches are real strong so it’s game over for Xiaolei if he gets close, but if Xiaolei is able to focus his wind magic enough then he can put her in air jail and then over lmaooo but they’re both babies so like idk😭😭😭

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the thing about adapting a techogeek like tucker foley to the modern day isnt that he'd be using a pda in 2026. Its that he'd have like three phones. A foss linux one hes minmaxed for privacy and like nothing else. A flagship $2000 fold phone. And some fucking hand crafted monstrosity.
Tldr: Bros NOT shutting up about arch linux and its compatibility with ghosts.
DPxDC idea #3
The DC universe has its own Danny Fenton.
The problem?
He's dead.
Dead.
The portal accident killed him years ago. The Fentons buried their son, mourned him, and somehow managed to move on.
Then a dimensional breach brings Danny Phantom from another universe into the DC Universe.
At first, nobody notices anything strange. The Justice League just sees another teenage meta helping during crises. But eventually reporters get clear footage. Facial recognition software finds a match.
Danny Fenton.
Deceased.
The boy buried years ago.
Now Maddie, Jack, and Jazz are forced to watch news reports of their dead son flying alongside heroes, So they chase him wanting answers.
And Danny is stuck trying to explain something impossible:
"No, I'm not your Danny."
The worst part?
Nobody believes him.
Because how do you tell grieving parents that their son really is dead... and you're just an alternate-universe version who happened to survive?
Some Linked Universe panel redraws ⚡️⚔️🐇

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Jack and Maddie finally caught Phantom.
The Kraang Killer.