tell me im pretty

please don’t cosplay at school

Why does the music behind this make it sound like a conversation happening in Skyrim

because its music from oblivion (prequel to skyrim)

when I say “be safe” I say that shit from the bottom of my heart

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

you’re* it’s* Btw. I am a man.

oooooooooooooh my gooooooooooooooooooooooood ooooooooh my god. oh my god. ooooooooooh. my god oh my god

If anyone deserves a raise it’s the employee from four seasons total landscaping who answered the phone and went “yup, we can set up a podium and everything” and just acted like nothing was out of the ordinary.

I do like that this pandemic has got us all greeting each other like Jane Austen characters- “You are well, I hope? And your family? All in good health?”

if she's your girl why is she shocking me like an electric eel

bro why the fuck am i only getting 5 hours of sleep

That's the lasting cultural legacy of Sherlock, it's everyone going fuck you Sherlock I'm not drunk the charging cable hole on my cellphone is just VERY SMALL

make no mistake not only am i party rocking but i’m also in the house tonight 

Are you shuffling?

everyday. 

see shit like this is the reason that it’s so hard to turn my back on this website. Where else, pray tell, are you going to find this kind of quality nonsense.

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