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ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

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whenever i post this it works reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet

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Hi there, I’m Rachel! Everyone keeps messaging me and asking me “what was your secret to losing weight?” so I decided to make this post. This is how I was able to lose 40 pounds in 2 months with almost no exercise or change in diet.

A few months ago, my friend who’s studying to becoming a dietician told me about a fruit from Southeast Asia called Garcinia Cambogia. The fruit increases your metabolism & helps slightly suppress your appetite so you don’t overeat. Despite feeling skeptical I decided to try it. I ordered a pure extract of the fruit online. Now I’m able to eat the same food, and burn more fat at the same time. This is what I do every morning: mix the supplement with lemon water + honey to jumpstart my metabolism for the day, then drink it once more before dinner. That’s it. I ate the same way as before, worked out once a week & my fat melted away like butter. The way I see it, if it worked for me.. it can work for anybody.

EDIT: people keep asking me where you can get the supplement. I got mine here, because you can get a free month supply for only $5 shipping with the coupon at the bottom!! I’ve spent more than that on a salad before 🤦🤦

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Can someone from the science side of tumblr explain how this works

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Garcinia cambogia is a small, tropical tree fruit shaped like a pumpkin. In the late 1960s, scientists discovered an acid in the fruit similar to citric acid in fruits like oranges and lemons. That acid, called hydroxycitric acid, or HCA, blocks the enzyme that converts sugars and starches into fat for long term storage. With this fruit you can literally eat more pasta and bread, and gain less weight.

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SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE! Today is the last day you can get a free bottle

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And, because of “my fat melted away,” all I’m thinking of is

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WHAAAT i wanna try it tbh anyone have $5?

kinky-demoniac

one question: is this one of those diet pills where you gain back the way as soon as you stop taking it?

id love some feedback!

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Add in your own language

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English: I love you Slovak : Milujem ťa Finnish: Panisin Slovenian: Ljubim te Danish: Jeg elsker dig Portuguese: Amo-te Tagalog: Kantotan tayo Punjabi: Panchod chup kar Somali: Dhillo iska amus Arabic: انتا حمار Spanish: quiero que te ahogues con mi pene Bangla: Tumi ekta kuthar bacha Indonesian : Aku cinta kamu Hindi: Mein ghadhe ka bacha hoon Pashto: spey pashante khkarey Urdu: Mujhay tum say mohabbat hai Tamil: Po da mairu pudungi Malayalam: Patti kazhuda de mone Kannada: Nind tale nal gobra thumbide Telugu: Nee muddilo manta petta Azeri: Seviram Sani Russian: иди на хуй (idi na houy) Bosnian: Mrš u pičku materinu Marathi: Mi tula prem karate/karato Kurdish: Ez te hezdikhem Chinese: 你是个混蛋 Greek: είσαι μαλάκας (ise malakas) German: Opfere mir dein Erstgeborenes Swedish: Ät min röv Romanian: Te iubesc Norwegian: Jeg elsker deg Polish : Kocham cię French : je veux m'étouffer sur ta bite Lithuanian: Aš myliu tave Korean: 사랑해 (sa rang hae) Hungarian: szeretlek Dutch: Blijf met je vieze tengels van mijn fiets af Italian: sei un caga coglioni Hebrew: אני אוהב אותך Estonia: Ma armastan sind Latvina: Es tevi mīlu Croatian: volim te Japanese: あなたのチンコと遊びたいです。 Latin: amo te Turkish: Seni seviyorum

litschilicia

the tag thing is strong with this

#omg #the german one says sth along the way of 'give me your firstborn' and 'sacrifice'

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Fun fact: i study english in college and we have - just as any bigger discipline, really - our own memes I present: ABSOLUTELY tasteless memes from our lectures

#memes #bad puns #english major #the office

uni is basilly sitting in a hall with lots of people and using the uni wifi to check tumblr.

#uni #tumblr #college #studentlife

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w.h.a.t.

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The fucking first time

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I ALMOST CHOKED

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i will reblog this every single time it shows up and if you don’t u dont have a heart

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THE FUCKING FIRST ONE OH MY FUCK

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SOMEBODY TELL ME THE SONG PLEASE

kinky-demoniac

Its a korean girl group called orange caramel or something like that and that must be the song "catalina" if i'm not mistaken :)

I used to think, that it's an honor to be needed. I thought it meant "you're special to me!" "I can only trust you", " you mean a lot to me", "i have no one else to turn to". But I've come to understand that, while that may be partially true, it isnt really the reason. People haven't been asking me for my help on a regular, almost too regular basis, because they trust and love me, but because they knew i would get it done no matter what. They knew i would go out of my way just to help them. I've found that i've been used and thrown away quite a few times. I've found that I've been wrong for all this time...

#friendship

What happened to the fictionators homepage?

#fictionaters #fanfiction #twilight #fics #recs #fic recs

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Things French parents say to their kids

When we forget to turn off a light: C’est pas Versailles ici ! Hey, we’re not in Versailles !

When we stand between them and something they want to see: Et ton père, il est vitrier ? Is your father a glazier?

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When you are hungry but the dinner is not ready yet Ben mange ta main et garde l’autre pour demain ! Well, eat your hand and save the other one for tomorrow !

jadisjavaisuncoeur

What’s for dinner ? Des caillous. Pebbles.

When you lie too obviously : Et mon cul c’est du poulet. And my ass is made of chicken.

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When you are in a bad mood : Mange des carottes, ça rend aimable. Eat some carrots, you’ll be nicer

When you are throwing a tantrum : Pleure un coup, tu pisseras moins. Go on and cry, you’ll piss less.

garnetrena

And the world wonders why we are so sassy.

whenever i watch or read a lovestory, i like to imagine their life after. sitting there, by the fire, with friends and family, talking about all the hardships they’vehad to go through to find to one another. story after story would come, where you’d think “no way, they couldnt have found back to each other after THAT” they would surprise again wth their incredibly strong love and compassion. They would be like “yeah right, remember that time where we had to fight a shark while juggling 10 balls und smooching at the same time? that was fun!” and the thing is - the ‘audience’ wouldnt be crying at their tragic losses time and time again. instead they would laugh, ponder and wonder.it wouldnt be a tragic story, it couldnt be. it was over and so much time had passed. and our heroes would live the day to tell the tale....

#lovestory #tragic #happyendings #ramblings

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REBLOG if you have NEVER BEEN STUNG BY BEES and are therefore SPACE ROYALTY

#heirs #hilarious

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Unf I’ve gotten into heirs so badly recently and couldn’t resist making this video. The cover is by the absolutely brilliant am1r. You can watch his covers here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCre…

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That time in which Mamrie, Grace, and Hannah absolutely NAIL it.

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I hope this gets a million notes

I do hereby and forever abandon abandoning all hope. Honestly, I give up on giving up. I'm just not cut out to be some hopeless, disillusioned wretch with no aspirations for the rest of the eternity, sprawled catatonic in my own feces on a cold stone floor. In all probability the Human Genome Project will, someday, find that I carry some recessive gene for optimism, because despite all my best efforts I still can't scrape together even a couple of days of hopelessness. Future scientists would call it Pollyanna Syndrome, and if forced to guess, I'd say that mine has been a way-long case of history chasing rainbows.

Chuck Palahniuk, Damned (2011)

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