Welcome to the Quarantine Zone

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It's incredibly boring how these days fanon dirk's personality has been flanderized into "the guy who wants to kill himself" and little else. Like. Ppl rly don't want him to be anything beyond his worst self. Somebody will get mad at this but idc.

Closely related, looking at recent fanart might make you think this guy's only hobby, in addition to killing himself, is extreme self harm. Bad. 👎

My hot take is that neither Strider would cut as a form of self harm. Dirk already builds killer robots and fights them to death, he can get his injuries naturally. His form of self-harm is obviously self-isolation and sabotaging his own relationships. Dave thinks that cutting is girly and gay, two of the things he's not supposed to be. Besides didn't he later say that blood makes him squeamish? I think he would rather be neglectful of himself and also self-isolating. Maybe with a side of dangerous hobbies.

Ough Dirk so drunk and limp and hot and willing it's a crime if Alpha Dave doesn't take advantage of him. Dirk's vision spins. His brother is big and warm and wonderful and he's his entire world. His lips tingle. His thighs are numb. He almost doesn't feel it when Dave slides in. He's in another world and that world is occupied by Dave Dave Dave alone. The only noises he can make are a lewd cadence of ah-ah-ah when he's fucked by his big brother until he's spilling all over his stomach and Dave leans over to fill his mouth with his tongue.

Is cock huffing through underwear too raunchy for Tumblr, yay or nay? Asking for a friend.

SOMEDAY i will write that cute dirkdave fic abt them building a blanket fort, eating ice cream and chips and candy and enjoying themselves like they used to as kids. And it will bring back memories of when they had their first kiss, in a blanket fort, when they were still just smol babies who didn't have a concept of who's a socially acceptable kissing partner. And it will lead to them having a full on makeout session in the fort, romantic stringlights and all, and rain trickling down the windows outside. It will be super romantic. Maybe Dave will blow Dirk, and he will probably be bad at it, but Dirk will still blow his load in record time bc having Dave's tongue touch the head of his cock is the most exciting thing he can imagine. And Dirk will be embarrassed about it. And he could Dave an awkward handjob in exchange.