Come Along Then, Tonic!

Personal growth becomes so addictive once you realize that it’s always possible to improve your experience of being.

genres are OUTDATED. i sort my music by thottiness, jammability, rebelliousness, theatricality, and depression.

This is the most powerful chart I’ve ever seen

“Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet”

But it’s just as fast

The Lord yeeteth and the Lord yoinketh away

well there’s my eulogy sorted

       ⠀⣠⣦⣤⣀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢡⣤⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⠜⢾⡟ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⠿⠃⠄ ⠀⠀⠈⠀⠉⠉⠑⠀⠀⠠⢈⣆ ⠀⠀⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢶⣷⠃⢵ ⠐⠰⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢟⣽⣆⠀⢃ ⠰⣾⣶⣤⡼⢳⣦⣤⣴⣾⣿⣿⠞ ⠀⠈⠉⠉⠛⠛⠉⠉⠉⠙⠁ ⠀⠀⡐⠘⣿⣿⣯⠿⠛⣿⡄ ⠀⠀⠁⢀⣄⣄⣠⡥⠔⣻⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⣛⣿⣟⣖⢭⣿⡇ ⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣽⡇ ⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣇ ⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⡀⠸⣿⣿⡏ ⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠇⠀⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⠀⠀⢸⣿⡿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⠀⠀⢀⣿⡇ ⠀⣠⣴⣿⡿⠟⠀⠀⢸⣿⣷ ⠀⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠁ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈

I thought these were pens

SHUT THE FUCK UP

how do you even notice that

LMAO

I need to be the hottest person at the grocery store

This perfectly captures my ridiculous inner monologue that revolves around impressing other people in the most oblique ways