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Too much

OHMYGOSH puppy love overload <333

Beautiful madness

This is the best lol

Fuck me up

I became poor watching this

The dried berries are fucking me up someone explain how they do that

This shit probably cost 300 a plate

I’m beyond confused 😭

Always sharing this

This though

Sexy

I find this so sexy idk why!!

This is glorious.

I will always reblog this

MY FUCKING FACE WHEN I REALIZED WHAT SONG THEY’RE PLAYING.

THIS IS THE BEST OH MY GOD

I was like idk I don’t know it then I was like WAIT WHAT

Best thing ever

What movie/ show is this?

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

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Let see what happens

I need I need I need

So i reblogged this earlier and i stumbled across this website and paypal already sent me $50 for doing polls!! Tysm money Tubbs! ^_^

Let's see

i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and  whispered “count olaf”

once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.

Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.

Girls are a fucking gift don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

I got so drunk once that I passed out on a couch, only to wake up to a drunk girl trying to wake me up. She was offering me pretzels and said "it'll soak it up." I went back to sleep, and woke up to 3 pretzel piles on the floor next to me, just incase I wanted some for later. That girl is my best friend for life!