this is not even my final form

this song seems appropriate when I'm searching stackoverflow for a solution to fix a defect. warning explicit lyrics

waking up on Mondays

20 minutes into commute to work when you realize your laptop isn't with you

how i feel upon failing a certification exam..

I'm blocked on doing the data migration. It keeps running into an issue

just requested a new build & deploy to QA.. time to chillax

load testing.. hitting the service until it fails! 1001.. 1002.. 1003.. AAAAAAaaaaaahhhh...

i sense a great disturbance on the servers from the eastern region..  like a million work-from-home emails are piling in all at once

when the project manager walks by the team and hears/sees something interesting going on

just got an email from making a unit test intentionally fail on a jenkins build that you’ve just configured to send out emails

when you’re almost done with a feature and then business suddenly decides they don’t want want it anymore

when you finish your work early and that styled-email story that nobody else wanted lands on your lap

when your package manager is trying to pull an important library and you discover that the corporate firewall is setup to prevent you from accessing it

when devs first hear the term microservices.. this is what they think it is.. and they'd be partially right

paired programming.. that technique where it sort of benefits one of you more than the other

when QA shows the team a ridiculous edge case scenario and says, "but what if the user goes and tries to do this?"