scio, sweetheart

god i'm so tired of everybody's bad faith interpretations of everything. where's the trust. where's the forgiveness. where's the understanding that most things are complex and most people have many layers. and like the black eyed peas once said. where is the love

computer make i'm on fire by bruce springsteen 17 minutes long

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons

new ask game send me a 🌻 and ill just tell you whatever the fuck i want

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

when it finally happens they shouldn’t lower the flags to half mast, they should raise them to 1.5 mast. add some mast to that mast. maybe some balloons too.

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

Thats it. we’re calling saul

ultimately we all have to quit our jobs and walk into the sea

got too drunk last night and granted someone a boon

i hear there are several types of ways to feel