even cowgirls get the blues

you need to listen to a pitbull song and get over it i’m so serious

good morning everyone it's time to be tortured to insanity and then of course tortured for being insane

tarot reader: draws the tower me: thats bad isnt it tarot reader: draws the tower again me: uh oh tarot reader: draws boeing 767

if you spoke to lestat or louis about your pain, they would say, "your pain? what about MY pain?" but if you spoke about your pain to armand he would say "let me lobotomize you and you will never feel pain again." he has a solution-based mindset and we could all learn from him.

Is it socially acceptable to use opaque watercolors, or is that considered gouache?

i'm the stripper that Loves you

it’s sooo hard showing someone black sails for the first time and they (correctly) think flint is a huge asshole and you can’t tell them that he’s allowed to do all that because he’s gay