dream on, bright eye

waiting for my knight in shining armor (ibuprofen) to rescue me from the horrors (head hurty)

or someone has the weirdest ass ever

This isn't that difficult I'd say the majority of people that played Witcher 3 avoided it completely

Oh you mean in game

How...how difficult is it to not have sex with women in Witcher 3?

Lets just say, it takes more Dialog options than having it

no come back ma’am

*under my breath* underwater girlfriend

underwater wife

Underwater love of my underwater life

I’m so glad that this person was willing to take a picture before literally taking the spraying water out of their house. Bless you. 

Overwatch design philosophy is combining someone’s fetish and someone else’s bigotry, throwing a dartboard at a map and then covering it in gundam armor

my kitten brought me sponge from the sink to play catch with 🤦 girl................