art is dead

Remember when Charlie Kirk was murdered in broad daylight in front of hundreds of people…….that was so fucking awesome

salmon so tasty it make me eat hasty / when salmon is finished the joy is diminished

having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

I am God and in this next patch update I’m getting rid of periods. instead, vaginas will now make pearls that you can trade in for prizes

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

I wish they made it even marginally possible to get a job like I’m so fucking sorry I don’t have a rare but also highly demanded skillset, an agreeable disposition, and the ability to survive off of three nickels a week I’m soooo sorry

locked in? no. i'm tucked in. goodnight

oooo wee oooo i feel just like bunny rabbit

ooh ohh and youre grass n leaves n more