Periwinxle

i like when things are bad in an interesting way compared to good in a boring way. Creativity with a lack of technical skill is where the Good Shit happens.

I unironically wish I could write like the 14 year olds who made the Backrooms Wiki.

The best way to make an adult version of Scooby-Doo is to keep everything the same as the classic version, but Fred —and only Fred — is now allowed to say “fuck.”

"Let's fucking split up, gang!"

Alright gang, it looks like we have another fucking mystery on our hands.

It’s the sound of his cock dropping to the floor

i cant hear you over the sound of my MAGNUM DONG

People are calling women who read ‘spicy’ novels porn addicts on TikTok and when women responded “um. That’s not what addiction is.” People are going “the first symptom of addiction is denial” like okay buddy.

if you think women reading mild straight smut books is ‘porn addiction’ then you’d lose your mind if you read the shit fandom girlies read on ao3

Please just say erotica

Coward. Say "porn" with pride.

if you pathologize and demonize the existence and consumption of pornography you're not actually being progressive. sorry not sorry sex is neutral porn is neutral if you think it's icky don't look at it

absolutely do turn on the sound but Be Ready

Like a moron I turned on the sound and my cat went from dead sleep to sprinting across the house

You’re telling me a LOBSTER squeezed this lime?

Gin and clawnic

This is your bartender everywhere in Maine

Actual footage of my 4th graders during recess

however small you may think this dog could be, it is sooo much smaller

you know what’s a trope that never gets tired is when theyre bouncing around in the plot and suddenly an important name crops up- it’s blorbo bleebus. and some dude is like who the hell is blorbo bleebus. and we immediately cut to our new friend blorbo bleebus pulling the most absolutely buckwild shit you’ve ever seen

enhanced edition of this trope is when they cut to blorbo bleebus doing something entirely contradictory to how they were just introduced, like "i know a professional, someone discreet who can handle things quietly" cut to blorbo bleebus in the wildest fucking bar brawl you've ever seen, screaming their own name and stopping to down shots while still holding some dude in a headlock