âRun into a cave and break your ankle so that people have to come find you and they see you lying at the bottom of this beautiful cave and maybe thereâs a waterfall and the light from the crystals makes you look really beautiful and they say âAre you okay?â and you say âI think soâ and they say âoh my God have you been here alone this whole time with a broken ankleâ and you say âitâs okayâ and they say âyouâre so braveâ and you are brave and you look so beautiful surrounded by cave crystals and everyone stands over you and says âoh wowâ and âyou poor beautiful thingâ and âIâm so sorry we let you run into the cave but Iâm so glad we found youâ and let them carry you home and promise to be your best friends forever and that everythingâs their fault and also they named the cave after you and youâre prettier than all of your enemies and your enemies all died of jealousy while you were in the cave.â
â Daniel M. Lavery, How To Respond To Criticism (via boringoldraphael)
this bitch gets it















