New Blogger and stuff

“go bleach your roots creep!” this read

oh damn.

I’m really glad this post has gotten a lot of notes.

I am so in love with how fucking annoyed Andy looks when he makes himself laugh

In this house we Stan (1) Andy and his uncomfortable non verbal facial expressions

A cinematic masterpiece.

I CANNOT stress enough that in the Spy Kids films, Danny Trejo is literally playing his titular character from the Machete movies, who happens to be the kids’ uncle, because the movies have the same director

all im getting from this post are that the x-men are really gay

The X-Men are really gay.

The x-men have always been super gay.

the x-men are literally an allegory for gay people

You know why I absolutely loved Birds of Prey? Gotham. So many of the recent movies set in that city have tried to make it all broody and dark, but there are regular people. Living their lives. Sure, their lives are fucking i n s a n e, like carry around a gas mask every day in case someone gases your building i n s a n e, but still. Like, Harley Quinn walking down the street and no one giving a shit? THAT’S WHAT I WANT. People willing going to a supervillain’s club because it’s a good club? YES PLEASE! There’s only so much batshit bullshit you can take until it just becomes normal, and if you want to tell me people in Gotham are still freaked out by Harley Quinn just, being on a public roller derby team? you’re wrong.

Gotham is like Las Vegas getting stuck exactly in-between it's "run by the Mafia" and "time for all the over-the-top whacky themed casinos" phases, with more costumed lunatics, and even less people giving a single fuck about if they're accidentally friends with a crime boss until it's a problem for them personally.

I would love to be standing right under that 😂😂

That’s like the sky equivalent to walking on a sidewalk and a car zooms by at just the right moment where it hits a deep puddle that spashes everywhere and drenches exactly one whole side of you

This is very useful to me i have absolutely no gauge for how old children are and what they can typically do at what ages

I’ve been on Tumblr too long I was definitely expecting this to turn into some existentialist meme

I am all baby milestones as part from “75% understandable”

Shut the fuck……

Incredibles 2 did not have to go this hard but it did