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I wish blonde people were real...
āDo not mistake me for my mask. You see light dappling on the water and forget the deep, cold dark beneath.ā
ā Patrick Rothfuss (via horrorshow)
i suspect i will be fuming about how people, especially those in the mental health field, treat narcissists until the end of time. truly. the pervasive refusal to help us, using āwe donāt want to be helpedā as an excuse. the dismissal of our symptoms based on the assumption that because we are seeking help, we must not be narcissistic after allā¦ā¦ā¦ iām sick of it <3

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This is the oldest piece of music known to humankind. Itās engraved in cuneiform on a tablet from 1400 BC. And it was a hymn to their goddess Nikkal.
I wasnāt actually expecting something serious.
That was, um, actually unexpected.
What is this grand old instrument? It is almost ethereal to my ears!
I wish more ancient music was written down. Itād be interesting to study it!
Only 15th century BC kids will remember this bop
It wouldāve likely originally been played on a sammĆ»m, a bit like a lyre, in accompaniment of a singer.
Whilst its the oldest piece of music, itās not complete (I believe the oldest complete song is the Seikilos Epitaph), so itās transcription is controversial; there are a few differing decipherments.
The fact that this recording exists is nothing short of miraculous when you consider all of the background work that you have to do before you put a lyrist in front of a staff-notation transcription.Ā This article will tell you about it in exhaustive detail:Ā https://musicircle.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/Babylonian-Notatin-and-the-Hurrian-Melodic-Texts_Music-and-Letters-1994-WEST-161-79.pdf
In short, here are some of the things a musicologist would have to do in order to get to the point where you can start looking for someone who plays an ancient Mesopotamian lyre (yes, the sammƻm is a type of lyre):
1.Ā Find the tablets. 2.Ā Know enough cuneiform to identify the language, the culture, the time period, and the fact that this is music notation, which was vanishingly rare in a culture where people wrote with a stylus on wet clay. 3.Ā Know what instruments people played and how they were used. 4.Ā Figure out how many strings this instrument had and how they were tuned.Ā This is harder than it looks because, while instruments can sometimes survive millennia, strings tend not to survive, and as any string player knows, tuning often doesnāt survive a single performance. 5.Ā Figure out the tuning system ā our Western even-tempered scale is a recent invention.Ā J.S. Bach composed the Well-Tempered Clavier to show off even-tempered tuning in 1722.Ā The octave is a creation of physics; dividing the octave into pleasing individual notes that can be put together to make music is a creation of culture, and thereās no reason to assume that ancient Mesopotamians used modern Western scales. 6.Ā Learn the corpus of music theory that supports the structure of this piece of music.Ā If you know the theory, you can figure out what the music is doing; if you donāt know the theory, you have a random string of notes, not music. 7.Ā Because this was only a semi-written culture, music was heavily improvisatory.Ā You have to know that whatās written down is more of an outline or a suggestion.Ā The real art is in filling in the rest of the pattern.Ā A lot of traditional non-Western music works like this (and up until fairly recently, quite a bit of Western classical music also incorporated this aspect; even today, the art of playing a cadenza is a Thing), so if youāre not an ethnomusicologist, youāll want to bring one in, preferably one who works with contemporary West Asian folk and/or classical forms. 8.Ā Ahhh!Ā At last!Ā Youāve gotten to the point where you think you can figure out what this piece is supposed to sound like.Ā Now you have to transcribe it all into Western staff notation (which isnāt designed to handle music like this). 9.Ā Unless you are also an expert on building and playing ancient Mesopotamian lyres, you must now go and find someone who is.Ā Fortunately, there are one or two of these people around.Ā Give that person your music, and book the recording studio! 10.Ā The next time anyone asks you why studying music is important, now you know.
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@professor-glassesā this is oppression

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iāll honestly never forgive the owner of the jeandescole url for moving to a new blog and not deleting her old one. i fucking deserve that url.
Maslowās Hierarchy Teshuva Style
This time of year, (Elul, Rosh Hashanah, and Yom Kippur), Jewish communities stress the importance of teshuva, which is translated as repentance or return and generally understood as apologizing to Hashem and to other people for any mistakes made over the past year.
If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am only for myself, who am I? If not now, when? - Hillel, Pirkei Avot
But for anyone struggling with safety, mental health, abuse, trauma, or a variety of other things, the task of apologizing to Hashem and other people for your mistakes over the year is just not possible. You are important. Your struggles are valid and an important part of teshuva. You might not be doing the same teshuva as a lot of your community, but you are doing teshuva. You are working hard on yourself, work that is difficult and not to be underestimated. And it is work that must be done before you can approach the rest of the pyramid. Maybe in a few years youāll be able to approach the high holiday season the same way as what can look like most other people are.Ā
Thank you to those who I talked this idea through with.
āWe donāt just have a skeleton,ā said one of the nodosaur researchers involved. āWe have a dinosaur as it would have been.ā
Known as a nodosaur, this 110 million-year-old, armored plant-eater is the best preserved fossil of its kind ever found.
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Honestly the biggest disappointment I had researching ABC was that medieval authors did not, in fact, see the creatures they were describing and were trying their best to describe them with their limited knowledge while going āwhat the fuck⦠what the fuckā¦ā
Instead all those creatures you know came about from transcription and translation errors from copying Greco-Roman sources (who themselves got them from travelersā tales from Persia and India - rhino -> unicorn, tiger -> manticore, python -> dragon, and so on).
So unicorns are real
behold⦠a unicorn
I always thought animals in medieval manuscripts looked like the result of having to draw say. A Tree Kangaroo, but your only source for what it looked like was your friend who heard it from a fellow who knows a man who swears he saw one once, whilst very drunk and lost, and I am SO PLEASEDĀ to find out this is, in fact, the case.
Questing Beast
- Neck of a snake
- body of a leopard
- haunches of a lion
- feet off a hart (deer)
So is it
Orā¦.
donāt forget that some of the legendary creatures they were describing were from other peopleās mythos which were passed down in the oral tradition for gods know how long. You know what existed in Eurasia right around the time we were domesticating wolves into dogs?
these beasties. For a long time, science had them down as going extinct 200 thousand years ago, but then we found some bones from 36 thousand years ago. Which, yāknow, is quite a difference. Since you can bet that any skeleton we find is not literally the last one of its kind to live, many creatures have date ranges unknowably far outside the evidence.
In South Asia there were cultures that described a man-beast/troll forrest giantĀ whoās knuckles dragged the ground, and everybody from the west was sure it was superstitious mumbo jumbo, but you know what used to live there?
And did you know that some of the earliest white colonizers of the Americas heard accounts that there were natives still alive who had seen and hunted and eaten a great hairy beast, shaggy like the buffalo but much bigger, with a long thin nose like a snake and two giant fangs⦠so, like, mammoths, you know? but they were totally discounted because europeans of the time were like, elephants live in Africa and arenāt hairy, you canāt fool us, pranksters!
Anyway, the point is between the early writing game of telephone description thing talked about by OP, and the discounting of native cultural accuracy, Iām pretty sure most legendary creatures are in fact real animals one way or anotherĀ
It canāt explain every single legendary creature, but yes, this is super important. Because History relies on written sources, it tends to sweep oral tradition under the rug, even if thereās a lot of interesting informations in it.
And itās not just living animals that were badly described, or which descriptions got exaggerated over the course of centuries or through translation errors. Sometimes, people finding fossil bones of extinct animals might have also influenced some myths!
By now this is pretty well-known but it has been theorised that the Greek myth of the cyclops was started when people found Deinotherium skulls. Now you might say, uh, how is it possible to think a cousin of the elephant is a huge human dude with one eye?
Well-
- the big nasal opening kinda looks like an eye if you have no idea what kind of animal had this kind of skull (you can read more about this theory in this old National Geographic article if you like).
Hereās a less well-known one; the griffin is a mythological hybrid with the body of a lion and the head and wings of an eagle. The earliest traces of this myth come from ancient Iranian and ancient Egyptian art, from more than 3000 BC. In Iranian mythology, itās called Ų“ŪŲ±ŲÆŲ§Łā (shirdal, ālion eagleā). Now, itās been the subject of some debate and itās not confirmed, but thereās a theory that people might have seen some Protoceratops and Psittacosaurus fossils in Asia and might have interpreted it as āa lion with an eagleās headā:
Check the āoriginā part of the wikipedia page for āgriffinā if you want to find more sources for this theory and for the arguments against it! Again, itās just a theory, but I think itās super cool.
This is a pretty well accepted theory for why dragons (or animals we group as like dragons, eg wyverns and drakes) are seen in mythos almost worldwide - because people found dinosaur bones, looked at them, and wentĀ āoh fuck whatās that? some bigā¦. lizardy thing?ā and then created dragons.
Also many deagon legends are simply exaggerations of well-known living reptiles like snakes and crocodilians.a
It also explains why dragons can look so different in the myths of the various regions.
In asia, Dragons tend to look very long and snake like:
One of the most common dinosaurs that used to like in the asia region, so would have been the most common fossils found by people:
The Mamenchisaurus, this thing is just all neck and tail! You find just half a fossilised skeleton of this monster, you can easily end up thinking of a long snake-like beast.
South America also has legends snake-like dragons among some of its peoples:
What fossils from pre-historic south America could be found?
The Titanoboa, which can easily grow to be 40 feet long.
In North America there is the Piasa Bird
Which wikipedia tells me comes from ā the large Mississippian culture city of Cahokia,ā itās describes as
What fossils could have been found in that region:
Pterosaur, and Triceratops. Features of both sets of skeletons could have been merged into one legendary creature.
Then we get our European style dragon:
One of the most common fossils that could have been found was a CetiosaurusĀ
which, despite being a herbivore, looked to have a mouth of sharp looking teeth, consistant with a dragons.
Dragons amongst the peoples of Africa are even more varied, but most revolve around some kind of giant snake-like creature. As a quick example, weāll take Dan Ayido Hwedo commonly found in West African mythology.
Fossils in that area could have been included the Aegyptosaurus:
A quick google search tells me that most Sauropods: well known for being long necked and long tailed, are found in Africa.
If you found only a half complete skeleton of this thing; which is likely, because itās rare to find a complete dinosaur skeleton, you could easily think of a giant snake monster.
IIRC, another possible explanation for long snake-like dragons/sea serpents in Africa couldāve been Basilosaurus, a whale from the PaleogeneĀ whose skeleton looked like this:Ā
A lot of the most complete specimens have been found in Egypt.Ā

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