A is for Arthur

listen i’m so here for they/them pronouns but if a trans man uses he/him and you call him they because calling him he makes you uncomfortable, ur transphobic 

instead of saying “i want to kill myself” whenever something bad happens to me as a result of circumstances beyond my control i’ve started saying “i’m going to kill god” and it’s honestly done wonders for my self-esteem

you know what? 2019 mood

We still haven’t even gotten past the 19th century yet around here. 

bitch we still haven’t gotten past the 15th century slow down a bit

Asteroid. NOW PLEASE.

Disney could just copy and paste Genie’s lines and animation as Robin Williams to the new movie and we would all be happy

why do people say innocent animal do guilty animals even exist 

What was your opinion on the Jim Carrey grinch?

Jim Carrey Grinch said bitch, ate glass and threw a whole child in the garbage. He is an absolute champ and the only rightful heir to the throne.

@coolman229

my favorite is when Kermit’s facial expression is simultaneously an obvious hand in a puppet but also an instantly recognizable and relatable emotion

@tel-branora

life is soup, I am fork