Where is my Arkenstone?

Trees are nice!

Then of course we would sit in a tree. We can sit in a tree right now if you’d like! I could plant a whole tree garden, er, what are those called? Orchards! I could plant a whole orchard specially for you, if you’d like.

I would like an orchard very much!

Oh, lets see. Apples, Apricots, Mulberry, Pomegranates, and Blueberries. Oh, this will be wonderful! Thank you, dearest!

Blueberries grow on trees?! I..I mean, of course. I’ll make sure they all get planted and cared for right away! Anything to make you happy, ghivashel!

Trees are nice!

Then of course we would sit in a tree. We can sit in a tree right now if you’d like! I could plant a whole tree garden, er, what are those called? Orchards! I could plant a whole orchard specially for you, if you’d like.

I would like an orchard very much!

Trees are nice!

Then of course we would sit in a tree. We can sit in a tree right now if you’d like! I could plant a whole tree garden, er, what are those called? Orchards! I could plant a whole orchard specially for you, if you’d like.

Whhhyyyy do I bother???

It was a perfectly reasonable question!

The LOOK ™

You are right, ghivashel, I was out of place! I’m sorry, I will watch what I say in future meetings.

Whhhyyyy do I bother???

It was a perfectly reasonable question!

There has obviously been a mistake.

There’s been no mistake.

You can't even recognize that your husband is a bird.

Deflecting.

Yes, you are. 

I have never associated myself with a bird in any way, I have never thought of myself as a bird, but I suppose if I had to be one I’d be a raven. Seems only fitting.

Someplace with no relatives and no responsibilities??

Of course! Getting away from responsibilities is easy enough, getting away from relatives may be a bit harder… we could go enjoy the gardens of Ithilien, or escape to Ered Luin for a while?

Ooh, Rohan sounds nice! Lets go there!

As you wish! Rohan it is then. I’ll shoulder off my responsibility to Fili Mahal help us all and we can be on our way as soon as possible!

OOH JELLO

What is this…Jello? It is not an Elven dish, because I had sampled many. Is it something from the world of Men?

You rang?

Oh! That! Well. I was bored and challenged. And I got here yesterday. I wanted to come see you all because I was sad and lonely.

No, don’t be sad and lonely Mr. Pippin! I’ll come and visit you, so we can do things together!!

That sounds awesome! Lets go have fun!

Yes! Chaos and Shenanigans! Why stop at just covering the Arkenstone in jello? Why don’t we encase everything in jello!!

With Pippin and Eldarion working together, I am not entirely sure. I certainly wouldn’t put i past them!

Not Jello with whipped cream and berries!

Someplace with no relatives and no responsibilities??

Of course! Getting away from responsibilities is easy enough, getting away from relatives may be a bit harder... we could go enjoy the gardens of Ithilien, or escape to Ered Luin for a while?

OOH JELLO

What is this…Jello? It is not an Elven dish, because I had sampled many. Is it something from the world of Men?

You rang?

Oh! That! Well. I was bored and challenged. And I got here yesterday. I wanted to come see you all because I was sad and lonely.

No, don’t be sad and lonely Mr. Pippin! I’ll come and visit you, so we can do things together!!

That sounds awesome! Lets go have fun!

Yes! Chaos and Shenanigans! Why stop at just covering the Arkenstone in jello? Why don’t we encase everything in jello!!

With Pippin and Eldarion working together, I am not entirely sure. I certainly wouldn’t put i past them!