In order to make a relationship last, you really have to flow with a person as they change. Give them space. My friend always told me about his grandfather who was with his wife for 60 years before she passed. His grandfather said that through all that time, his wife changed so much it felt like he had been with 8 different people by the end. But he said the secret to making it last was that through all those changes, he never suffocated his wife with his own idea of who he expected her to be. Rather he loved, fully, every new woman she became.

got an oil change and the guy told me i needed a tire rotation. lmao, the tires are rotating every time i drive it, that’s how it works. idiot.

who has the image where it says albert einstein lived in a house made of cheese and failed the driving test 8000 times

one time i texted my fireman dad saying something was “lit” and he responded “please dont say that”

if you ever feel stupid or weak or powerless, just remember that I, am not. And I am out there, very dangerous and I am looking for you. Good luck

literally have had this queued for a year

In honor of the holiday

This is the only obnoxious weed joke post I’ll post all 4/20 but some of these are legitimately funny

sashimi rolling, they hating

This is honestly the content I am here for, every day. 

From now on im tellin jobs I was General manager at Toys R Us. Who tf they gone call