Welcome to my nightmare

the tragedy of tumblr is you will inevitably meet people who you should be having a sleepover with. you should be rolling around on their floor and rummaging through their fridge and watching shitty movies with. you should be shopping with should be going out to a cafe with should be wandering through the aquarium with. people who you should be experiencing quotidian joys with... and you cannot! because they live one million miles away

life is honestly too short to be embarrassed over anything that sparks even a little happiness in you

Booby traps? Sure, I would easily fall into a trap if I saw boobs

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

can we get 36 hours a day? not for any productive purposes i just want to finish my to watch & to read list in this lifetime . also probably get enough sleep

what they don’t tell you is that the urge to just leave and start over somewhere far away only gets stronger the older you get

who else is up permanently feeling like they did something Wrong

"whats your 5 year plan?" buddy I nearly go insane thinking about what I should have for dinner