Welcome to my nightmare

(me ever since I was 12) okay I actually need to get it together now

sorry dude cant go out im listening to music. yeah no its gonna be all day

Shout out to everyone on my dashboard who is enthusiastically talking about whatever the fuck theyre into that I don't recognise. Love your enthusiasm, keep going, I don't know what's happening but i support u

i love you cds and dvds

I hate when people ask questions during movies like do you not understand that the movie purposly doesn’t tell you things in order to build suspense

I don't need AI to write. I can create fake scenarios in my head perfectly fine myself.

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

the thing i have discovered about being an adult is that every week you will have to spend 100 dollars.

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge