Denim Chicken

Treat spiders the way you want to be treated

Killed without hesitation

Why would I inflate a spider

I will beat you with a fucking rock

I love locking my door like…you’re not coming in lmfao

This post is honestly so iconic like every time I lock my door I literally think about this

the funniest thing we do to alligators is duct tape their mouths shut when we need to handle them. imagine being a creature so ancient and undefeatable that you haven’t changed in thousands of years being rendered basically defenseless by a piece of plastic

i would be very scared but very honored

baptism by ape

Nintendo boys make do

I hate this website

That’s how many times he’s said the n word

Love Is Stored in The You

black mirror writer: what if when you said “ello yewchube”…..yewchube said ello back…….

list of characters that would be weirdly sexualized if they were made today

so we’re just gonna stop the list right tf there

hey quick question how come out of all the pictures you could’ve chosen for Bloo you had to pick the one from a hentai parody 

you recognized it