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“Bloom for Me, Darling”

Tissy and Mila by @kindamadethis

Light and bright and full of life!! A shout out to Winnie (@kindamadethis) for this gorgeous homage to Tissy in her caprine era, cradling the memory of herself in simpler days ;> Wearing this hat, Hermila can do anything!!

In His Own Image series (AO3)

Husk: Like I said, He don’t fuck.

Cherri: Wha….. Angie ima need a translation…

Angel: Nah tits, He’s speaking English… He don’t fuck.

Cherri: REALLY?… like…. not even a tiny bit???

Angel: Nope.

Cherri: Bullshit… He gotta fuck! Who don’t fuck down here???

Lucifer: *Falls out of a kitchen cabinet* oof!

Angel: Damn fuckin speak of the devil…

Lucifer: Hey bitches, *clambers off the floor* Whudda we talkin about???

Husk: Pyro-management here, Doesn’t believe the boss is ace…

Lucifer: oh! Yeah…. No……….. He don’t fuck.

Husk: That’s what I said.

Angel: The fuck you doin in the cabinets???

Lucifer: Thought I’d alphabetise the mugs… But then I got confused when I saw a thermos……………… Also there was a halloween ghost-mug that wouldn’t stop staring at me…….

Cherri: Nah… y’all just ain’t tryin hard enough… If ya don’t have evidence Then I say he fucks.

Husk: What kind of dumbass logic is that???

Angel: Here’s ya evidence! *gestures to himself* Ain’t been fucked.

Charlie: *Walks through the door* Angel, I dunno if you should consider that a bad thing…

Angel: -It is when I get fuckin kicked to the curb by a fuckin Spooky-pinstriped-deer!!!!

Charlie: awh… Don’t take it personally…….. He just don’t fuck.

Cherri: OH MA FUCKIN GOD!!!! YALL ARE JUST A FUCKIN CREEPY LIL HIVE MIND ARNT YA?!??!! TAKE ME TO YA FUCKIN LEADER SO I CAN GET A FUCKIN STRAIGHT ANSWER!!!!!

Husk: How fuckin hard is it to comprehend?!!? THE MAN. DONT. FUCK!!!

Lucifer: Yea, he really don’t….

Cherri: YALL ARE FUCKIN LIARS!!!!

Charlie: WHY WOULD WE LIE ABOUT THIS????

Cherri: I DUNNO!! MAYBE COS YALL ARE IN ON IT?!!? I BET ALL OF YA HAVE HAD A GO! AND NOW YA JUST DONT WANNA FUCKIN SHARE!!!

Charlie: OH MY FUCKING SATAN!

Husk: Jesus fuckin Christ…

Lucifer: Ughhhh…. pls don’t bring Yeshua into this…

Angel: Give it a rest Danger tits!!! My ego is bruised enough as it is!!!

Cherri: YALL ARE JUST FUCKIN. WEAK. WILLED. PUSSY. BITCHES!!!!! AND IMA PROVE ALL YOU FUCKERS WRONG!!!!

*Yelling ensues as the crew enter an all out screaming match in the kitchen*

Niffty: *Standing at the door next to Alastor… shaking her head in disappointment* 😔 ……..

But my brain loves making up stupid scenarios 24/7.

What if it was Trial and Error?

Lucifer’s sign: NO ALBERTS ALLOWED

Lucifer: *Walks into his room to find alastor rummaging through his desk*

Alastor: Evening!~

Lucifer: DIDNT YOU SEE THE SIGN!!??

Alastor: I did. But I’m a tad bit confused… I checked the log book and there’s not a single Albert in sight… nor has there ever been an Albert to check into the hazbin hotel…

Lucifer: GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!!

-next day-

Lucifer’s sign: NO ALLANS ALLOWED

Lucifer: *Walks into his room*

Alastor: *Laying on his bed* I knew an Allen once… terribly boring fellow…. I ate him

Lucifer: WHAT THE FUCK!??!!? GET OUT OF HERE!!!!

-next day-

Lucifer’s sign: NO ALLISONS ALLOWED

Lucifer: *Sighs as he enters seeing alastor in his chair reading his books* …..Allison what the fuck?….

Alastor: Allison’s not here at the moment…. can I take a message?

Lucifer: wuh…. the fuck? …… WAIT IS ALLISON IN MY ROOM???

Alastor: Well not currently due to the sign out front.

Lucifer: THEY HAVE BEEN IN MY ROOM???? Who the fuck is Allison!?!

Alastor: My thoughts exactly! Who the fuck is Alice?

-next day-

Lucifer’s sign: NO DEERS ALLOWED

Lucifer: *Walks into his room* OH COME ON!!!!

Alastor: *Sitting at his dining table eating a dead goat* hm?…. Not a fan? If you like I could bring you something else? ….mutton perhaps?

Lucifer: IT SAYS NO DEER ALLOWED. YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN HERE!!!!

Alastor: I don’t see your point… *points at the goat* ….This is a goat.

Lucifer: UUGHHHH!!! What the hell is it gonna take for you to stop breaking into my room????

Alastor: Hmm…..… Well, this may be a long shot……….but I’ve heard that it’s actually quite the common practice…. to ask someone what their name is! Shocking I know! But get this…. Afterwards…….… you have to remember it!

Lucifer: ……………….FINE.……………....What is your name?

Alastor: Alastor, pleasure to be introducing myself again!~

-next day-

Lucifer’s sign: NO ALASTERS ALLOWED

Lucifer: *Walks into his room* …………………………….. I spelt your-

Alastor: Indeed, you spelt my name incorrectly.

Lucifer: ……………..FUCCCKKKKKK!!!!

-next day-

Lucifer: *Walks up to his room to see alastor patiently waiting outside* ……..holy shit…

Alastor: I see you finally asked Charlotte how to spell my name…

Lucifer: …ha! Yeah, I did…

Alastor: Splendid! May I come in?

Lucifer: Haha! Fuck no!

Alastor: Shame….. Oh well! Luckily as the hotel concierge, I have my own key. *Unlocks lucifers door and walks inside closing the door behind him*