Things I enjoy

you can only reblog this every day of the week

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“Yes, there is a superyachtinvestor.com. Go look at it and it will make you so angry, you could chew glass.”

we stan class traitors on this blog

Reblogging this version because I needed to read this after watching the video

skfkslckcnelcncn okay I’m at work yesterday and my coworker is telling me about her husband and 2 kids and is bitching and I’m like go. off. because that’s what I do and she says to me “the litter box is HIS responsibility and most of the time he doesnt even do that!!” and I immediately say. “That’s all he does??” because girl just told me she took out the trash and did dishes and cared for her fucking children all before coming into work that morning and shes like “…. that’s not ALL he does……..” like. every time I talk to a girl in a bad relationship a part of me dies. you dont have to be his mom too. he’s not the three year old. he’s not a fucking tamagotchi that if you forget to feed him and wipe his ass he dies in a pile of his own shit. ladies if he dies he dies

ladies, if he dies, he dies!

did u guys see the deer with the ribbon

did u see this

when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun

look in the mirror and they can start today

americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip

My friend in the UK told me that they only see their father like 2-3 times a year because they live so far away. When I asked how far do they live, they said that it’s a 45 minute drive……. my commute to work, five days a week is an hour.

HSHDJDJ

Dont avada kedavra the messenger

Everything about this is 100% canon and correct.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

smh y'all fake fans forgetting when he had a brief thing with that beaver

i have never seen an ep of this show in my life but what the absolute entire complete FUCK is that balloon

his name is balloony

im. not sure i believe you

Over 113, now! He missed celebrating his Bar Mitzvah because of the first World War, so he finally observed it September 2016, a hundred years later.

Just checked, and he’s still alive! He’ll be 114 on September 15th.

Happy 114th Birthday!!!

‘dad bod’ is just ‘bear’ in Straight

“you only lick once!” -what a dog would say :)

Wrong. Dogs can lick many, many times and are acutely aware of this.

Um make your own post?

thank God hes back. we were so lost without Him.

on an unrelated note i don’t think that guy spider-man would, either.