It's Time For My Animal Crackers

I had to do an art trade with a NSFW blog who was best known for being really, REALLY down bad for the man in the Sleepy’s logo.

what are three thousand things you associate with me

do you ever tell people you’ll be going to sleep but then you don’t and you have to not do anything noticable online for the sake of it seeming as if you didn’t lie to them

no offense but if your friend is trying out a new hobby be fucking nice to them

friends say hurtful things, whether it's out of jealousy, trying to be funny, etc. I don't believe it usually means they're an irredeemable person who you need to cut off. I just think we should be mindful of how snarkiness can impact someone's confidence and likelihood to keep pursuing their interests

Kabru is so silly to me because he is so good at killing, but only people!!!! To progress through a dungeon you need to kill monsters, silly!!! What good is knowing where all of the vital organs are if you're just gonna die to a monster every time you try and get further? He would be absolutely deadly in any other setting. In any other series, he would thrive. But he's in a dungeon and he's bad at it. Truly fantastic writing

no i'm starting to understand shonen authors, sometimes u just slip into the yaoi implications without meaning to

fuck you (runs your cast iron pan through a dishwasher cycle)

OH NO

Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

HINT: his pussy is weak to fire magic.

Pepper spray his pussy

Do not.

eric bogosian i hope you're prepared to give us the best gay vampire sex scene on television