Shit.

lmao

I love these…..

Chaotic Good

My favorite part is that these are going to be someone’s neighborhood landmarks. “Turn left at the saxaphone player,” “yeah I work in the shop right next to the Princess Leia fire hydrant,” “if you pass the shady guy selling watches, you’ve gone too far.” The urban and suburban worlds are so funny of random infrastructure points that you’re just supposed to ignore, like those big metal wiring cabinets on the side of the road and all those backflow preventers all over the place. With just a little paint, now they have friendly, comprehensible meaning.

you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you bETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅

what even happens inside a dishwasher

@d3ath-of-a-strawb3rry

Two bros chilling at the beach 5 feet apart cuz they’re not gay

…and they were comrades

oh my god, they were comrades 

every time i burp it tastes like Arby’s

and every time we kiss I swear I can fly

This fucked me up.

That, my friends, is a portal.