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can I kill myself not like permanently just like a day to make a statement on how upset I am

#connor bedard #this poor boy #honestly who did he piss off

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circusheart

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

huckleberryhal

Mary Oliver in “Dog Songs”

#poetry #mary oliver #doggos

meangirlnurse

there’s a post on tumblr about like. if you could do something to bring people a little relief, why wouldn’t you do it? which has unironically informed my practice as a nursing student and patient care tech

meangirlnurse

i’m glad no one made any unpleasant comments on this post that might distract from the message because that would really suck

puckwanger

sidney 🪷 (process + ref under cut)

killerlashes

Whoaaaaaa

#nhl fanart #squidney #sidney crosby #pittsburgh penguins

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pinklocksoflove

#adhd things

dollsahoy

if you see a long, snarky, entertaining post about some esoteric topic posted by the blog materialist-scumbag, some of you might want to be aware that the blog is generating content with Anthropic's Claude

The About page does say there is a human editor who works to make sure what the LLM generates is accurate, but also acknowledges that the editor doesn't know everything, so can't guarantee the final post has complete accuracy

#ai

0shark-yaps

Prospect Camp bonding activities

As recorded in my notes app as I saw various clips across tiktok and twitter. I did have to unblock several accounts to see what they were doing

Sharks - game show

Canucks - white water rafting

Oilers - lost on paddle boat

Canes - spin class

Preds - ladder

Colorado - water park

Flyers - kickline golf

Florida - fake golf

Leafs - regular golf

Blues - soccer

CBJ - soccer

Utah - bowling

Chicago - cooking classes

NYR - heights exposure therapy

Ottawa - learning to play wonderwall

Devils - death drop practice

Penguin - harassing the Rucks

Flames - harassing Carels

Seattle - timbs run to fuel Reid

NYI - dressing up Schaefer

Canadiens - restraining Hutson

Minnesota - indoor skydiving

Lightning - chasing balloons

LA - watching off campus?

Buffalo - eating wings

Caps - signing Ovi

Stars - not signing Robo

VGK - not allowed within 300ft of their rookies

Boston, Jets, Ducks, Detroit - M.I.A.

#offseason 2026 #note the vgk one

cynids

nhl offseason in a nutshell so far

bottom ten team: we have just paid a player that no one has ever heard of TWENTY MILLION DOLLARS

jason robertson: no i dont want to be paid 15 million dollars by YOU. who want me tho? no fr who want me?

ducks: we HATE our group

canes: we LOVE our group

half the league: captains? anyone want to be the new captain? no?

kings: i am going to pay a random 40-year-old 8 million dollars a year. yes this is getting us a cup

kraken: well fuck me i guess. worth a shot

connor bedard: i am going to KILL MYSELF

mike grier: well they dont call me big money mike for no reason. you get 8 mil and you get 8 mil and everyone gets 8 mil except for the guys who were alr on the team!

panthers + also gleb for some reason: i am going to KILL EVERYONE ELSE

habs: oui oui puppies! and kittens! and rainbows! and every one of them gets a choco chunk cookie (reasonable contract and term).

danny briere to his ex situationship: "hey... time to run it back... no fr tho... u still want me?" *crickets* "ok watch me money spread. you want me now?"

everyones goalies for some reason: "bye"

elliotte FUCKING friedman: your favorite fourth liner just got sent to HELL for future considerations

dylan larkin: hey so about that trade

#where is the lie #this is bananas like actually what goes on in the national hockey league #chicago blackhawks making blackhawks like decisions #meanwhile connor bedard is being put through a level of suffering that has been unmatched since jesus himself #< prev tags #san jose sharks had the draft from heaven and the free agency from hell #claude giroux is in orange again #and the habs are idk eating poutine and making out. or something

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snoopy of the day

i’m in tears this is the best thing that’s ever happened to me

willmackism

@/SanJoseSharks: Stenberg = Shark 🦈

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Calvin and Hobbes - It’s July Already

tealnskates

Goodbye goodbye 25-26 San Jose Sharks you were bigger than the whole sky 😔

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