bitch

no little german boy dont go to the weed cave

Oh mein Gott zees is ein cave full of blüntsmoken!

girls…this loneliness is getting really hard to romanticize

I’m so obsessed with the way he managed to make this song sound entirely different. he is listening to the background track and simply ignores the key that would make sense and says fuck it and makes it sound like a electro pop song from 2006. jerma is my boyfriend and he scares me

When I was pregnant with both of my daughters my biggest craving was soaking sponges in water and freezing them and then biting and chewing them and even to this day the smell of sponges and memory foam and stuff makes my mouth water and I want to know what’s wrong with me. It’s my #1 favorite smell and then there is the smell coming out of the air conditioner and then the smell of basements.

Hello Markiplier. In front of you, you will find two rival gangs.

i've never felt young lol i was 14 feeling like a three times divorced woman

"baja blast"? heh, well, we'll see how long you baja last