need tumblr to know that this year is the 1069th anniversary of the assassination of julius caesar, not last year. people joked about it last year but it's this year. tumblr please
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need tumblr to know that this year is the 1069th anniversary of the assassination of julius caesar, not last year. people joked about it last year but it's this year. tumblr please

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I was reading something about Whitestown, Indiana and my eyes nearly popped out of my head thinking it was one of THOSE comically racist towns. Nice to know, at least the name, wasn’t that.
Racisttown, named after the abolitionist Stopbeing Racist,
That's nothing. Check THIS shit out
WHAT THE HELL
George Washington Hitler and his son Dr. Gay Hitler,
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Primarch Fighting Tierlist
Going entirely Pre-Heresy for this. Got the idea since the cursed-40k-thoughts human is getting asks/threads on it.
Tiers are in order, so better at fighting -> worst at fighting on the tier.
Some notes;
This is my opinion and if you want to have kindly discussion we can do so.
Konrad & Sanguinius are kinda tied but I think Konrad just being a gremlin with precog maybe makes him slightly better. Maybe.
Part of me wants to put Magnus higher but I know that's just bias talking.
The only tier I don't know the placements of/placements can vary depending on the winds is the "That sure is a primarch" tier. It's basically the group that's like "yeah. they sure can do the fighting thing." but they aren't considered Top Tier or anything. So don't take that tier's placement too strict.
Idk just cause you have,
1. Alpharius bottom tier: because he tried talking to Rogal Dorn mid fight (?), you probs shouldn’t go for that as proof considering the Alpharius Primarch novel as another source which cites him to be a good (above average combatant when he alphariusses his way to Horus in his own ship). (Check Alpharius: Head of the Hydra”)
2. Graham Mcneill says due to Magnus warp stuff he’d (theoretically) clap any primarch in a fight. Prospero happened because he wanted to punish his legion & himself (…).
3. Corvus went absolutely mental at Isstvan V, 1v2ing KC and Lorgar. (Check “The First Heretic” by ADB)
4. Fulgrim needs to be moved up a bit just because he is a brilliant bladesman and is described as being the “duelist” primarch if there ever was one. (Read up on Fulgrim, Lexicanum preferably)
5. (Maybe) move Leman Russ down a tier because he just isn’t on par with the others up there (now, in that order: Magnus, Sanguinious, The Lion, KC, Jaghatai & Fulgrim). The Lion in front of KC because he literally beat the shit out of Konrad multiple times (violently). (Check “Savage Weapons” by ADB & “Angels of Caliban” by Gav Thorpe/“Pharos” by Guy Haley for context on the 1v1s they had)
P.S.: this is post Angrons ascension, but The Lord of Iron beats DP Angron in a 1v1 with no Iron Circle help kust to prove a point (Perturabos most amusing/badass habit). (Check “Slaves to Darkness” by John French for that one)
Most fog these days really sucks
If you can’t hide a medieval army within the depths of the fog it might as well not bother.
in my sickly haze I somehow installed 2 tumblrs
the tumblr brothers
so interesting news but after using both for a bit, while they initially seemed the same, it has become clear that the right tumblr app takes place in a timeline where 9/11 did not happen
is it better there
you might think so but you'll never believe what happened on 9/12

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I stole this because it’s funny.
Reenactor throws a spear at a drone
What a time to be alive.
“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.
The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.
Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)
I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it
just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone
Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll
I crack up every time at seeing that runestone.
Thats literally how mythology happens btw
Thats literally
how mythology happens
btw
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
If anyone was wondering

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This would definitely be the most cost efficient way to handle that tbh
Awwww look a little monster…