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zim-kinnie

Whenever Americans use Cryillic like. That. I just. Instantly shrivel up an cry

zim-kinnie

Like idk how to tell you this but н isnt h and и isnt n

skyheartstar13

It’s true and you should say it.

zim-kinnie

Я isnt R

Р isnt P

В isnt B

shipping-is-life-1-0-1

If you want to explain, what does it mean then? 0.0

zim-kinnie

н makes n sound,и makes ee sound, я makes ya sound, р makes r sound, в makes v sound

shimmedmilk

you mean, like, ня?

aveture

oh no. It can be made with Cyrillic now

zim-kinnie

ня

verminviscount

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE EXPLAINED

zim-kinnie

НЯ

degenerate-perturbation

НЯ

OH. GOD.

THATS SO FUNNY

Bad: aliens that insist upon referring to human women as “feeeeemales”.

Good: aliens that insist upon dividing humans into binary categories, but the binary in question is based on something we’d regard as trivial and bizarre.

glitchlight

pro cilantro and anti cilantro

theamazingsallyhogan

Just to screw with us they refer to have designated half the population as “edible” and the other half is “inedible.”

No intention of eating anyone, they just like how uncomfortable it makes everyone.

cerynn

Even better: the aliens all agree on who is edible and who is inedible, but the humans have no idea what the criteria is

ethantheheffalump-deactivated20

Even better: there is no criteria, the Aliens just keep a running list of whenever one member designated a human as edible or not. People are baffled because the selection appears random yet all the aliens are up to date, so there must be SOMETHJNG

jungwildeandfree

I love this because it implies the aliens possess either (1) a universal hive mind or (2) an intergalactic group chat dedicated to fucking with humanity

morbidmanatee

“Hey guys Steve Johnson just laughed at my antennae he’s edible ok?”

“Yum yum Steve ribs”

flaekjern

cool cool cool but some people - definitely the younger generations - would for sure take offense if they weren’t deemed edible

like ‘you wanna eat steve but not me? what the fuck did I do’

bihalfling-deactivated20201230

are you trying to tell me i’m not a snack?

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comicsodissey

Jedi Cat Meme

sylvrndoodles

A mini comic featuring my brother

dankmemeuniversity

myheartofmusic

SAY 📢 IT 📢 LOUDER 📢

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reddpenn

Ah, it’s too late to post this on Halloween. But here is a little story about ghosts, and roommates, and roommates who are ghosts.

dankmemeuniversity

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captaincrusher

Remember when Data just straight up murdered Picard.

saint-batrick

“so, does riker just get a season fuck pass, or”

hydro-homies

DLC required

checanty

Some weeks ago the dear @nymla prompted me to draw Black Phillip and so I did! The original artwork is available at the @changelingartistcollective December auction!

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ex0skeletal-undead

Aspect of the Wolf by mike franchina

This artist on Instagram

brimalandro

i think about this a lot

dashaibo

The guy got his life and career destroyed by his divorce, cut him some slack.

ninja-pyro

he was also sexually assaulted by a man who could destroy his career

ima-fuckingt4ble

protect him

unlimited-shitpost-works-deacti

reblog if the man on the right is just as beautiful as the man on the left

konigstigerr

people grow old? like, that’s a thing that happens? leave my guy alone.

rikzpt-deactivated20191229

This man deserves everything let him he happy

rikzpt-deactivated20191229

Ok… This is what happened to Fraser

-His wife ditched him and asked for 900k a year,

-He was sexually assaulted which he said kicked him into a deep depression

-He stated that the stunts from the 3rd Mummy movie completely destroyed his body and he was in and out of the hospital for 7 years even having to get surgery to repair his vocal cords.

-He apparently blamed himself for all this which only worsened his depression.

This man has literally been through hell this past decade so please lets cut him some slack and wish him the best

kakaphoe

All this but also that picture on the right is a really bad paparazzi photo compared with a professional quality movie promo still. No one looks good when some random person snaps you on the street, regardless of who you are.

Compare with this image from the GQ article last February:

Proper lighting, professional setting, good angles etc.

The dude is 49 and has had a rough couple of decades, but he’s still lovely to look at, and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise.

dreaming-yeen

Plus, now he’s in Doom Patrol, which makes me happy af.

lessonsintrance

And let’s not forget he was probably slightly to severely dehydrated to look that buff in he first photo. And I’m so pleased he got work again he seems like a good sort, and from the stealth pilot in Titans, Doom Patrol looks like it should be good.