Silent and Symmetrical

today i learned fish can be dicks

andy i swear to god i will avenge you i will rest regularly until the day comes that i can find ur murderer and cut their feet off

so I got new hearing aids that can sync with bluetooth devices which is great because I can enjoy music again but like all bluetooth it’s kind of buggy and sometimes I’m in the middle of a conversation when suddenly one of my devices connects so what I’m saying is the PS5 is very real and it can speak to me from inside my brain

Once during a dinner out my mom kept asking us “what’s that sound” and we couldn’t hear anything, only later did we figure out my sister had connected her phone to my moms Bluetooth hearing aids and was intermittently playing farm animal noises.

no context november. figure it out.

what is this in reference to

figure it out

source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crush,_Texas

you could just do shit back then

texas is still like this

i think "take a hike" is like the funniest response to someone. like dude just get outta here. and go experience the wonder of nature for a bit

ancestral form of touch grass

. that is a serial killer

A glass that pushes cat off of counters

This is it. Peak humor