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What are the Dead Three dreaming about? They definitely shared a tent btw
Been reading your rambles for a bit now and I just really want to know where you get all your information from :] I assume its multiple sources but any sort of push in the right direction would be helpful (coming from someone who is attempting to get into older forgotten realms lore)
For people who are new to the Forgotten Realms and want to start slowly, I'd advise beginning by reding the novels. The 'Avatar series' and the 'Moonshae triology' are the ones I mostly refer.
Other sources I often use and can highly recommend are 'The Lord of the End of Everything', 'Faiths and Avatars', 'Faiths and Pantheons' and the Dragon Magazins 163 and 170.
Other great sources (that I don't use quite as often but are still very good) are 'Cyclodpedia of the Realms', 'The Grand History of the Realms' and 'Villain's Lorebook'.
If you want to start with a more general source that handles 5e lore I would definetly recommend 'Heroes of Faerun'. 'Lost Empires of Faerun' could also be very helpful, although this one is not 5e exclusively.
I hope that helps :)
"Bhaal and Durge are stupid for wanting to murder the whole word."
Every time someone says that, I lose a few brain cells. Bhaal and Durge are not stupid; they are simply following their own nature, and their nature doesn't care about whether or not they could succeed in trying.
Divinity, in Forgotten Realms, is more of a curse than a blessing.
Come morrow, after Blood
Bane, Bhaal, and Myrkul one-shot.
I wanted to make a character study. It turned into mild smut instead. Those three idiots won't leave my thoughts, I am sorry to say.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Anyway, whenever I get bored I make them do stupid things.

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Bhaal
The Dark Urge should get a restraining order against Bhaal. I am surprised that Bhaal isn't the god of incest/grooming/necrophilia and whatnot.
Like his whole incest thing is just worrysome:
Just quickly adding these two quotes to Durge's necrophilia thing:
Narrator: "The corpse feels carefree, peaceful, and loving to linger beside."
(After sacrifing your lover to Bhaal in Act 2)
And this one:
Player: 'They should be grateful to be exhumed by one with such skill.'
Narrator: "To be adored, to be found beautiful one last time is more than most corpses could ever dream."
Something that I cannot help but admire about Gortash is his loyalty to Durge.
And with 'loyalty' I mean the fact that he is not only willing to continue their partnership from where they left off (after Orin betrayed Durge), but that he is also willing to overlook the mess the Dark Urge is when they meet once again.
What do I mean with mess? The memory issues, the constant fainting, the struggle to keep their own body in control.
By now everyone knows that the Dark Urge suffers from amnesia, but nobody ever seems to talk about Durge's other, numerous, issues.
Dead Three - Obscure Lore: Charactere Overview
I still suck at creating "titles". Sadly.
Anyway, important characteres that have something to do with the Dead Three will be explained below.
It's mostly for myself, but I am posting it in case anyone want's to have an overview of characteres that are scarcely discussed but played an important role in their lives. Because I write fanfictions of them and sometimes it's tedious to go through every source again. This is also only about their mortal lives. Mostly.
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The Dark Urge becoming known as Mahkloompah, god of the fish-people, is funny and also an incredible callback to Bhaal's mortal life.
Kuo-toa are known to manifest their gods through belief alone, and the redcap they revere as Boooal already harbored enough of a divine spark to genuinly piss Bhaal off if Durge becomes Boooal's chosen:
"Mad guilt swills in your swooning, sick body. Today you became the tart of a false God, and your evil pride revolts."
The Dark Urge is already a fledgling-god and in possession of divinity. Technically speaking they could use this fervent worship and climb the divine ladder... did you guys know that Bhaal (together with Myrkul and Bane) tried something similar?
The Dead Three as Mortals: A VERY, VERY long analysis and summary of their origins, motivations and personality.
It's long. Very long. Braze yourselves.
Correctly updated it now Nobody talk to me. I forgot to actually save the changes
I think I just figured out why tf Bane has his black hand. And it took me only three mental breakdowns and two hours of sleep.
@aureliaen I think you might enjoy this, cause I know you're Bane's number 1 fan😌
For everyone who doesn't know:
Bane, the God of Tyranny and Strife, accuratly called 'The Black Lord' and 'The Black Hand' is, according to 'Heroes Of Faerun' unable to change the appearence of his right hand (meaning it will always appear as black):
"Whatever form Bane takes, he is marked by his jet-black right hand. If he wishes to conceal his identity, he wears a gauntlet or glove over this hand."
Bane is a god. He shouldn't need to wear a gauntlet or glove to hide his black skin. He should just be able to, literally, will it away.
This also makes me wonder if his right hand stays black even if he takes on other forms. Like that of a dragon or whatnot. Could he turn into a dragon? Probably. Would the right 'paw' also be black? Possibly.
So, I looked at this and threw myself down another rabbit-hole:
The Dark Urge should get a restraining order against Bhaal. I am surprised that Bhaal isn't the god of incest/grooming/necrophilia and whatnot.
Like his whole incest thing is just worrysome:
I cursed my brain with thoughts about the Dark Urge and Bhaal. Naturally, I will have to share them because I refuse to suffer alone.
Even though I already talked about Durge and their weird connection to tentacled aberration I wanna add something that makes the relationship between the Netherbrain and Durge even more awkward: In one of Bhaal's backstories he was Tharlagaunt Bale, a netherese Archwizard. He was also a peer to not only Karsus, but to Ioulaum as well.
"Towards that end, the Lord of the End of Everything began identifying candidates among the most powerful of the Netherese archwizards that could serve as vessels for a portion of his deific power and act as his champions, proselytizing his faith and spreading it into surrounding lands. By the Year of Great Rains (-696 DR), Jergal had identified the infant Karsus as the planned focus of his scheme, along with eleven other individuals with great potential or mastery in the Art. These individuals included the famed Ioulaum Halargoth, as well as names such as Alithar Chonis (said by some to be a descendant of the fabled Jeriah Chronos), Tharlagaunt Bale, and Elah Nydra... Tharlagaunt Bale became a feared assassin in and around the lands south of the Dragonmere ere he came together with two companions and sought his revenge on Jergal, rising to full-fleged godhood as the deity Bhaal in the centuries that followed the fall of Netheril." -Lord of the End of Everything.
I still prefer his other backstory because that one makes actual sense, but I still thought about putting this here.
And what is Ioulaum in modern times? An undead Elder Brain lich.
Granted, he only became one in 329DR when Bhaal was already a god, but he must have become a Mindflayer somewhere after -340DR, else I am not so sure if he would have been able to transform into a giant brain-squiddy. In -371DR he became a lich and around -339DR he created the first Alhoons (mindflayer liches). In -339 Bhaal was busy hunting down two Elder Evils (together with Myrkul and Bane) and trying to figure out how to enter Jergals domain. It's not unreasonable to assume that the trio would seek out Bhaal's old (and very powerful) colleague to gain some kind of help.
I am sure Myrkul would be happy to be surrounded by liches. Hells, I can even see Bane having the time of his life. This also makes me wonder if the Absolute Plot was somewhat inspired by Ioulaum... probably not, but I like the idea.
The timelines are an utter mess but so is Larians. So that checks out. Also, it's so ironic that Durge is the one to steal Karsus crown, imbue the brain with netherese magic and place it upon its head...
*Bhaal approves
I already talked about Durge and Bhaal both liking tentacled aberrations, Gnolls and cannibalism... but now I realized that necrophilia might also be something he and Durge have in common.
At first Durge's tendecies towards cannibalism and necrophilia confused me because neither of those two things are part of Bhaal's dogma or domain. But he definetly does display some cannibalistic characteristics in the Moonshae triology. As for necrophilia, Bhaal can only posess people he is currently murdering, undead, or murder victims:
"He must personally slay the owner of a body to take possession. The victim gets no saving throw to avoid being possessed. Possession takes one round; it does not require Bhaal's physical contact, but he must be able to see his victim."
"Bhaal can possess undead to serve him as bodies, in the same way that he possesses living humans in the act of killing them. To do so, Bhaal must "slay" the undead (reduce it to 0 hp). Undead possessed by Bhaal lose all of their non-physical attacks. They last only 1d6 turns before disintegrating, destroyed by the divine energy within them."
So he can't inhabit a living body and, like Myrkul, if he does manage to take control over living subject, they begin to rot away within a few minutes and die.
So...
That means he had to inhabit either a corpse or an undead while siring his children (the Bhaalspawn). And I am pretty sure that can count as necrophilia.
Like:
"In the Time of Troubles did Bhaal, himself, come and whisper in mine ear. I was to give birth to one of the Children."
He can not just go to his priestesses and sire children. I really wonder if his clergy murdered some unfortunate fools and then Bhaal took posession of that body and did the deed with whatever woman was commanded to do so.
I mean, during the Time of Troubles he went on quite a few mass-murders and had an amp supply of possible bodies to possess and use... did I ever mention that he has issues?
Yeah. Suddenly Durge being into this and thinking of Astarion as a "pretty corpse" is no longer as weird as I first thought.
And Bhaal, at least in Bg3, is unhinged. Completely. And he does force orgasms upon his own clergy:
"...For he blesses his loyal with a new sensation: a mindless, instinctual, primal sensation that comes within the bowels, an erotic spasm that washes over the killer, in the moment of murder. It is said that in that instant, his Divine Essence can almost be tasted..."
Why tf is his divine essence regarded as sexual? It's murder, and the literal process of dying in general. Why is it sexual??? Answer: Because he, apparently, gets somewhat off on it.
And you know who I blame for all of this? Aside from Jergal and Ao? Hobarth. The idiot who told Bhaal about Chauntea's children in the Moonshae Triology.
"Hobarth told his dread god of the Earthmother's Children and how they'd fought for her in the past. Bhaal then created three Children of his own. Unnatural, foul corruptions of true animals, these beings came to be known as Thorax the owl-bear, Bhaal's flock of perytons, and the king of Bhaal's Children, Shantu the displacer beast."
He also developed some form of Child fatigue:
"These children you speak of... the children of a god. The thought of them brings me pleasure. I, too, shall create children—the Children of Bhaal. They will stalk the land beside you and bring death to all the corners of the world!"
At least Hobarth had the realization that he might have fucked up here. Did that stop him from serving Bhaal in any way? No.
Given that Durge and Bhaal are eerily similar (in some regards), I am beginning to wonder if I can find out more about why exactly Bhaal advocates for incestous relationships in Bg3... like Sarevok and Orin, the implications between Orin and Durge... horrible. All of it.
Did he have siblings as a child? And if so, did he decide to murder them only to then develop both necrophiliac and incestous tendecies??? I need answers, even though they are gonna disturb me.
Also, no one can blame me for any of this. It's @awwright fault. She put the ideas into my head. Go complain to her

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Everytime I look at Astarion and Wyll I am reminded of Bane and Torm.
Because honestly? They are so similar, it's not even funny anymore. Just tragic, really.
For those that don't know, both Bane and Torm were mortal once and lived during the many years of Netherils slow collapse before ascending to godhood around the same time.
And for those that don't know Torm: he is the right hand of Tyr, a patron deity to paladins, and the god of duty, courage, self-sacrifice and loyalty.
And I can't help but compare Wyll to Torm and Astarion to Bane. Like I really can't.
Bane, like Astarion, was a slave once, beholden to a being that they could not help to face alone. They both struggle with intimacy of any kind (especially the healthy, non-sexual one), fear others having power over them and have questionable morals. Astarion, like Bane, shows glee when you make others grovel before you (goblin camp), exults in shws of force and domination (tadpole, goblin-camp etc.) and will mock those he perceives as helpless and weak. Both also show a conflict regarding their moral compass: They want to be treated with kindness, yearn for affection, yet are afraid to show it to others. Because that would mean making yourself vulnerable. And weakness is something they have been taught to avoid. They had to else they would have never survived the years of slavery they suffered.
Torm and Wyll on the other hand fight for what they call the "greater good". They have a purpose, they know what they want and they are not afraid to stand for that. Nor will they lie about it. Wyll will never, under any circumstances, stand with cruelty. Slaughter the tiefling groce and he will turn against you. Become Bhaals chosen in his presence and he will fight you no matter how high your approval is. Insult him and he will take it in stride. Mock others, especially thise that can't defend themselves, and he will tell you that this was wrong and cruel. Torm, as a god of self-sacrifice, who views Tyr, the god of justice, as his spiritual father, is much the same. He will always be on the side of those that can't protect themselves or have been wronged. And both, as mortals, are beholden to a "higher power": Wyll to Mizora through his pact, Torm to Tyr through his oath.
And yes, warlock pacts are usually eyed with suspicion, distrust even, and called evil because fiends are classified as lawful evil. But Wyll makes the best of it. He has to serve but he also fights against it. Constantly. The sheer fact that he is bold enough to argue against Mizora, straight up curse her name even, is both admirable and baffling. Usually warlocks that dare, in any way, act against their patrons don't survive for very long. Especially if you are bound to a devil. Torm apparently made an Oath towards the king he served as mortal (in Chalsembyr). I would guess it was a Oath of the Crown but I cannot say for sure, before joining a paladin order dedicated to Tyr. Like Wyll he is bound by whatever tenets his oath hold. Do you guys remember the Oathbreaker paladin? Paladins, while generally regarded as more good-aligned, can stumble and break their vow. They can turn towards darkness. And warlocks can be easily swayed towards evil as well. Yet neither did it. Wyll kept to his morals and Torm never seemed to have allowed himself to be "blinded by his lords light" (like the Oathbreaker did), else his relationship with Tyr would, probably, be a lot more strained. And it's fascinating to me that Wyll clearly invokes the Triad from time to time (no, he is not a godly man) while Torm and Tyr are part of it.
Astarion views Wyll as a hero, even if he despises that. He tells himself, during act 1 and half of act 2, that the pursuing of glory and honor are selfish acts and completely forgets that most of the time those are just byproducts of your actions. Wyll isn't a hero because he wanted to be one, he is a hero because his choices made him one, even when almost all odds were against him. And the line in which Astarion says that he once dreamed to be loved by a man like Wyll or even just be saved by one like him during his slavery just breaks my heart and makes their dynamic very interesting as well. Theoretically speaking Wyll should kill Astarion once he finds out that he is a vampire. He is a monster hunter who has vowed to rid the sword-coast of all evils and guard its people. Astarion is clearly a threat. He is a vampire, he can be pretty ruthless, and is only concerned with his own safety (in the beginning). But he doesn't, because he knows that that wouldn't be justice. It would be cruelty. Wyll recognizes that this is the first time in 200 years thst Astarion has the chance to choose for himself, to be someone different then what Cazador made him to be. And he encourages him as well, especially in an origin playthrough. He wants for Astarion to be free and will attempt to, somewhat, guide him as well. He will stand at his side.
Wyll can succeed in that. Sure, Tav pulls their weight as well, but undoubtedly Astarion noticed Wylls behavior, listened to what he says. He may never acknowledge it openly, but Wyll does influence him. Wyll is the living proof that anyone can turn an evil sitting upon their shoulder into something good.
That being said I cannot help but look at Torm and Bane. Bane is similar to Astarion, Wyll to Torm.
We do not know if Bane and Torm ever met each other during their mortal lives, but I would not say no. Bane was once, together with Bhaal and Myrkul, hailed as a hero, albeit shortly. And the Dead Three performed incredible feats together and Torm, as the head of a paladin order and one of Tyrs most trusted worshippers, would definetly hear about the trio that slays ancient evils and assembles an army to strike against them.
I truly do wonder if they ever crossed path when there was still hope for Bane, and the thought of how Bane could have turned out if he had been accompanied by Torm during his mortal years instead of two other, completely ruthless, men, saddens me. If Wyll influenced Astarion, at least to a certain degree, could Torm not have done the same?
Astarion, when he ascends, just follows Banes path down to ruin: He gains power and influence, true, but pays a price far worse. He looses himself completely, while his insecurities remain. And Astarions spawn ending very much reflects what Bane could have had, if he had allies that weren't also seeking power out of fear.
A Tav that urges Astarion on to go through with the Ascenion ritual just represents both Bhaal and Myrkul. But Wyll? He will always speak against it. And Torm would never have endorsed Banes search for power if they had known each other and actually spoken about the reasons behind that (which might even have happened. Bhaal and Myrkuls voices would just have been louder).
And Bane and Toem mirror each other so perfectly as well:
Black Gauntlet vs. White Gauntlet
A man that served a god unwillingly vs. One that served a god out of his own choice
Strife vs. Loyalty
Tyranny vs. Duty to another
A man that us loud vs. Obe that is always calm
A man that wants to serve no one at all vs. One that has no reluctance doing so if he believes the cause just and rightious
Torm is everything Bane could have been. Just like Wyll is everything Astarion once wanted to be.
This is just tragic, although I am glad that we, as the player, can help Astarion make the choice that would save him from himself. It's a pity that Bane, most likely, never had anyone who told him that seeking divinity would ruin him. And if he did, maybe even Torm, then that Bhaal and Myrkul were more convincing.
Thinking about the Dark Urge and their "obsession" with Gnolls and tentacled creatures. And like... it makes sense?
Bhaal himself seems to have a thing for both. Which makes me simoultaneously glad and disappointed that we don't really get him in Bg3.
Like, Bhaal likes tentacled aberrations. They are among his favourite servants:
"The Lord of Murder often acted through a variety of violent monsters, including (...) many species of tentacled monsters, from darktentacles to grells."
(I don't have my books with me right now, but the quote did go something like that) The line was in Faiths and Avatars.
And looking at how Durge can just adopt an Intellect Devourer, romace a floating squid and is implied to have a somewhat sexual relationship with the fucking Netherbrain, I am really over here wondering if that should come as such a surprise.
"The slimy thing in the Moonrise crack called you its fallen star. It was very reverent. It must have known you when you were still in one piece. See? You are worse than everyone else. Filthy hierophant of the broken and the damned. And apparently good at playing with tentacles. The illithid tide can be dominated by you."
It's not like father dearest cares about whom he is bedding. And Bhaal also encourages Durge to swallow a few more tadpoles through Sceleritas Fel... he is wearing his kinks on his sleeves, isn't he? And also projecting them on the Dark Urge.
Bane also seems to like tentacles but for the sake of my sanity I am going to ignore that, because Durge and Bane already are too similar to each other.
There was also something somewhere that said that Bhaal preferred the company of tentacled abberations. No clue where that was though.
As for Gnolls:
"Led by the mortal Bane, Bhaal and Myrkul, a coalition of Horreb artificers, war wizards of Barze, horde nomads of Varm, gnoll warriors of Flindyke, goliath hunters of Mount Akoro, and gnome hammers of Forharn unite to defeat the primordial Maram. Though thousands were killed, the army succeeds in reaching the Monument of the Ancients and driving Maram back into the Elemental Chaos, resealing the Anchor of Chaos."
Seems like Durge inherited that as well. I mean, Gnolls were also recruited for the Absolute plot and we can even meet three of Durge's former "pets" in Moomrise Towers.
And Larian, at least, drew quite some similiarities between Bhaal and the Father of Gnolls, Yeenoguh, as well as between Bhaalspawn and Gnolls. Whether or not that was intentionally I don't know.
Like:
"It is believed by some that gnolls had traces of demonic blood, which may be evidenced by unusual features found among some of the gnoll bloodlines. These may have included talons, gleaming red eyes, or black fur with fiery orange spots."
Durge and Bhaal are both depicted with gleaming red eyes as well. And they have talons.
"Gnolls were natural predators and savored the thrills of the hunt."
Bhaalspawn are, in a sense, natural predators as well, because they are born to kill and die. As for the thrill of the hunt, in one of the memories Durge can reclaim they sre shown playing tag, yet the wording clearly puts them into the position of a predator hunting his prey.
"Though gnolls were not necessarily evil, the craving for the hunt and primal bloodlust that inhabited the gnoll's mind made many of the race lean towards a chaotic evil alignment by reflex."
Bhaalspawn are not always evil either, yet they also hunger for blood and death. And spells that detect their alignment will always categorize them as evil as well.
"...although gnolls as a whole have had a strong affinity for family and blood ties, this friendliness was not often extended to those who belonged to a different pack;..."
Definetly something Bhaal tries to nurture not only in Durge, but in other Bhaalspawn as well.
"Gnolls were most often worshipers of the demon lord Yeenoghu, who some claim created them. Though some paid only nominal reverence, many gnolls were fanatically devoted to their dark overlord, his influence having been the primary cause of their savagery. Some gnolls believed it was their purpose as Yeenoghu's servants to cleanse the weak from the world, serving a higher purpose through the slaughter they had spread."
Yup. Replace Yeenoguh with Bhaal and Gnoll with Bhaalspawn and we have an accurate text about Bhaal and his own children. No wonder Durge likes Gnolls that much.
As for Bhaal and Yeenoguh, I'd like to point out that Bg3 is the only source we have in which Bhaal suddenly decides that mindless slaughter is a good plan. And Yeenoguh:
"Dedicated only to destruction, the Ruler of Ruin sought the collapse of civilization and he would brutally butcher all that stood between him and his rabid slaughter."
Fits Larians depiction of Bhaal quite well, no?
"His demands are simple: kill. Follow his commands, and you shall know blessings beyond your dreams."
And this:
"He (Yeenoguh) has few ambitions beyond the visceral thrill of rending the soft flesh of his enemies and drinking deep the hot blood from their bodies."
In the Moonshae Triology Bhaal is shown as leering over the Earthmothers corpse as well. And he also wants his followers to smear the blood of their victims on his altars so that he can taste it.
"Despite his savage nature, Yeenoghu was not stupid, being capable of subtlety and trickery, but merely choosing not to use it in most circumstances."
Look! Something else Bhaal and Yeenoguh have in common. How nice.
"Where Yeenoghu differs, however, is in his ability to turn the business of killing into a breathtaking spectacle. With him, it is a form of art if you can stomach the screams and noxious odors issuing from the dead."
Well, one could say that Bhaal is also very much into the business of killing, given that he is the patron deity of assassin's. As for the "breathtaking spectacle" and "form of art" part:
"Kill with swift skill, not by torture, forced suicide, falls, or collisions. Do it personally, with ever-greater deftness and elegance, and teach others the skills and the delights of slaying. Deathbringers are to slay with enough skill that witnesses are impressed."
That's a part of Bhaal's Dogma. Sounds very similar to Yeenoguh, in a way, does it not? Oh, and Bhaal and Yeenoguh both like cursing/insulting people:
"The insults he (Yeenoguh) hurled at his opponents were rumored to be dangerous curses he used to weaken his enemies."
And for Bhaal:
"Bhaal rose and glared at her, cursing in a language no human could duplicate."
Or this one:
"Bhaal stood in the middle of the landing and stared at the closed door, venting his anger in a stream of guttural curses."
And my favorite one:
"...Bhaal once drop hammer on big godly toe. Jump around and swear for days, he did. Kicked poor me all the way to Baator. Very bad week, that."
The both of them have anger issues.
Oh. Larian also gave Bhaal cannibalistic tendencies (although the Moonshae Triology certainly helped with that). And Durge has them as well, somewhat. You know who also eats others? Gnolls and Yeenoguh.
"As my connection to my lord deepens, I leave my old concerns behind. His hunger is all that matters. It is greater than me; it is greater than us all. It is His mark. He made us. He drives us. He eats what we eat. He kills what we kill. He will come if we eat well. He will come if we kill well. He will come if we eat well. He will come if we kill well. We will kill and He will eat, and we shall be He and He shall be we, never alone, never afraid, never hungry."
I am surprised to find out that Bhaal's bestie is still Myrkul and not Yeenoguh. Would have expected for this to change after the Time of Troubles.
As someone who was quite taken aback by Bhaals depiction in Bg3 I am starting to wonder if he is being impersonated by Yeenoguh. I had considered Moander or Malar as well, but Yeenoguh works pretty good as well.
Him being impersonated would also make sense, because he is a demipower in 5e and demipowers have to walk the material plane. Which means that Durge could very much stumble upon Bhaal while walking the streets of Waterdeep. Let's hope that doesn't happen, because they would get a heart attack.
If Bhaal really is being impersonated by either of the aforememtioned deities, I'd dare say Myrkul and Bane are too.
But I went on for too long. This was supposed to be four to five sentences.