Kiggy_Screech (YJ_Addict)

Clark: I have actually. Flipped the bird, that is.

Hal: Bullshit

Clark, thinking about spotting for Dick doing a backhand spring: I have.

Bonus: HE SUCCESSFULLY DID

Thank youuu Lory 🎉💗🎉💗 Here you go, prompt 6 with pregnant Buck! I decided to go a little rom-com with it and I hope you like it! It's post 8x18 and canon verse! Prompt 6: “Of course I’m pregnant! Can’t you see that?” “Well, I didn’t want to assume and be rude.

Thing is, Buck wasn't even supposed to be on the field. He's almost six months pregnant, and more often than not has been relegated to desk duty for the past few weeks.

But Ravi sprained his ankle on their last call and has been sent home early, and they get a call for a big car pile-up before Chim can even think about calling someone to replace him. He looks as if he wants to protest when Buck makes his way towards the truck, but then he sighs, realizing they don't have much of a choice.

"No shenanigans, Buckley, you hear me?", Chim says sternly. "You better keep my niece safe"

"Copy that, Cap", Buck says, and he means it; he doesn't plan to put his baby girl in danger. "I'll be fine, Chim"

Turns out. Buck is not as fine as he thought he would be. A few weeks of desk duty has left him slightly out of practice, and carrying fifteen extra pounds definitely doesn't help. He tries to push through at first, but he's sweating, and his legs are trembling, and his daughter is fiercely kicking him in protest.

"Buck, go and sit down before we have to take care of you instead of the patients", Hen says, not unkindly, but firmly, and Chim nods while ordering Eddie to take over search and rescue.

Buck doesn't protest as he normally would; he really could use a moment to sit. He finds a bench by the sidewalk and heavily sits on it, a small sigh escaping his lips as he rests a hand on his bump. He closes his eyes for a second, trying to will his hearbeat to slow down, and that's why he only knows someone approached him when he hears the last voice he expected to.

"Evan?!"

One day at a party at Bobby’s and Athena's new home decades later, Harry digs the game out from the closet. He and his sister May, along with his friend Denny, and Chris. Denny had opted to watch, though.

When May rolls an eight, a man finally pops out of the game. A very tall monkey man comes out.

All the kids scream, the parents come rushing in especially after seeing a bunch of weird things fly out the window. Everyone is defensive, Eddie scooping Chris up and when Athena brandishes a gun the monkey man freaks out and hides in Harry's closet.

"Baby where did you get that?" Athena points at the game.

"In the closet! We just wanted to play a board game!"

"Did you...did you find that in a green trunk?" Bobby asks.

Harry looks guilty. "...yeah. Sorry we heard drumming and got curious."

Bobby looks up and walks carefully to the closet. He crouches down and peers inside.

He sees a familiar face. Same blue eyes and a familiar birthmark.

"Oh my god," Bobby says brokenly. "Evan? Buck, kiddo is that you?"

"Bobby you know him?"

"Buck?" Eddie tilts his head. "Is that-"

"The same one you always talk about?" Chim says. His eyes widen. "Wait, you don't-"

"Yeah the same one...he was my foster kid. He...disappeared one day at a babysitters. Tried so hard to find him. I was going to adopt him."

"And he came out of that game?!" Athena says.

"B-bobby?" Buck's voice cracks.

"Hey, hey everything is alright. Thats right kid, its me. You're here now."

Eddie sighs. He sets his son down and then sees the figure and die set in his hands. "Hand that to me--you're done with this game."

"But dad I havent started yet!"

Eddie grabs the things from Christopher's hand, takes a look and tosses it back on the board game.

"Wait--no!" Bucks shouts.

Eddie: I don't know what that poor dough did to you, but please be gentle to it.

Buck: Would you like it if I pound you stupid against the counter instead?

Buck: And cold water tastes pointy.

Eddie: You really get me.

Buck: Wanna make out?

Priest: Do you Evan Buckley, take Eddie Diaz as your legally wedded husband?

Buck: I do.

Guests: Awww.

Buck: Or do I?

Buck: Ooh you're gonna make him cry.

Eddie, tearing up: Theo gave them to me.

Hen: Rocks are cool I guess.

Harry: I remember that phase.

Ravi: Yeah because it was like a couple of weeks ago for you.

Harry: Can we get rid of Ravi, please?

Chim: Don't make me put you in the get along shirt again. Buck explain the rocks.

Buck: We took Theo to the zoo to see the otters, and he's been obsessed with giving us cool rocks to show how much he loves us ever since.

Eddie: I can't sleep. Give me some weird facts about the world, tell me something I don't know.

Buck: Cruise ships are required to have a morgue that usually holds three to six bodies to be stored no longer than a week.

Chim: Do we need to go visit the puppies at the animal shelter again?

Harry: Can we? I've never been, and I'm feeling like plastic too.

Hen: Guys it's 9 p.m maybe we can visit in the morning during working hours.

Eddie: It’s only 8:00 P.M. I’m assuming Maddie has Theo. And what do you have in that book-bag? A gun?

Buck: No. Cookies.

Eddie: Why the big bag then?

Buck: Because now I have a 5 year old in the house who has a sixth sense for my baking and immediately goes to steal what I make. So I have to hide them. Which stresses me out. So then I bake more.

Eddie: Don’t tell me that entire bag is filled with them.

Buck: Told you. Stressed.

Chris, from his room: ARE THOSE COOKIES I SMELL?

Eddie: Dear god, both of our kids have a sixth sense for them.

Buck, sighing: At least this one won’t bounce off the walls after one cookie.

Chris: “Ooh! I know a fun fact about tsunamis!”

Eddie: “No fact about tsunamis are fun!”

Buck: “We were in a tsunami once!”

Eddie: “That especially is not a fun fact!”

Theo: “OH MY GOSH THAT’S SO COOL!”

Eddie: “You both are too casual about surviving a tsunami. Dear god.”

Eddie: ‘Cause I don’t. It’ll rot your brain.

Ravi: C’mon. I can’t keep messaging you links to them forever.

Hen: Wait, hey, I’ve caught you scrolling Instagram Reels before. Are those not the same thing?

Eddie: Uh. No.

Ravi: No, she’s right, it is.

Eddie: It’s just different!

Buck: You send me, like, 20 a day! You’re addicted!

Eddie: You love the fun fact videos, don’t lie to me.

Buck: …Whatever.

Chimney: Well, Buck has a four year old now. Eddie’s at home with him and Chris. His name’s Theo.

Bobby: A four year old?! How long was I in that facility?! Did I miss them getting together?!

Chimney: It’s been a little over a year. And no, they’re still just friends.

Bobby: …Take me back to that facility. I don’t think I want to deal with this. Give me another year.

Chim: Explain Buck then…

Buck: My momma didn’t raise me ☺️. Maddie did.

Buck: i’ve made a terrible mistake

Chim: given your entire life experience, i’m gonna need you to be more specific

Buck: i kissed eddie

Chim:

Buck: are you gonna say anything?

Chim: ..i owe hen so much money

Buck: ugh what do i do?

Maddie: well what did he say after you kissed him

Buck: i don’t know

Chim: you don’t remember?

Buck: no, i kissed him then panicked and ran away so now i’m here

Maddie: you didn’t even let him process, you just bolted?

Buck: i panicked!

*loud banging on madney’s door*

Buck: Well, I did live out of my Jeep for the longest time, so camping was fun. Cuddled with a wolf one night, she was super sweet. Ate my steak too.

Buck: I almost joined a cult, but thankfully I took off and never looked back. Someone offered lodging but I wasn't that desperate.

Buck: Did a lot of odd jobs, too. I had a full-time job, and I showed up twice a year, so that covered a lot of medical debt and Jeep mechanic expenses.

Chim: What.

Bobby: -sighs-

Eddie: What job was it?

Hen: Yeah, I'm curious.

Buck: Oh! I go up those really tall towers that go past the clouds and change a light bulb! It's nothing too complicated. Lots of steps tho.

Everyone:

Buck: What? What did I say?

Bobby: -sighs harder-

Hen: I have so many questions.

Eddie:...

Eddie: You're still doing it, aren't you? You disappear for a week without telling anyone twice a year.

Buck: Weeeeellllll

Eddie: YOU'RE QUITTING RIGHT NOW