Call Me Rey

“Why is there a pentagram on your floor” okay first of all mom, it’s not a pentagram, and second, what were you doing in my apartment

oh shit I summoned my mom

a parentagram

#congrats on doing what Ed and Al could not (x)

any group of children between ages 7 and 14 will, if left unattended for over 40 seconds, begin to form weird cults

seriously you go into another room to get a band-aid and you come back to find a quartet of ten year-olds prostrating themselves around a dirty baby sock they found on the floor and chanting “speak to us, master” and that’s just life

I am a teacher and my students formed an unhealthy obsession with a can of unopened sprite I had on my shelf. They called it their god. One day I found them holding rulers in the form of a cross singing Kumbaya, so I hid the Sprite as it was becoming a distraction. So the students made a change.org petition to find it.

@ohbelladonna @sleepy-headphones

Whenever ppl draw female dwarves with beards and heavy armour...i get so happy...y'all all get "not a certified coward" award...

not to be obnoxious and comment on your post op but this brings back memories of when I played dnd with a group of nasty cishet white dudes—yall Know the type—and I played a heavily bearded lesbian lady dwarf named Avila. These dudes thot it would be a really great idea for us to roll a single d20 ONCE to see how hot our characters would be, bugging me abt how Avila was hideous the whole time, and then had to live with it when I rolled a nat 20 and therefore canonically had the hottest character in the group by a LONG shot (:

This is one of the most POWERFUL additions to this post honestly

bless the founders of urban dictionary bc without them i’d never know what you guys were talking about

Watching this makes me happy

I did not see that coming

yoooo

This is the greatest thing ever the kid recording is losing his shit lmao

lmaooooo,,, leave resume alone 😩

RESUME

I love that team rocket is in Pokémon go now but I just can’t them seriously bc their main goal is to steal items from poke stops but like.....poke stops are free? You don’t have to steal them you can literally just walk up to a poke stop and get the items for free. It’s like stealing a balloon on free balloon day

Sounds like they managed a completely accurate representation of Team Rocket.

I posted this without knowing what the sound was and I'm honestly not disappointed