cassidy

i talk a lot about how much of a lesbian annie is or how bi abed is, but can we also just take a second to think about how very trans troy is

"I could fix him," and I could make him beg like a whore. What's your point?

I wish it was rudy time all the time

I am convinced that the one (1) downside to abolishing the military is that it would cause a Library of Alexandria scale loss of Dumb Guy culture.

That's like saying you don't want to excise a malignant growth because it'll hurt the cancer

Counterpoint: I want to study them like a bug under a microscope.

If you want to study the leviathan, study its corpse

Maybe not, but the alley behind a Waffle House is a weird place to find Aristotle.

But that's exactly where you'd find Socrates and Diogenes

And they be fuckin'

What the fuck am I reading

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sorry i'm getting beheaded can i call you back

oh I was just calling to say I was getting burnt at the stake, no worries it can wait

want to meet up for brunch after?

Blocking the haters who have opened up their assholes to express the wet fart of an opinion that Jews are an unrealistic addition to a children’s comic fantasy series whose major initial premise was a dude being turned into a llama ✌️