what am I doing with my life

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

reblog for good luck 

Leprechaun convention.

Leprecon

GODDAMNIT

ok!

Every month I reblog this and every month I’m baffled that it’s already the 15th.

I’m scheduling this for every month

It’s the 15th already??? How

My favorite part of the month

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

Reblogging because I really need some good luck

Even if this isn't lucky, potatoes are awesome

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

reblog to give a mutual a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars in cash

reblog to kill an HOA manager