Comrades.

After catching a strange crystalline disease, Admiral now seeks answers. He can't remember where he caught it from (or when), but one day, he woke up with it sprouting from the base of his wings. He knows his time is limited, so he must hurry. He travels across planets seeking a cure & will not tolerate anyone who gets in his way.

(3 year tradition continues)

Are you guys aware of the 2006 MAD + White Castle promotion? It had a 6 panel gag poster featuring the two beloved mammalian bird creatures. I think them fighting over sliders is pretty cute.

(I can't find a higher quality image of the comic. Unfortunately))

This is Markus. He works at the black embassy cafeteria (I imagine they have restaurants in the building for their... very deposable employees)

spies are hard to make in this game. They look like total goofs.