Eldritch Protectors
Crime ran rampant in Gotham. That was a fact, a universally-acknowledged truth.
It was not expected to change, and it didn't. Not exactly. Gotham was still a cesspit of crime. That was never going to change, but crime lessened. Why?
Jim Gordon was a police officer in Gotham City, a city strife with crime.
He had just transferred back to Gotham after spending 15 years as a cop in Chicago.
He had grown up in Gotham, but he had forgotten just how dark and gloomy and terrible it was.
Katherine "Kate" Kane, had been in the military. Due to this, unlike Bruce (as the niece of Martha Wayne), her cousin, she did what she had to do in the moment, and was summarily more violent.
Oh, no, not in her normal life- she was a pleasant woman, nice, a bit sharp in demeanor, but she cared for her family, being softer and more loving around them- but she wasn't a civilian.
Not even by Gotham standards, wherein 'civilians' knew how to protect themselves, and were almost always armed.
Barbara Gordon's father came back late every night, weary and exhausted from being overworked.
He tried his best to make time for her, to catch up with her, to ask how her day went, but they were both just too tired to do anything but chat superficially before going to bed. It was unfair, and she hated it.
Barbara had made the absolute wrong decision. She understood why the criminals were terrified of the Omen.
Not for the same reason, of course, but he was a brutal taskmaster and was often only let go at ten till three, which caused her to be somewhat sleep-deprived...
At least she only practiced with him three nights a week.
Moros was walking along the streets of Gotham, and Batgirl was supposed to trail him without him knowing that she was there.
This had to be her hundredth attempt this week, and on top of perfecting appearing inhuman, well, she was starting to be run ragged, and she knew that Moros had seen.
He had to be pushing her on purpose, right?
To find her limits?
To see how much determination she had to succeed?
To see it through?
After discreetly checking the area- which she only learned to recognize the motions of after her twelfth, failed, run- he slipped into an alleyway.
He'd done this before, and it was a flip of the coin as to whether it was a trap or not.
She took a few steps back before running forward and jumping, landing with barely a stumble.
By the time he deemed her 'acceptable', Batgirl would likely be able to cross the whole city using only the rooftops...
Sure-footedly and silently. Moros was a harsh taskmaster.
Crouching down, she began to army crawl over to the edge of the roof, where she peered down into the alley, squinting in an attempt to see anything.
Her night vision had been improved by doing this with Moros, in her training to become a vigilante to help clean up the city, of course, having spent so much time out in it, but still.
Hers was still quite a bit worse than any of her classmates', who had been born and raised in Gotham, or that of Moros, whose ability to see in the dark nearly bordered on supernatural.
Pulling a small, extendable spyglass out of her pocket, she set it in a gap in the broken-up concrete on the edge of the roof to hide it better, and peered through it.
Despite being an impulsive buy at the thrift store while she was looking for her boots, it had proven incredibly useful so far.
Scanning the alley quickly but thoroughly, she didn't see him. With Moros, he could either be hidden so well she couldn't spot him, or—
Feeling a slight displacement of air, she wrenched her arm, spyglass in hand, back towards her body and rolled away.
"I nearly had you," he said disapprovingly, and struck out at her with a jab. She automatically deflected it off to the side, and attempted to get in a good palm strike to his gut.
(He had told her, very seriously, that punching would be very likely to result in her having a broken hand, and began teaching her to utilize palm strikes instead, citing that they were much more versatile, hurt her less, and were good in close-quarters, such as in a street fight.)
But he arched his back outwards, taking and rolling with the impact, and, just to show off, he grabbed her arm before she could pull it back to her, and twisted it uncomfortably.
She wiggled minutely, testing his hold. Trying to break it would, more than likely, just end up with her having a dislocated shoulder. Before he could do anything further, she jumped up and kicked him in the shins.
He didn't even stumble, but her dropping to the ground, or, well, the rooftop, served well enough to yank herself free of his hold, allowing her to roll back into a defensive stance.
They exchanged a few more jabs, mostly circling each other, until she decided to go for a kick. He caught her kick and jabbed her mid inner thigh.
She let out a squawk of surprise and pain, but didn't let it keep her down.
Despite how her leg hurt, she once again dropped to the ground, this time attempting to sweep his legs out from under him with the leg he didn't have pinned.
It didn't work- he just picked up one leg and set it on hers, forcing it down onto the gravel-coated rooftop.
She couldn't move it.
Surging up, she attempted to strike him in the solar plexus with a palm, but he simply rolled with it.
Then, so quickly that she could barely register it, he dropped her leg and then had her in a headlock.
It was light- she could still breathe- but she played along; the objective of this was to help her, not cause her to get hurt.
She struggled, attempting to get free as she mentally counted down in her mind, but was unable to break his hold before she would have succumbed to unconsciousness had it been real.
She slumped to the ground as he released her, exhausted.
"You're a madman, you know that? Where did you even learn how to fight, you're so, so, uh, inventive? No, creative, that's it, and fluid. Or, did you even learn how to fight, not just pop out of the void one day, already knowing how?"
"Of course I had to learn how," he told her, offended, but she noticed that he did not deny her allegation of him popping into existence from the void. "I simply learn best from demonstration."
"Oh... Yeah, I suppose that makes sense, with how we met and all. Speaking of how we met, how does it feel to wander the night? I mean, I do, a little bit, but not as much as you, and not as- as freely, as fearlessly."
"It feels, to me, as though the darkness is wrapping me in an embrace. I cannot speak as to how you will feel it, but I dare say She is fond of you, if how rapidly your night vision is improving is any indication."
"What?" she asked, baffled, "'She'? Who are you talking about? And what does that have to do with how well I can see in the dark?"
"Ĝotham, of course. She has certain ḟavorites-" "Gotham? Like the city we're in right now? A city?"
"Indeed. With all the curses and the magical energy radiating from them, Ğotham became more than a city. Ĝotham is sentient. And She has taken a liking to you."
"Gotham... Likes me. Okay. The personification of the city with the highest crime rate in the world likes me. Okay. Okay. Alright. I'm- kind of afraid to ask, but... If Gotham gained sentience because of all the curses and ambient magical energy from them, how... Benevolent is Gotham?"
"Hardly at all," Moros said, sounding as though he were talking about the weather, not the personification of the city they were living in being at least borderline malignant. But, then again, wasn't the Omen also inhuman? Was it normal for Moros?
"Oh, you have nothing to fear," he attempted to placate her, and failed miserably.
"So long as you do not act in some way that would cause Her to lose her fondness for you, in the way of killing another of Her ḟavorites, such as the Bat and Ilmestys, She shall simply take an interest in you. Perhaps aid you, if you act in a way so as to increase how fond She is of you. Since She was already fond of you before you knew of Her, simply continue on."
"Right, right, okay. So, I'm going to attempt to ignore that new revelation, and, I can't believe I'm saying this, but can we get back to preparing me?"
She couldn't help her shudder at the ghoulish smile she got in response.
That night, Barbara couldn't sleep, despite feeling tiredness dragging upon her limbs; she just couldn't stop thinking about Moros' words. About how Gotham was sentient.
Did her dad know? Was it true? Why did Gotham like her? What had she done to cause Gotham to like her? What did this mean for her?
Unable to fall asleep and not wanting to continue tossing and turning in the vain pursuit of sleep, she left her house. Not wanting to go far, she used her new skills in parkour to climb onto her roof and stare at the sky.
She couldn't see any stars at night in Gotham, their light unable to penetrate the smog.
Back in Chicago, she had been able to see a few stars. Not many, but she had enjoyed trying to name them, and see if she could spot the constellations they were a part of.
Here, in Gotham, there weren't any stars to see. She missed Chicago. She missed her friends. She missed her home.
On her roof in the early hours of morning, she broke down crying with no one to see her do so, no one to comfort her.
A sudden gust of wind took a leaf and blew it up to her, landing in her lap.
Her first thought was that it was just coincidence, but then she remembered why it was that she was on her roof, crying.
"Is- is this your way of trying to cheer me up?" Barbara asked, her voice thick from crying as she wiped her damp eyes on her sleeve, and the wind sent another leaf into her lap.
"It's just- I mean, I don't hate Gotham, I don't hate you, but... I miss my home," she confessed to the wind and the personification of the city she now lived in, that may or may not be listening, or even real.
"We- we had to move, for my dad's job, but... I was raised in Chicago. I grew up there, and went to school there, and had friends there, and- and I could see my dad, back in Chicago. He- he wasn't so overworked that he could barely get through dinner without falling asleep. He tries to make time for me, but- but he's so overworked, a- and, he- he's everything I have."
She sniffed again, and leaned back against the slope of the roof. "It may be selfish, but... I want to become a vigilante, like the Bat and Ilmestys, to- to lighten his load, a little. I- I won't be able to help much, not as just one person..."
She shook her head, trying to clear it of those thoughts. If she could help her father any, it would be worth it.
"Both of the Bats, they- they helped him, a little. He- he complains about all the paperwork they give him, but he- he comes back lighter, if more... More unsettled, you know, and I don't blame him, but, not only that, he comes back ten or so minutes earlier! It's- it's not much, but... If I could help him enough that he could come back, even if only three or so minutes earlier? I'll take it. I just- I miss him."
This time, the wind didn't blow her a leaf, but rather an ad for the Gotham Public Library.
"'We're hiring'? Are you... Are you suggesting that I try to settle in, and have hobbies? Or something like that?"
The wind gently blows through her hair, in a way that would be called a caress, had it been a person, rather than the wind.
"I- okay," Barbara sighed, defeated. "I'll look into it tomorrow."
She knew that she should get down and try to fall asleep, but it was just so peaceful, up on the roof, and she knew that Gotham wouldn't let anything happen to her.
She stared up at the sky, and slipped into sleep, unknowing of Gotham- a being thats blessings and curses were rather similar- deciding to help one of Her poor little ḟavorites.
The next two days were the weekend, so she went about having breakfast, and then going to the Gotham Public Library. She was hired, with her shifts being for a few hours after school each day and half-days on the weekends.
Barbara hadn't expected to enjoy it so much, but she found solace in the quiet and peace of the library when she wasn't being supervised or taught how things worked, such as the catalogue system, and she enjoyed having such knowledge there for her to learn.
She had picked a random book and brought it home with her, both days of the weekend.
Well, the books weren't exactly random, not when Gotham was lightly nudging her in the direction of the books.
One of the books was on coding, which she soon fell in love with and found just fascinating.
The other book was "a no-nonsense guide to using pressure points for self-defense: the difference between fact and fiction".
While she didn't enjoy it as much as the book on coding, which she just had to test out.
She found it enlightening, as the point on her inner thigh that Moros had jabbed to cause an unusual amount of pain for being jabbed, was a pressure point.
Admittedly, there was some spite there because of the tiny Moros- who, if he was human, which she wasn't sure of either way, appeared to be around nine years old- always beating her when they 'fought'.
She was looking forward to using this knowledge against the Omen.
Barbara was blindsided, when she went back to school on Monday, by her classmates' and teachers' reactions to her.
They either looked at her almost mourningly, or with jealous glares.
The thing of it was, she had no idea why, and none of her peers had paid much attention to her before then, as the 'Outsider from Chicago'.
Still, nothing much happened, except for someone spitting at her, "What the hell did you do to get Ĝotham to ĉlaim you as one of Hers, Outsider?"
Of course, she couldn't reply, not knowing what they were talking about, and also not knowing who said it, in the packed hallway with everyone heading for lunch.
For the rest of the week, and into the next, she heard nearly everyone talking about her.
Only the incautious did it while they knew she was near, but she still picked up that everyone was saying "Ĝotham" while talking about her, and it was driving her crazy.
They weren't saying "Gotham", they were saying "Ĝotham", and she could hear the difference in inflection, but didn't know what it meant, so she went to the first person she had heard say "Ĝotham".
"Moros! Please, everyone is talking about me and saying "Ĝotham", but I don't know what it means! What does it mean?!"
"They are speaking of Ĝotham about you? Yes, I suppose they would."
"Why? What does it mean?"
"Using "Ĝotham" instead of "Gotham" serves to elevate the importance and significance. The same way I am called the Omen instead of the omen. When "Ĝotham" is used, that which is being spoken about is Ĝotham, the sentient being, not Ğotham, the city."
"You said that it makes sense that they would speak about Gotham- er, Ĝotham- while talking about me? Why? It's driving me insane, it's been going on for a week-" she cut herself off and took a deep, calming breath.
She was finally getting answers. They may not be the answers she wants, or even likes, but she's getting answers.
"Ĝotham has ĉlaimed you as one of Her ḟavorites, as the closest thing She can do to a blessing. This is regarded as a great honor, for her to be fond enough of you to show that She will protect you, that She will aid you, in nearly anything you choose to do."
"What... You said that She ĉlaimed me? How? What does the process entail? What will the effects be for me? How can others tell?"
And why am I not more freaked out about it?
"In a sense, She has adopted you. You are one of Her children now." Was Moros purposefully trying to rile her up?
"And, what does that mean?" Barbara asked, forcing the words through her gritted teeth.
Moros seemed to be thinking, as though unsure, despite being the one who said the words.
"I... Find myself to be uncertain. My assumption is that Ĝotham will watch over you and do Her best to protect you, to ensure your safety, should that which I have heard of how parents act for their children, to be correct... However, this is Ĝotham we are talking about, and, regardless, guardians do not always do what is best for those they are responsible for, even if they think themselves to be."
"Right! Right. Yeah, yeah, okay. This is fine. Anyway, I am going to attempt to ignore it, so help distract me, please!"
"Try to appear inhuman." The words were familiar, but the ire they sparked was not.
Did he think that this would help distract her? He hadn't answered what the effects of being ĉlaimed were, nor how others could tell!
He was basically telling her to see if the effects from being ĉlaimed changed how human she was, but she didn't want to think about it, she didn't want to think about being changed irrevocably without her knowing or being consulted!
She paused, feeling a rumble in her throat, and only realized as it died out that she had been growling.
"No, no," Moros told her, "keep going. I would suggest for you to learn how to throw your voice, for, if you throw your voice, your newfound ability to growl would be quite the addition to your repertoire of fear. Just imagine- you, standing on a roof in full getup, and, for instance, a drug deal going on in an alley below you. If you were to simply throw your voice and growl, I foresee those hapless criminals fleeing with all they can find it within themselves to. Not that they would get far, of course, what with you being on their case."
Her anger at him surged again, at how he was treating these sudden changes to her like they were a good thing, not as though they were sudden alterations to her body and, possibly, mind, stemming from a borderline-malicious entity that had enacted these changes to her without her knowing or agreeing!
Before she could understand the urge, she bared her teeth at him in a nonsensical display of aggression.
Humans showed their teeth in smiles, which were friendly greetings. Well. Most of the time.
In the span of a blink, he went from standing a reasonable distance away to right up in her face, forcing her mouth open, to...
To look at her teeth?
"Fascinating!" he breathed, moving her head around so that he could see her teeth better.
"Your teeth- the 'canines' appear to have elongated, appearing moreso as those that we ascribe to vampires in folklore! How intriguing!"
Barbara jerked backwards and stepped away from him. "This is- these changes- you-! No. I'm done. Good-bye!"
"I shall see you in Wed'ursday's dark of night," he called after her as she got away from him as fast as she could.
Perhaps she shouldn't have expected better of the Omen, the rumored boogeyboy of Gotham's criminals, who was never referred to as human.
Perhaps she should have expected him to either not understand or not care about her emotions.
But, she still did. She had. Despite how clear it was that he was something ôther. Despite how obvious it was that he wasn't human.
Arriving home, the first thing Barbara did was find a mirror and scrutinize herself, and it was only because of how she knew herself that she could see the differences.
The most obvious was her 'canine' teeth looking more like the canine teeth of actual canines, but it wasn't the only one; her hair, often described as "fiery", now looked closer to the color of blood, nearly the same shade as Ilmestys’; and her eyes had also changed.
From the blue they were before, one had a faint tinge of purple, the other a faint tinge of green, and the color of both eyes had seemed to have, almost, leached out.
It wasn't overly noticeable, but to her it was another unwanted change.
Barbara found herself back out on the roof that night, her mind once again troubled.
"Why?" She whispered to the winds, noticing just how clear the night appeared to her, how far she could now see in the overwhelming darkness.
It wasn't hard to understand why Gothamites spoke of the Living Night, when it was so thick.
The wind blew a leaf up, and she watched dispassionately as it landed on her leg.
"No," she said, but didn't go to brush it off. Somehow, that action felt like it was a heavy act to commit, despite it being a simple action, and one she had done many times before.
"No. If this is a- an apology, then I don't accept it. I know that you are a city, despite being sentient, and can't exactly talk to me, but- but you changed me, with- without- without my-" she stopped speaking, sniffling.
Her throat was thick, and it just wasn't worth it to keep talking. Especially to the personification of the crime capital of the world.
Instead, she tilted her head back and let her newfound instincts take over, surprised and disconsolate by the keening howl she let out.
"Why? Why?! I didn't- I didn't ask for this, I didn't even give any indication that I wanted this, not that I can think of! I don't- I'm human. I am a human, and you- you're trying to take that away from me! If you're trying to- to- to create distance between my and my father by taking away my humanity, to make me feel like I'm alone and then sweep in with your other ḟavorites and completely ḈŁȺƗⱮ me, it. Won't. Work. I'm not- I'm doing this for my father, I'm not about to just abandon him!"
Standing up, she let the leaf fall to the roof, and headed back inside to try to sleep.
Barbara's dreams were filled with women. Women without faces, women in mourning attire, women that couldn't seem to settle on a form.
They all reached out towards her, speaking words that were distorted beyond all recognition, seemingly trying to apologize, but it was as though there was a curtain between them.
The women- woman?- couldn't reach her, and she couldn't understand what they were saying.
Needless to say, she woke tired and with ire, which didn't dissipate throughout the day.
Perhaps luckily, she wasn't to meet with Moros that night, and went to sleep with determination and frustration in near-equal measure.
She found herself, once again, in the same place, with the shifting woman behind what she had previously thought of as a curtain, but now seemed to be more like a waterfall.
Squaring her shoulders, she marched through the 'water', and came out on the other side, somehow warped behind the woman.
"Ĝotham." The word echoed oddly in the space, and the woman tilted her head in a semblance of a nod.
"̵̹͊İ̵̞ ̴͒ͅḣ̸̼â̷̲d̷͙̉ ̸̘͊n̷̪̏o̴̠͗ ̵̙̓ẇ̵̜a̶̺͝ÿ̴̱́ ̴̝̑ť̸͇ō̵͍ ̴͖̿c̶̝̚o̷̜͌n̷̛͕t̸̙̽a̶͙̕c̷͔̚t̸͂ͅ ̶̤̈́y̵̪͆o̷̗͒û̸̢,̸̲͋ ̶̦͝ṭ̷̉ǫ̶̉ ̶͙̿ā̵̯s̵̰̉k̷̥̎ ̶̺̓w̷̦̚h̵̫̑ḛ̶̛t̵̯̋ḧ̷̗e̴͓̓ṛ̸̛ ̷̡͌o̷̫̎r̷̼̾ ̶͈̐n̸͈̊o̷̫̐t̶̫͗ ̴̲̔y̴͕͆ọ̴̿ǔ̸͕ ̸̼̅w̶͕̎a̴͚͝n̶͍̽t̸͚̓e̴͍͐d̴͉̿ ̵̣̾t̸̞̒o̵͇͑ ̶̱̀b̶̞̚ę̵̿ ̶̡̏c̵̮̾l̴̥̂a̸̹̅ȋ̷ͅm̵̯̕ë̵̗́d̵̰̈́ ̴͔͐w̷̧̐í̴͔ṭ̶̋h̵͙̎ő̵̮ų̵͋t̷̫͆ ̷͔͊c̵͖̍ľ̸̬à̵͔i̷͔̋m̸͔̑ĩ̴͉n̷̥͛g̵͕͌ ̷͎̍y̷̦̎o̶͎̊u̴̮̔.̵̟͗"̵͚̀
(I had no way to contact you to ask whether or not you wanted to be claimed without claiming you.)
"What did I even do to make you think that I wanted to be ĉlaimed? Or could you not think that someone wouldn't want to be ĉlaimed?"
"̴̣͒Ỳ̷̖o̵̦̬̅͑ũ̷̻̱̈ ̶̣͝w̸̩̒e̷̟̍̀r̴̡̓ȩ̴̥̑͑ ̶̗̎̚t̶̪̩̾r̶͖̰͗ÿ̶̞́ĩ̸ͅn̴̺̜̈́́g̷͕̈͘ ̷̲̩̒̕t̷̨̡̀o̶̬͚͆̀ ̴̺̈m̷̘̳̀a̶͉̓k̵̝͈͒̑e̵͍͖͂ ̶̢̽͠c̴̮̚r̶͚̗̉ḭ̶́͛m̵̜̏̚i̶͎̅n̴̫̿̇a̶̼̮͂̽l̴̹̑s̸̛̯̦̓ ̸̡̅͝f̵̗̅ě̷̟̓a̵̖̓r̷̙̔͝ ̵̝̹̌͝y̷̧͝o̶̪͈͌ǘ̴̖.̴͓̊ ̷̮̙͂͑Y̶̢͉͋̆o̷̲̊u̶͎͋ ̵͉̃ǻ̶̢̩ṙ̶̜̆ͅe̴͉̾̌ ̶͖̃f̸̟͙̂ö̶̪͎́̂l̸͉͇̋͗ḻ̷́o̶̫̺͑w̴̪̎í̵̪͜n̸̙̦̊̀g̵̰͎̀ ̸̨̞͂̏i̵͕͉̋̏n̸̯͉͌̀ ̴̥̿t̴̡͠ḣ̸̦e̶̗̞̊ ̵̫̃f̵͚͚̀ő̶̩̞͘ö̸͖̮t̴̡̳̽s̸̡̬̃ţ̷̊ë̵̹̲̄p̸̡̌͘s̸͈͐͜ ̶̭̋̓o̴͇͌́f̶͚͒ ̸̪̭́̋m̸̯̓̓y̷̨̰̒ ̴̪̪́c̵͕̆̔h̷̩̊͑ǫ̷̊͒s̵̼̄e̴̪̻̒̍n̵͉̦̚͠.̵̰͝ ̷̣̕͝Ì̸͙̣̔ ̷̛̙̤͂h̶̤̜̀ǎ̴̜ḏ̵̒̂ ̸̩̈́̄t̸̟͕̾h̵̼̻͋͝ộ̴̦ú̷̺̞̀g̶̞̞͑ḧ̴̭́t̵̘̲́ ̵̦͋t̸̛͓́ơ̷̮͓̈́ ̸̖͓̃â̶̺̣͘ỉ̶̱̫͌d̶̙̂̚ ̵̬͊͌y̸̪̺͝ó̴͓u̵̢̽̾,̸̨͠ ̶͈̓̿b̵̜̑͑ẙ̵̧̥̓ ̸͎̮͘c̴͓̝͠h̶̡͔̽a̴̧͜͠ņ̵̳͒g̵̩̈́i̶̙͝n̸̯͉̓̌g̴̜̿͜ ̷̫͇̄y̸̡̅ö̷̪́̓ụ̸̓ͅ ̷̄̆͜i̸̻̺̿̄n̸̘̱̊̐ ̵̛͔͎t̸̢̎ḣ̴̜ẽ̴͍̼̍ ̸̺̥͋s̸̬̋ȁ̸͔͍̀m̴͍͔̓e̷͈̎̏ ̶̗͘w̸͓̘̓̿ḁ̷͎̾̒y̷̟͆̕ ̸͎̀͝I̶̠͝ ̷̤̈́͜h̵͔̍ä̸̤̜̎d̸̫̈͝ ̷̛̪͚͐t̵̗͔͂h̷̟̍̋ͅe̵̪̎͝m̷̠̂̓.̵̭̹͂͠"̸̳̽͝
(You were trying to make criminals fear you. You are following in the footsteps of my chosen. I had thought to aid you by changing you in the same way I had them.)
"Well, I didn't know that they were your chosen! I was just- I was just trying to help my dad..."
"̷̫̞̓͗A̴̺̼̿̆ ̷͎̝̏͠n̶̰̎ͅȍ̴̺̻͌b̷̹̎l̴̮̞̔̉ȇ̴̥͕̅ ̴̦͈̍g̷͕̀̏ő̴̱̣a̵̹͗͑l̴̛̗,̴̲̀͛ ̵̞̔̈́t̷̡̢͂o̴̩͘͜ ̵̤̑ḃ̵͓̽e̸̹̺͒͝ ̶͔́c̷̣͊̐ͅe̶̖̯͝r̸̡̙̐͠t̸̻̒̈́a̶͓͂ͅi̴̠̰͛̈n̵̦̗̂͌.̵̟̎͑ ̸̮̆O̷̺̓̌n̷͙̚ȩ̶̓͋ ̷͖͖͋͠ö̵͉̥̏f̷̨̆ ̶̠̒̇ṫ̵̬h̴̢̟͌e̵̳͂ ̶̮͈̏f̴̄͜ě̸̦w̶̢̤͛ ̴̩̎ǹ̵̻ő̴͖͑ḅ̷͍̊͝l̶̜͍͌e̵̝̽͐ ̷͖͊g̶̡̫͑͐ò̸͔̍a̶̱͝l̷̜͐s̵͚̆ ̵̛̩̫͠I̴̮̣͐ ̴͍̖̍h̸̪͎̏̍a̴̧̿v̸̘̳̔ę̴̹̒̅ ̷̥͝s̴̫͠e̶͚̓e̶͚̔n̷̫̽̋ ̷̩̀̐s̶͇̃̆ỉ̵̫̘ń̷ͅć̶̦̣̇e̷̛͖̤̍ ̴͕͊I̸͍͜͝ ̶̨̤̄ā̶͙̻̐w̷̨̰͌o̷̼͐k̷̲͖͐̚e̵̹͌.̷͎́"̸̊͑͜
(A noble goal, to be certain. One of the few noble goals I have seen since I awoke.)
"Is- is there a way to undo the claiming? I don't- I'm a human, and suddenly being something else, it's- it's scary, and alienating, and I'm already an outsider in Ǧotham, I don't need to add not being human on top of it!"
"̴̞̥̎̈̚͝N̶̻̈̐ͅǒ̶̖͛ ̵̛͚̞̥ͅw̵̗͕̅ã̵̡̖͊ÿ̴̥̳͖́͋̐̂ ̵͉͎͇̈́ţ̸̝̃̾͘͝h̴͎̝͙̅̓͜͠å̷̼̥̋t̵̢̠͋ ̸̳͆͆̑ͅi̵̢̮̜͇͛̐̍s̸͕̥̍̆̋͋͜ ̷̲̭͛è̵̤̈́͜͝a̴̓̒̏͜͜͝s̴͖̍͛̊̕ỵ̵̬̫̄̓,̵̤́̈̆͂ ̵͈̖̙̲͆̈̀͝ä̷̰̯̰́̏n̴̗̖͕̍̔̄͗d̸̨̼̙̍͌̽͘ ̶̢̗͙͓̀̇͘c̵͍̊͆̅̓e̶̟͙̜̘̅̆ŗ̸̟̣̃t̴͇̂̈́a̸̰̠̜͠ḭ̶͝ņ̴̛̲̰̗͆̀́l̷̢̯̼̪̓̄̊͘y̸̲̙͔̑̇͝ ̷͎͙̦̣̇ņ̵̪̣͌̀͒̕ò̵̧̿͗̈́ ̶̤͗̒͘̚w̷̦̦̗̲̚a̸̜͚̳̬̚y̵͈͔͗͜ ̵̳̯͑́͋̾ţ̶͒͜ḣ̸̺̻̯̰̈́͝ä̵̮̳̃͑t̷̡̢̫̯̂ ̷̢̛̜̥̗̆̂͝ẅ̵̜͕͎͛ͅõ̸̻͉̦̙̃u̴̦̺̜̓͌̿̽l̵̰̯͙̻̐̀̉̅d̴͉̺̹̃̓̇͋ ̷͙̊̚a̶̘̦̬͐͘g̷̙̥̪̀̉ͅr̶͈̝̎̍̀ẹ̵̓e̴̖͑͗̌ ̴̛̱̗̾͌́w̸̱̤̳̄í̸͕͈ẗ̵̝͋h̴̞͇̳̋̍̓̋ ̴̛̬͝ý̷̮̀o̷͚͔̒͒̇u̵̥̅̀͆r̶̡͓͗ ̶̻̔m̷͕͚̹͌o̷͚͖͉̖̽r̸̗̥̊a̴̯̗̅̚ĺ̸̫͚̝s̵̮̠͍̐ ̷̧͓̗̝́̂̀i̴̛̖̗͍͎n̵̨̨̝͚͆͑̕ ̵͍̫͑̊̂͘t̶̡͔̓̃̈́͝ḩ̶̱͓͑̕ē̷̪̩̎ ̵͎͕̀́̂́ͅl̷̠̗̼̃̈́̄̀͜e̷͚̥̤̤͊̈̍͠a̶̯̎͂̉̎s̸̺̰͖͛͆͝t̸͎̓.̵̰͚͓̿͛̓͆"̵̭̂͛̓
(No way that is easy, and certainly no way that would agree with your morals in the least.)
"Great. Great! I'm stuck like this! Ha! Fantastic! And what about my objection to not being human? It's the main reason I don't want to be one of your ĉlaimed!"
"̸͇̦͇̂̊͛͌̄Ỷ̷̛̮̩̘̳́͑̐̚͠o̸̫̞̟̱̅͑̈́̏̌͆̅ͅu̴̫̍̐̉̋͒̃ ̶̛̟͈̖̎̿̒̈̈́̚a̴̙͙̩͇̘̙͚͝ř̴͙͙̭̼̜ͅe̸̳͉̝̠̭̥͓̿͂ ̶̡̧͇̠̭̩̎̆͗̓ă̵̹̻͔s̷̢̡̫͍̞͍̹͆̌̽͑̇ ̵̳̑h̵̨͙̍̍̐̆̆u̸͈͙͎̒̅m̸̧̨̯̄͐̉́̇à̸̡̰̗̃̋͑n̸̯̻̰̺͂̐̑̓̚ ̴̝̗͂͆̐͊͘ā̴͉̻̥̰͆̾̊s̴͍̊̍͝ ̴̲̳͋͝ÿ̶͍̞̣̪̭̹́̋̄͐ò̶͍͖͖̩͊̉̍̀̿̆ͅụ̵̮̣̯̰̏̍̍͝ ̴̛̟͖̥̺͙̆̌̂̉w̴̫̤̎̐̎͐͒̕͠ë̸̘̮̟͚́́́̏r̶͉̝͒̃̈́͑̓̈́̄e̷͕͈̋̐̇̈ ̷̯͋̂̅̽b̴̝̟͇̣̈́̔̈̿̈́͆e̶̙̤̱̋̋͂̌̑̎̚f̸͙̩̲͎̱̅o̸̡͙̣̠̳̘̊̍͜ṛ̸̢̑̓͑ȇ̶̜͚̮͉̱ͅ ̸̜̟̲͉̃͒͑̃͐̀y̸̛̞͒͛̀̌͗ơ̵̝̪̥͍̣̻̋͝ư̶͕̋̊̽ ̸͔̘̭̆̎̌̑͜ͅb̸̨̨̻͖̦̗̔̆ȩ̷̻̬̹̪̙͒̽̅́̎ğ̸̡̧̘̫å̸̪͈̻̤̞̊̇͜n̶̫͎̘̙̣̓̽́͝,̶͖̑̽̉̐̄̿ ̸̤̬͖͇̼̝̿̀̒̚͜͠͝â̴̛̯̺̤͗͝n̴͓̯̬̐̊́̔͌d̵̟̩̰̯̻͍̞̀͂̍͝ ̵̪̰̾̾̄͜m̴̟͖͎̤̾͝y̵͖̭͈͒̓̇̏ G̵̙͂́̈́̓̒̈̏o̶̞̘̣͖̕t̵̼̳͎̃̿̑̽͐h̷̢̩̞̦̋͘ä̶̛͔̹̜̠͈̮̫́͌̋̓ṁ̶̨̧̹̪̟͎̪ĩ̷͔͎̏̆̓͜t̸͙͎̼̬́̈́̀͗e̶͉͕̥̿͂̅̎͒̈̓s̸͔̜̄̄̑̈́͐ ̶̛͎̙͓͔̖̣͙͗̔́͘ẁ̸̨̫͓̆͐i̷͚͈̽̓̅̐͊̊́l̸͔̇̚͝͝l̸͓̒ ̸̠̄̽̋͜͝a̸̺̮̲̔̈́͑͋̀̕c̷̣͈̦̤͖̊̇̊͑́̑c̸̡͖͖͇̰̍̑͂̔̕͘e̸̞̻̯̿̐p̷̙͍̝̤̽̇͛͌ț̴͖̈́ ̸̖̲̠̒̕y̴̰͇̎ó̶͉̃͆̌ù̴̼̬̙̩̀̌̈́͜͝ ̷͚̏̄m̶̢͎͖̱͋́̇̅̃͜ơ̷̞̤͔̩͇͈͚̆́̊̾r̸̡̕ȩ̸͉̞̼̝̺͓̽̈́͒͛ ̵̨͇̻̥̎̋͛̕͠ņ̴͕͕͕̲̋̌̆ͅō̸̖͔̼͍̹̲͗̀̔̀̍̕ẅ̸̡̧͚̩̭͈́́̈̓͝ ̸͉̻̮̤̖̆̍͝t̷̖̮͚͙̳͔͉̆̆̎̇ḩ̸̢̭̉̏͆̓̇͛ā̶̡͍͔̲̘͂̓̍̃͒̎t̶̜͓̘̄̈́̏̇͝ ̵̡̛̫̱̳͛͌̑̽͘͜Ỉ̶͍ ̵͚̳̣̾̀͝h̷̨̧͕̣̥̜͒͒̈́̔͋̃͆a̴̡̻̙̞̭͓̳͂v̷̈́̏̀̒͜ȇ̵͍͕͓̈́̽̈́͛͂͘͜͜ ̵̡̘̪͉̲̉̂͛̐̓ċ̵̨̯̰͝͠ͅl̵̼̥̝̾͂̄͗̌̽͘͜ä̷͓̹̫͈͖̣́̐́ͅḭ̴̾̏m̴̧̥̱̈́̽e̵̲̦̟̤̣̿͗̈́̽͑̓̕d̶̪̺̥̖̈́͐̉͒͗̂̕ͅ ̵̨͍̻̗̅̽̈̀͑͝ͅy̷͚̿͋ͅo̶̼̞̯͚͋͐̃͋͋̍u̶͎͓͓̳̥̟̒̽̔̒͐͝,̶̨̛̝͚͔̎̀̈́͂ ̴̧̖̟̻̟̺̰̈͌̈́̀̀t̷̺́͂̍h̵͖̺̜̤̱̟̏͜ą̷̹̞̻̻̠̗̫͍̘̯̪͚̦͚͛̍̅̈̑̏̒̊̽̉͗͊͆̏́̾̃́̈́̆̈́̐̔̔̍̅̏͗̎͘͠ń̵̲͆ ̷̻͋́ẗ̸̡̜͍̙̱͖́̈́̉͗́ͅh̷̡̤̲̺̝̯̋̓̍̏͋͠ḛ̸̢̗̩͂͌͆͜͜͝y̶͈͙͐̿̍̿̇͑̒ͅ ̴̞̩̘̌̐w̷̜͎͖͙̪̔͛̈́͒̓̀̚o̶͇̤͚̔͘͜͜ư̶̛̯͖̲̋̓̓͜l̷͕̭̳̥͝͝ͅd̶̨̫͚̥̟͌͋͜ͅ ̴̡̝̣̥̦̖̠̐͒h̶̢̗͕̟̜̜̊͜a̸̛̘̻̓̑̕͜ͅv̵̛̛̹̟͑̏̄͆̚͜e̵̩̓̂̃̀̍ ̵̼̯̞͎̓b̵͍̆͌̉͒̆̆́ȩ̷͈̦̣̲̖͒̒͋͊̊̑f̷̨̪̘̣͇̤̱͐̂̋̋o̷̢͇̣̺̲͕͐͊͋̒̕r̴̗̒̋ê̴̛̠̖͂̕̚̚̚.̸͓̰̻̦̀̇͂͜"̶̗̤̗͖̘͕̤̀
(You are as human as you were before you began, and my Gothamites will accept you more now that I have claimed you, than they would have before.)
"How can you say that I am 'as human as I was before', when I now have fangs, can make noises that my vocal cords should, by all rights, not allow me to make, and my eyes have begun to change color?!"
"̵̰̙̤͕̳̌̐̈Y̸͈̙̑̔ơ̶̭̰̪̼̤̠͍̦̈́̏͗̂̂̈u̸̢͙͉͕͋̉ ̴͓̝̜̬̝̪̠̾̈́̽ȁ̸̪̝͇͗̉ŕ̷̺͖̞̪̈́̚e̶͍̎̋̂ ̷̣̯͈̃̊̃b̵͍͕͉̘̫͇̣̓̓͋̍́́̓͝i̵͙̥͚͎͎͋ŏ̶̧̺̾͊͒͂̀͘l̴͕͑͗̆̋͘̕ŏ̵̧̮ģ̸͚̦͎̣̌͛i̸̜͈͈̺̮̹͐̉c̷̺̞͉̹͈̺̣͌̾̿̑͒͂̉ȃ̵̪̜̣̇́̀̽͝l̴̢̧̨̧͎̫̲̈́ĺ̶͍͎͆͛̕ÿ̵̢̖̖͉͕́̉̑͋̽ ̷̡̪̪͓̙̦̼͙̍̈t̷̜̅h̶̢̧̝̩͑̂̚e̴̻̳̯̔̀̎̐̊ ̸̝̼̊̀͑͆͠s̵̯̜̋͗̀ą̴̬͇̻͍̹̂̄̃͝m̶̧͎̻̗͚̩͂̔͜ę̵͉̝̥̫̪͓͚̋͒̎̅̈́̃͠ ̷̜̲̗̲͔͙͉̽̃̆͝ͅḁ̴̢͓̍s̸̖̋̈́̈́̿̌͌̌̚ ̸͎̪̝̔̉̓̃̈̋̈́y̴͈̬̣͚͖͌͊͘ò̵̗̪̪͓̮̤͈̗́̄u̸̧͔̥̪̙̙̺̽̈́͋̀͐̀̕͜ ̵͇͈̜̠̘͚̻͈̊͆͒̔̆͝͝ẃ̵̯̣̐̊̂̚͜e̷̱͕̫͔͋̏̀ŗ̶͉͚̘̀̑̔̏̉͛̒̚ê̶̛̲̻͒̏͋̑ ̷̗͗̋́͋̑b̴̝̻̳̥͔̝̥̝́̾́è̷̡̨͔̬̥̅̚̕f̷̧̯̖̏̓͊͒̊o̶̗̙͛̊̓́r̵͔̜̠͉͈̘̙̊̆e̶̟̝̱̙͕̮̊͑̂.̵͓̜̓́ͅ ̵̛̮̝̄̏̄̋ͅT̸̢̰͆͊̽h̸̨̧͉͖̫͇͂̊͑̌͋̄̌͜e̶̛͓̳̣͒͒s̶̨̢̡̡̯̘͐̅͐̐ẽ̵̡͓̫͎̳͔̣̔̕ͅ ̶̪͉͓͖̹̓c̸̫̩̄͑̀͒̚͝h̵̬̍͝a̴̭̙̘̞̙̳̖͖͐̐̂n̶̮͖͉̥͍̭͑̔̃̎͐̂͝g̴̙̑͒̾̃͌̏ê̴͉͚͖̲̤̌̅ś̸͎͖͌̽̌̎͐͜͝ ̷͔̦̹͍̻̫̗̼̕a̵͉̲̩̜͍͚̹̿ͅr̸̫̜̹̠̠̺̎͆͜ͅę̶̧̙̪̝̘͒̌̅͋̄̓̅̕ ̶̦͙͔̮̻̈́m̴̹̻̦̭͐͒͗̓͐̑́͛e̸͈̦̬͔̤̞͉̺̊̾̀͊̕͝ŗ̷̭̟̽e̴̗̮̰̦͉̓̀̒̍l̶̙̫͓̦̙͈̒̑ŷ̶̛̦̲͕̜̐̈́̉̄̌̚ ̵̛͔̘͉̩͑p̶̡͎̗̘̼̼͎͚̔͌̿̔h̸̞͛̇͒̀͊͠͝͝y̶̜̎̾͠͝s̶̛̫̺͋̑̊̾ì̸͕͇͇͕̙̝̫̖͋̅̐̄̌͗c̵̡̡̠̭͂̏ȁ̶̡̙̖̂͆̌͗͘l̵̫͋̀͗ ̸̫̠̀͆̀á̷̠̱͈̎̄̏͜b̷̡̮̘̫̫͋n̶̟̘͍͓͑̈́̚o̶̱͚̪͠r̵̝̠̼̰͖͌̋̈́̄̑̌͒m̷̼̩̹͂͗̉̋̒͜ą̷̱̝̣̫̿̋͌̌̄͗̀̚l̶͚̟̈̋̎́̈́ì̸̧̜̰̪͉͇̠͙t̸͓̞͔̭̱̏͌͗͆̀͑̇i̸̼̗͚̻̘̮̿̉ę̷̧̮̋̅͗̇s̸̳͍̞̞̾͜.̵͈̜̘͙̲̥̘͊̕͜͝"̴̨̢̩͔̦͓̉̈́̀
(You are biologically the same as you were before. These changes are merely physical abnormalities.)
"'Biologically the same as I was before'? 'These changes are merely physical'? So my DNA is the same, but my body has been altered? Is that what you're saying? How is that any better?!"
"̴̛͉͚͚̲̼͕͉̰͔͗̉ͅĪ̷̛͙̱̳̺͖̼̥̤̲̝̝̠͔̂̊͋̊͂̕ͅͅ ̷̣̞̩͈̉̾̿͆ẁ̴̨̩̩̖̬̙͍͕̟̘͗͊͐͊̈́͌̂͘̚͜͝ȍ̸̢̡̯̫͎̫͖̙̃ų̶̡̣͚̻̺̥̜͓̫̌̀͜ľ̵̢͙̩̜̻͙͕̪͉̆͛͘d̸̛̦̙̺̐̈́͆́̌̈́͛͆͌̈́͒͝ ̸̽́̋̑́̋ͅḧ̴̰͓͈͉͖́͛ą̸̣̳̭͕̮̜̙͍͐̾̍̀̆̀͋̓̈́͌͐͝ṽ̴̛̖̥̙͎̖̜̼̼̤͈̥̎̂̽̀́̅̀͐̈̚̕̕é̴̢͎͖͙̤ͅ ̷̨̡̡̘̪̠̞͉̥̬͇̄͛̓̓͛̈́̾͌t̶̛̹̲̦̫̯͎̤̐̎̍͝h̷̢̦̘̫̟̹̯͍̔̅̈̃͊̊ȯ̵̡͚͚̦͙̮͈̼̝͕̣̭͕̗͖̋̀̀̾͋́̅̚ͅȗ̵̼̣̺̜̞̈͆͛̏̈̇̃͂̈́́͘͘͝ͅġ̷̨͙̣̖͉̼̖͇͉̻̭̣͎̜̠͆̐̈́̑͝͝ḫ̴̨̨̧̯͇̬̹̬͚̠̱̈́̑͐̃̅̃̐̊́̓̌̎̆̕͠ţ̴͓̥̘̝̦̜̮̳̩̹͙͑̓͋̀͑͐̉̕͜͝ͅͅ ̵̡͔̗̝͍̩̭̞̻̝̣͙̏̊̀̈̈́̎̒̃̈́̒͊͘͝͝y̵̡̢̱̻̮̲̬̦͙͇͕̘͈͉̅̉ơ̶̡̹̤̬̳̤͉͚̮͉̗͙͕͍̽͊̊̐ṷ̸̡̼̦̮͉͔̬͎̏͆̑̒͘ͅ ̷̨̛̛̤̲̳̻̃͊̾͛̌̆̎͌̐͝͠t̸͈̪͇͙͚͗̉͂͛͘ͅơ̴̹̬͐̔̓̈́̂̀́͝ ̴̧̳̳͓̥͍̦͇͖̪̇͗͂̇b̶̛̹̬̥̬̱̦̙̗̰̖͖͙͇̌͊͒́̋͗͌͊̽͗̍̕̕͝ĕ̴͙̠̉͒̂̏́̄̆̿̅͝ ̶̨̢̢̯̥̤̹̖͇̗̱͉̜̘͚̮̾̉g̷̡̹͖͉̫̖̺̫͚̟̹̯̞̰͍͂̀͒̓͑̍̂͑̎̄̒̎̄͝͝r̴̲̲͓͇̞̘̩̝̖̉̈̊ą̵̯̝͚͔̪̘͈̹̗͕̻̘̈́͐̄̋̆̈́͋̍̌͒̏͌̄̏͠ṭ̵̮̦̗͇̹͉͓̏̈́͌̆̔̓̉̇͘͜ͅě̷͔̦͍̟̭f̸̢̡̛̬̜̩͕͉̼̗͆͗̀̍͑̀̉̎̿̎ü̴̧̝͇̮̼͋͂̚ͅl̸̨̧͔͍͉̻̜̪͖̟͍̿̋̾̓̓̿̕͝ ̴̛̤̤͚͚̮̗̙͙͍͚̹̺̳̒͋̑́͛̈́͐͝͝ţ̶͙̳̦͋̇̈́́̾̌͆̅̏̌̍̄̇̏͘ỏ̶̢͈̖̹͇̟̹̺͎̱̯̘͂ ̶̻̓̅͌̋͑̑̂̽̾̂̅̚̕͠͝͝s̶̢̯̩͈̀̏̚t̸̟̲̦̏͋̏̀̎̿͊̒̊̊̂̌̈́̇̕͘ī̶͕̖̬̜̗̗̜̜̉̐̊̂̀̆͛̈͘͘l̶̢̦̠̟̐̀̏̀͋͑̊͜l̶͓͔͉͚̬̞̺͔͎͖̘̱͎̅͝ ̸̨͕̤̬̭̪͇̠̙̰̬̺͕̑̊̎̎́̓̎͜ͅb̸̛͙̜̋̈̈̅̌͗̉͋͋̍̏͑͛ę̸̰̳̬̞̼̝̙̮̪͇͔͜͠ ̵̡̨̮̣͕̑̓͛́̍͊͗͘͝ẖ̷̥̺͗͗̊̃̾̿͛͗́̔̈́͠͝ư̷̙̖͎̥̥̯̹̘͍̖͔͐̈́̐͐̓͌̓̾̅̇̈́̈̐̚͠m̴̨̢̧͚͚̱̞͉̯͙͓̳̹̩̪͋̍̔͂̈́̈́̎́̋̎͆̽͂̕ą̸̹͕̞̰̅̀̂̄̂̾̓͗̃̕͝n̶̨̠̖̹̞̮̫̩͕͖̖͈̑͋̿̋̔̉̉͂͆͗́̔́̕̚͜͜.̴̻͚̻̹̣͖̭̙͓̅ͅ ̶̻̑̌̾͌̈̊͆͐͊͑̓̅̕͝A̴̢͍̩̼͙̯̤̱̼͇͖̙̅͋̋̀͊͐͊̽͌͘̚͜f̴̛̛̣̟̺̺̲͚̰̪̝̼̹̭̦̊́̓̑̌́̅̾̀́t̵̡̜̦̯̞̭̝̖͕̲͕̼̫̫̱́̇̇̃̆͗͝ẽ̶̡̢͚̥͓̩̩̬̠̮̻̳̪̑̉̑͌͂̔̅͜r̷̨̧̰̯̜̞̤̥͉͇̤̾̈́̋͂̊̓̓̅̾̇̎ ̸̧̟̞̲̇͂̐̈̌͒́̃̿̍͋̔͘̕͝ą̴̢̜̲̥̰̪̯͇͎̺̩̥̱̓̃̈́͗̏̓͆̒͐̐l̷̡̧̧͔̠̪̟̻̖͚̩̿͊̅͂̂̎̈̆̅̓̋̕͘͜͝ĺ̶̢̢͈̬͔̣̖̬̣̩̦͔͚͖̫̅͒ͅ,̶̳̋̋ ̴͙̮̥͉͈̻͎͓̻̹̰͓͚͗̌̈́͒̀̐̔͂̆̐̍Ì̵͈̋̓̒̉̿̏͆͘ ̸̨̯͂ͅc̸̛̼̞̘͆̽͛̐͐͗̈́́̿̋͛͊̔͘͝o̶̡̫͉̻̝̻͖͕̭̩̼͉̎̋͛̏́̌̒̏͌̍̏̇̏͛͝ṷ̵͎͖̒͂̽͝͠l̵̳̓͊̀̿́̅̈́̈́̇̈́̒̆d̶̢̡̛̙̱̳͙͇̪̮͍̣̙̤̫͛͗̆͋̇̊̌͝͠ ̴͔̔̍̄̇̚̕h̶̢̙͚̠̪̩̙̣̰̆̓̀̃̅͋͋̉͆̇͂͌̿͌̋ą̵̛̹͚̝̩͙͂̍̓͑̆̒̽͑̀v̷̢̢͓̬͖̙̝̥̪̎́̇̌̎̍̆̐̎͊̂͂̿̚͝͝e̴̡̜͈̜͍̩͓͎̗͓̖̊̀͆̉̊̋̊͘ ̷̬͇̙̥̜̘̥̜̙̪̓̓̊̔͜c̸̡͔̖͂̽̈́͠ȟ̴̗̬̼͍͔̗͂͌̿̕͘ḁ̴̖͊͌͌̓͝n̷̠͙̞̫̻͈͂̈̔̅̀͜g̵̡̧͚͎̖͉̗͔̹̞̑̈́̈́͒̾̚̕̕ę̵̩̪͓̪̖̩̼̯̦͎̫͙̐͝d̴͉͖͍͓̘̤̅̎̒̂̃̌̽̌̊̄̈͝͠͝ ̴̢̨̤̙͕͚͎̠̯̩̳̘͕͖̏͗̃͂̊̃͊̌͋̽͛̀͘̕͘y̶̙̔̑ŏ̸̻̯͙̯ử̸̢̧̗̤͔̩̻͍͇̂̒̓̓͌̀͆͝ͅr̵̡̫̠̓̊͊̋̆ ̸̟̉̔̀͑̓̈̊ͅD̸̨̨̺̣̲̭̀̄̓̅̌́͑̈́̚N̷̡̛̙̟̬̼̈́́̓͑̍̋̅̍͑̀Ă̷̧̻̤̱̩̰̙̯̳̏̈́̿̽͒͊ͅ ̵̢̺̹̜̫̥̼̈͗͛̈̔̈́͑͆̿͆͘ẗ̵̨̤̱̗́͒̃̒̒͒͒͐͑ơ̴̡̙̤̠͋̿̃̍ ̶̡̳̼͈͔̦̗̂̈́͑̐̓ͅc̶̢̪̃̊̾̍̈́̔̈́͋̐̆̕͝å̷̛̯̦̫̙͛̊̔͆̍̄͑͝͝͝u̸̢̢͎̖̳̜̣͇̩̪͖̲̘͊̏ş̶̯̭̟̣̘̻̞͙͍̮̭̼̇͛͘͜͠ę̴̗̩̦̳̻̆̄̈́͆͌̆̆͝͠͝ ̷̡̛͓̗̊͑̌̈́̊̏͐̄͘͜͠ţ̸̤̘̞̰̫̠̣̻͙̬̣͎̲̗̯̔̃̈͒̓̏͑̎̇̃̇̄͘͘͠h̷̢̦͉̭̲̝̥̬͍̦͚͋́̄̔̏͑̈́̇͛̉̈̽̍͘̚ě̸̛͚͚̯̲͖̙̦͉̳̣̟͔̘̙̪̆̈́̑͘͝ͅṣ̶̝͇̅͌͋̓̉͛ę̷̛̻̭̼̰̱̺̰̜̼͈̙͔͔͔͉͋̂̇́͊͌̎̎̑̚ ̴̛͕̻̌̈́͌̉̈́́͑̋͌͘͘͘̚͠c̶̫̩̮̻̊͋͛̓̂̉̈́͆̀͐̋̉h̸̫̳̪̟̫͚̠̗͚͚̠͓̜̽̍̄̃͋͐͌̍̏̆̈́͂́̇ȁ̴̢̭̪̰̬̻̥̇̔͌͒̿̈́̕̕͝͝ñ̴͉̳̺g̴̗͚̖̤̰̹̟̟̦̃̍̿͘e̵̥̗͍̠̯̮̼̼̗̞̝̳͉̼̎̑͂͗̒̔̓̊̀̏͆̅͘ŝ̷͓̫̝͓͇̍́́̑̈͂̾̾̒̔̚͝,̶͇̮̲͓͎̘͖͔͖̦̥͇͓̟̐ͅ ̸̨̦̰̻͉͙͍͙̥͉̜͓̭̯̱̱͐͂̃̆̉͋̒̌̃̐̈̌̊͠͝ŗ̴̧͈̭̮͖̿̄͊͂̈́̆͌̊̕å̵̧͔̬̩̣̻̥͈̼̹̞̝̣̙̪͓̇͆̆̾̀͒̾̾́̈́̋͘ț̴̨̧̢̢̪̤̝̰̲͖̫̈́̅͑̕h̵̰̤̊͋͒̃̇̿́̈̑̉̽̕͝e̶̘͈̣̪̔̿͊̆̀͌͛r̸̐̄̚͠ͅ ̴̱̝̱͎̦̙̱̝̼͔̹̩̱̉̈́̊͌͌̿̀̐̃́͆̅̌ṫ̸̨̛̻̮̭̺̝̊́̆̎̆̂̚͝͝h̶̨̛̠̜̹̖͍͓̪͖̗̤̣̥̤̞̔̾̑̀̿̎a̵̟̹͇͇̺̹̺͔̰̰͍̘͂̐̔̈́̑̏̋̂̈̑n̸̪͚̊̍͌̾̏̈́̐̀̌̓͊͛̕ ̶̢͖̟̰̝̱̪̙͚̲̍͛͗ͅs̵̡͂̀͐̋ứ̷̧̙̜̜̺͙̘͇̟̻̑̏̏́̒̀̌̌͘̕͝g̴͙̩̰̞͉͖̠̮̗̤͑̀͊͋̎g̷̯̯̳͚͕̽͛̂͊̏̾̀̎͛͛̉̚̚͜e̶̙͎͎̰͙̅̿͆̏̀͛͌̍́̑͝s̸̡̗̯͂̀͑̌̎̂̂̋̓̋͊̇͛̚͘͝ţ̶̭͚̩͕͚͇͇̯̥̒̍̑ ̷̢̡̧̫̰̬̓͆ḯ̸̛͙̯͇͙̟͎̬̼̤̳̔̏̋͊͗͊́̎͘͜͠t̸̻̫̙̺̩͉͓̮̗͙̗͎̪͖̪͆͒ͅ ̷̛̰̱̩̾̌̎̒̾̿̚͝t̷͖̲͋̋͑̾̊͘ỡ̴̯́̈́̽̇̈́̇̀͂̅̕ ̸̡̯̮̠̝̯̗̪̖͔͈̞̱͙̙͋̓͌̈̈́̚y̶̰̟̌̍̔́͂̏̈̾̚ǫ̵͖͙̮͔̞͔̭̲̽͗̐̔͐͆̍̆̔͊̃͘̕͠ư̷̰̲̳̗͉͕̬̗̻̮͂̀̋̈́̈́̀́͘r̶̫̙͎̬͖̰̞̱̲̜̗̳̣̬̮͙̀̋̋̀̚ ̶̢̢͍̪̰̫̩͔̦͓͠͝ͅͅb̴̟̗͙̈̐o̴̧̡̬̙̩̟̩̗̱̥̗͍̹̹͐̀̊̏̎̍̿d̴͓̬̜͇̹̜͋́͊̈̃̓̐͒͛̆̕͠y̶̧̛̛̖̗̰̦̣̙̻̲̗͕̾̀̽́͛ ̵̳̬͍̮͓̤̦͎͔̝̖͕̰̅̑̄̉̿̐̕͘ǡ̷̢̛͎̝͛̋͛̒̔̀͛́̀́̐̕̕ͅǹ̴̮̟͉͍̝̙̱̲͔͙͍͙̹̙̏ͅd̸̡͖̣͑̚̚͝ ̵̨̝̲͇̥̟͍̫͆̓̆͘p̶̢̛̮̳̹̝̻̟̺̙̻͓̞͚̺̽͋͑̈́̈́̌̍̂̌͊́̊̚̚͜͠ų̶̢̦̮̜̤͇̗̦̞̝̻͉͇̣͓́̓̈́̈́͒̉̆͗͛̈́s̷̡̩̖͆́̉̽̽̃̍͝h̴̗̆͌̏́̐́͆̄̊̒̂̄̄̚ ̵̨̢̟̻͎͉̠̦̣̭̜̲̣̓͂̑̆̀̆̍͋͛̽̊͗̕͝į̵͙̱̞̮̩̳̂̆̽̍͋͜ṯ̸̯̻̥͖͉͑͌̒̾̊͋̃̌̍̚͝ ̶̧̡̼̲̱͙͈̼̱͚͓̙͗͜͜t̸̨̧̛̻̱̤̠̭̗̦͓͈̍̓̈́̓̊̓͌̄̈́ở̵͇̯̱̫̮̼̻͎͓̱͆̿̃̐͑̐̾͘͠͝ͅ ̴̧̠̝̓̽́͑̔̇̀̍͛̕͝m̸̡̗̬̮̺̯͙͔͇̒̓̊̆̈́́̆̚͘͝ͅå̴̛͇̪̞̜̭̥̹̤̗͋̄̂̒̒͝k̶̢̗̦͗̒̒̐̐͐̓̃͠ȩ̸̞̬̫̯͓̘̖̞̪̫̟̏̍͜͜͝ͅ ̴̗͓̝̱̯̳͉̻̫͈͓̹̗̳̒̏͋͑͑͂͗̕ͅt̷̡̲̩̔̚h̶̲͔̞͈̼̣͖̳̤̟̗͠e̶̪̗̣͎͓͚̦̼̭̥̲̗̖̤̦̐̎̀͌̋͜m̶̹̭̠̙̈͠.̸͕̱̜̞̼̘̘̬̰̲̫̗̍͆̑̈́̐̒͘͝ͅ"̷̡̩͓̱̳͈̰̽̈́̀̽͋̔͒͒̾̈́̈́̔͐̐́͜ͅ
(I would have thought you to be grateful to still be human. After all, I could have changed your DNA to cause these changes, rather than suggest it to your body and push it to make them.)
"You think that I should be grateful to still be human? I mean- yeah, I am, but how human am I, with these changes? Sure, I'm biologically still human, but- but humans don't have fangs, and humans can't- humans can't make sounds like I've been discovering that- like I've been discovering that I can!"
"̴̱̪̠̗͔̓͗̐̉̇ͅA̵͖̼̤̭̱̮͑̀̾̈̀̓͌̓̕͘͘͝ͅͅń̷̨͙̠͖͓͚̝̩̝͈̖̩̭̚͜ḍ̵̦͒ ̴̨̡̣̺͎̞͇̻̦͉̯̪͗̔͋́̒́̃͘y̵̢̖̞͕̏͂̋̓̈́͋͆̈́̎̕͜ǫ̶͈̲̪̣̖͖͚̠̜̉͜u̷̳̭̇̈́̓̔̑͐͠͝͝ ̵̲̤̅̃̆̀͊̍̽̕ṙ̷̢̧̝̗̱̟͚͚̮̤̙͚̙̿̀̅͐̀̑̄͝ͅe̶̳̮̬͋͆̒͑̿̚͝s̷̻̈́̔̾̿́̏̋̇̇͛̄͗̚͝e̶͕̼͐́̐̐͑̓̃̓ņ̵̱̻̰͉̫̯̤̈͑͜ţ̵̙͚͖̫̞͈̗̄̀̽͌͜ ̶̢̛̜̩̻̳̹̤͕̜̗̙͉̑̈́͌͂̓́̚͘t̴̞̭͐̐̈́͂̅̇̾̈́̄̔̚̕̚ḫ̶͊͊̐̎͒̾͝ě̴̛̪͓͖̤͖̞̯̘̦̖͓̗̱͎͋̀͝͝s̷͇̥̓̒e̸̞͖̪̹̺̬̗̠̅̔̉̆͗͊̓̾̀͂͐̀͘͠ ̵̨̡̛͙̺̪̰͈͇͚͙̗͍̮̄̅̏̒̒̈̍͐̈́̄͊͘͝c̵͎̣̩͙̘͉̥̜̘̅̓͆͑h̴̹̲̍̿̓͐̊̎́̐͐̐a̴̡̯̟̫̋͂̂͂́̀͋́̏͂̈̓n̸̳̙̹̥͝ģ̵̥̘̘̝̣͍͕̓̍̈͝ë̶̡̠̬̻̣͖́̆̓̓̏̂͊̐͋͑͝͠ş̷̡̝̣͚̻͈͙̺̥̼̠͚͌̽?̴̹̫̲͑͆̒͆ ̵͙̭̯̃̋̇̉D̵̢̬̺̬̩͓͍̣̟̃́̔͂͊͆̏̉̈́̽ͅͅọ̶̢̡͎̦̬̞͆̀̍̂̓̏ ̶̝̌̏t̶̡͇̞̫̪͉͙̞͚̫͙̯͎̜̒͒̇̔͋͘̚̕̚ḥ̸̰͕̤̦̟̠̦̈́͋͘e̵̗͐̄̄̆͌̑̂̉͒̏y̵̯̩͓͇̳̻͈̗̯͈͔͗͗̋̆̓͋̉́̔͗̅͘͝ ̸̛̣̯͕̰͙̮̋̏͐͂̃͗̈́̿̏̑̚n̵̛̬̺͍̝̬̒̈́̅͂̃͌͝ͅo̵͔͇̮̮̝̖͊̊̒̔̉́̔̎̆̄̆͜͜ͅṱ̴̞̗̗̮̦̫̙̤̼͍̭͈͎̀̽̄͗̀͝ ̵̡̰͔͔͎̹̺̫͔̫͍̠̻͎͒͑̀ä̸̢̲͔̮̠̭̬̱͚͎̩͎̍̇͋̕í̴͚̱̠͖̩̻͉̠̳͇d̵̢̫͈͙̥͕͚͖̺̞̥̦̝͑̍͆̀͆͋̔͗̐̃͜͝ ̶̨͙̞͛̽͛̋͊̚͠y̶̢̢̢̰̙̠̬̻̫̞̱͑̏̂́̉̈́̅͛͋͜ȍ̸̬̟̦̟̟̞̼̱̩͍̔͋̍͗͛̐̈̿̎̒̕͘͠u̴̢̦̗̳̠̣̲̅͒̿̋͗̑ ̸̢̡̬̩̦͇̈́̄̐̃͑̈́̏͘i̷̞̻̺͓̼̝̝͈̙̖̫̮̒ń̶̤͕̑̊ ̶̭̀̆͒̓͑̆͝y̴̡̘̞̘̳͉̝̹̝̹̽͒̆̃̈́o̵͈̝̘̫̦̱̲̣̭͔̫̬̤̓͜ư̷̞̗̙͖͙͎͆̔́͑ŗ̵̢̩̖̥͍̯͖͖̬͎̺̌̔͋̑ͅͅ ̷̛͓͕̟̣̬͕̙̭̪̹̜̤͂̌̈́̓͆̄̓q̸͎̩̻͓̭͆̆̉̕u̸̗̮̞̗̬̯͈̖̣̝̩̻̦͖͑̌͂͑͌̑̿̇̋͊̈́̉ẹ̷̛̦̳̪̓̌̏̑́̓̚͝ṣ̵̻͎̰̠̃͆͐͑̋̈́͊́̐͝ͅt̸͚̻̫̭̤̖̯͛͊ ̴̪̮̫̳̦̘̫̗͔̲̠͍̻̾̾͆̒̽́͌̕ͅẗ̵̨̗͇͓̤̮̮̫̙͚̙̻̳͊̏̀͐̚ͅo̴̲̓͂̅́̄̏̿̈̓̃̂̿͌͛ ̶̩̆̿̈̍̆̐͊̀̍͝ë̴̳̩͍̞͍͕̫̙͋̚͝ḁ̸̻̊̂̽s̵̢̥͕̪̯͆̉͛̏e̷̯͈̖̺͍̓͠ ̷̨̛͕̗̳̤̪̗͎̬̟͐͋̅̂̇͜ͅy̵͓͔̘̙̥͈͙͙͓͎̾̕ͅȍ̴̩͔͚̞̭̗̻͇͎̇͐̉̃̐̋̇̈̇͝͝u̸̡̜̮̜̳͓̱͚͈͂́͛̀̀̑͛́̈́̕ͅr̶̺̃́̾͆̂͛̑̀̔̃͌͘̚ ̷̨̡̱̭̬̼̱̣͖̩̙̫̹͓͆̐̽͒̒͒͊̾́̀̕͝f̶͇̈́̒̆͒̈́̐á̶͈͔͍͎̣̩̾̿͛̉̋͂́̾͜t̶̢̧̞͖͈͎̹̯̞͕̦̔͐̈́̓̈́h̸̭̲̟̞͌͊́̽̄͛̌͘̚ẽ̸͕͙̜̯̘̯̣̜̋͊̂ȓ̷̛̹̩̦̺̗̗͍̫̞̅̀̓͗͠'̵̢̛͚̼̹̮̩͚͙̬̺̖̫̣͍͗̉̑̀̆̈́̏̓̓͐͌̍͝s̴̨̛̝̗̓́̽͒͘ ̴̪̼̭̣͋̋̽́̽̊̋̂̉͑̕͝w̷̨̙̥͛̈́͝ó̴̼̰́̀͒͠͠ȓ̸̩͙̟̬̥̮̑̎̉́̏̿͆̄̂̋́͜͝k̴̗̦̤̫͉͚͉͍̟͇̥̦̦̮̏͗̌̿̈́͛̎̑̆̔̈́͠͝ļ̷̲̩̗̳͙͎͎̘̗̠̜̉̐̃̈́o̸̪̳͉͖̟̎̀̑̃̇̅̓̍̕ą̴̛̜͉̤d̵̛̗̬̰̭͇̠̔͆͆̉̒̀͒̈?̵͔̗̻̪̙̫̰͖̹̙͍͍̼̀͊̓͊̂̀̒̈́̚͘͝ͅ"̶̪̼̻̤̣̖̫̜͌͗͗̄̓͆͒̾̈̍
(And you resent these changes? Do they not aid you in your quest to ease your father's workload?)
"Yes, I do resent these changes! They may 'aid me in my quest', but- well. Let me outline it for you."
Despite not needing to breathe, as it was a dream, she took a deep, steadying breath.
"I was just going about my life, and, with no warning, everyone either seemed to be saddened for me or jealous of me, so I go to the one person who I'm almost certain will know why, and they tell me that I have been claimed, by a mystical personification of a city, of the crime capital of the world, that I hadn't even known existed! That by itself is already a lot, but then I find that my body has been changed without my knowledge, by the very thing that went and said that I belong to it! Of course I resent these changes!"
Turning away from the personification of Gotham, Barbara stared into the void around them.
Other than the 'waterfall' that had separated her from Gotham, and Gotham Herself, it was all just an endless expanse of a color.
It was difficult to determine which color, because it didn't have a color when you weren't looking at it, and if you just swept your gaze over it, it could appear either black, white, gray, blue, purple, or green.
If you actually tried to perceive it, to figure out which color it was, it would defy categorization at first, then seemingly settle into a spectrum of gray. Right beneath her feet was almost white, and as it radiated out from her, it got darker. The 'horizon' was almost black.
"̶͚͍͋̾T̵̥͊h̸̘̍e̶͔͋̚ ̴̨̫̈͛c̶̲̝̆̎h̵͒͜͝ȃ̴̢̛n̶̠̠̐̎g̸̖̐̄e̵̕ͅs̶͈̆ ̶͇̐ͅä̴̱́̊r̵̖̟̀̕ê̵͎͇ ̵̙͆p̸̖͎͝e̵̛̳͊r̸̘͖̈͝m̸̫̗̊a̸̮̩͋ṉ̵̞̌e̴̘̐͠n̴̪͓̐t̷̥̞̽,̸̲̽̕ ̶̢̑ą̶̃n̵̻̈̌d̷̃ͅ ̴̧̬͑̊c̴̻͗̌a̷̪͕͌n̸̤̓n̴̦̑̈́͜o̵͕͈͘ť̷͓͇̓ ̶̘̔ḅ̸̧́̈e̸͎̮͋ ̸̦͌́ȕ̴̠͓ñ̷̮͚d̷̰̦̊o̵̡̿n̵̢̄̕e̴̱͂̐.̴̲̱́ ̶̤͉͠W̶̟͗̉h̵̠͌a̴͕̅͂ͅt̶͌͋ͅ ̸̞̾͝w̸̳̞̉o̵͍̍u̸͙̐́ͅĺ̵̻d̶͈͌ ̸̡́̾y̴͔̽̈́ǫ̶͎͑ṳ̵̠̓̿ ̴̺͋h̶̫͂a̵̫̍̊ṿ̶̪̏ě̵̬̒ ̴̤̏m̶͍͓̅e̷͇͑̓ ̷̡͆͠d̴͉̱͋ō̴̺?̴̨͝"̷̬̼̈́͘
(The changes are permanent, and cannot be undone. What would you have me do?)
"What would I have you do? Well, not have changed me in the first place, but that's done and in the past, now. In fact, I think I would like for you to leave me alone. Just tell me one thing- are any of the changes going to keep going?"
"̷̡̻̏̆̃̍̀͆̅͌Y̷͍̬͖̼̻̰̎̽̅̒͊̉͘͜ḙ̶̽̈́̇̀͊̀̑s̸̪͚̤̭̦͔̠͛,̴̹̜̜̐̒̂́͝ ̶̖͙̀̆̍̈̈̏t̶̺̭̝̰̳͕͗̋͆͘͘h̴̹̠̜͇̀̆̇͠ȩ̷̠̼̦͇̺̼̞̽̂̽̒̋̚͝ ̸͖̟̐̀͂̔͋̒̕̚ȩ̷̛̹̭͈̠̓̈́̚ỳ̸̥̝̘̜̫̲̂͆̓͆̕̚͝ę̷̨̥̮̭̦̀͐̄̊͌̀̐̚s̷̢͙͔̬̘̲͍͔̓̇̈́̈̅̀̚͝ ̵̛̙̍̓̒̈́͠a̷̯̪̼͆̔n̷̬̔͑̂̓̑̋d̶̢̫͎̜̥͋ ̶̩̅͂͊̋͘̚v̷͇̮̖̓̋͂͆̿͝͝o̷͖͛̊͗͘c̵̡̝̮͙̉̇̊a̷̧͔͔̗͇̤̳̘̘̾l̷̦͕͉̙̔̕ ̸̨͍̖͓͈̯̫̙͊̽̀c̸̥͇̃͆͂͑ơ̴͖̙̜͙̦͎̟̥̊̈́̂̇̏̄̄̽ŗ̵̣̺̘̲̮̄͌̐̆͐̈́͑̔͝ͅḑ̴͕͕̩̪͇͇̦̇̐̀̒̀̇̑ş̷̜͎̟̠̹̓̅̏̃̔͂͘ ̵̧̟̱̤̬̟̞͛̅͑̽̽̂̔̽ẁ̵̛̻̯̼̤̭͓̝̋́͛̈́i̶̪̜͒̿̐̿̄̈́̀͝l̵̞͐̌̅̽͂ľ̷̢̥̤͐̓̋̀̽̚̕ ̵̡̫̤̝̥̈́̂͋̎͒͊̈́̓c̵̖͇̩̦͍͙͓̫̥̾̀͂o̶̢̦͐̀̿̈́͛̿͑ͅń̶̙̤͙̣͓̥̣̠̹t̶̠͎̀͝i̴̛̤̪̩̩̝̝̱̓́̍̀̄͋̕̚n̶͓̖̩̭̅̀̑̏̈́̉̕͝u̸͙͎͐̇̂̈̀͂͊̕ḙ̷̡͙̙̼͊͘̚ ̶̜̫́͛̌͝o̴̢̡̢̘͉͙͔̪̿̆̎̉̇̎͝ṋ̶̛̘͕̤͗͋̃̅̽͆͗̋ ̵̪̙̼̫̼̫͓͗̈́̾̇́̔̆̿͝c̸̨͕̫̻͎̖̫̱͆̈́̈̋̾̐͝ͅh̷͚̣̥̐̿͂̕ą̶͇̫͈͚̞̤͈͎͆̋͂̊͝n̵̯̳͂̽͗͒͂͠ġ̷̢̛͙̌̚i̴̞͇̤͉̋n̸̟͚͇̤̈́͂̏͝͝g̴̨̬̹̠̟̦͔̬̎̃́͊̊̄͗̆,̷̰̬̭̣̙̻̥̑̈́̉͑̕͠͝ ̴̛͎̦͓̱̗̣̗̠̮̈́̋̍̈̄̄ŭ̶̡̨͔̘̦̫͕̿̾̓́͜n̸̩̜͕̻̱̈̿̀̎̍̑̊͝͝ḽ̶̫͇̅̃̏͋͊̕͜͜ȩ̸̨͔͉͈̗̱̿͑͌̈́̓͘͜s̴̡̩̬̯̹̻͈̆̕s̸̡̼̦̤̩͇͎̣̉̆͛͜ ̶͕̃̔̑̚I̶͇͙̹̳͖̫̠͖̙̒̈̽̔̃̈́̑͘ ̸͈̣̬͙͕̻͎̦̌͋̔̾͒̆͝c̸̩̥̝̼̰̠͐̆͗͝ā̴̼̹̝͈̊́́̿͌̿͗̄u̶̲̰̲̞̐͑͗̀͗̐̑ͅs̵͎̘̬͕̘̤̞̠̞̏̀̀̂̃̂̋e̸͚͈̭̗͉̳̐͜ ̷̧̩̩̱͍͔͓̩̏̍̽̀̈́̊̆̐t̵̢͚̟̪̥͚̳̻̪̽̈̓͛̒͑h̸͙͙̣̝̹͊̊͒e̶̫̝̗̮̩͇͈͊̾́̆͊̀̃ͅ ̷̡͇̺̮̯̬͙͉̀͐̿̓̄̅͊͘a̷̤̘̋̎͑́̈̄l̶̛̺̺̠̱̯̈́t̶̡͈͉̅͑͑͜ę̶̩̩̯͆͆̎̇r̶̡̛̝̥͕̪͙̾͊͒̔̑̈́̚͝ą̵̧͎̹̹̈́̾̐́͐̀̕t̸͍̜̹̱̺͆͗͂į̵͔̩̭̦͔̺̹͖͌̇o̸̢̧̗͉̥̱͈͉̍̀͜n̸̢͓̹̱̙̰̜͎̾͛͛̎̂̈̕͘̚ͅs̴̫̐͐ ̵̬̂̀̎̃̀̚͠ţ̶̟̝͙̋̃̈́͆̍͛͝͠ǫ̵̦͖̀̅ ̶̡̙̰̦̜̪̎̆͑͝c̵̡̭̖̪̫̲͓̗͛͠ě̴̫͖̽́̈́̆̈́̒̓͝ͅá̸̡̹̣͚̈́̉̎̾́̄͝ͅs̵̪̦̞͐̈́̀̇̄ẹ̷̩̫͍͗̒̑̓̒̊̚.̵̞͐̔͐͆͐͝"̷̧̧̡̖͉̯̺͕̬̏̃͠
(Yes, the eyes and vocal cords will continue on changing, unless I cause the alterations to cease.)
"You can stop the changes from continuing? Why haven't you already done so? Haven't I made it obvious that I don't want the changes?"
"̸̤̘̹̥̆͠Ḭ̴̭̦̎ ̴͉͚͉͇̳͗̿̈́h̵͕̟̘̜͕̅̀̔͠a̷̧̲̘̜͗͋̽̾ͅv̶͇̞͋̋e̷̞̻̰͍͌ ̸̰̿͐̑̈͗a̶̙̲̝̬̓͌͗̀́l̵̫̳͐̂͛r̵̤̫̮̭̖̈́͗e̵͈̎̚ä̴̡͉̳̝̮́̆̂͊d̵͓̗̩̈́ẙ̴̧͈̗͌̚͘̚ ̷̡͇̪̠̽̉ǫ̶̠̆f̸͇̈͜͝͝͝f̶͙̟̘͈̓ͅe̴̞͓͍͖̐̑́ṇ̴̢̭̓͆d̴̡̢̈́̈́è̸̦̟̘̯̀͝d̵͓͙̎̄̄͑̚ ̶̯̻̆͜y̶͙͓̫͕̿̊́́ǫ̶̛̩͖̬̰͆̆u̴̢̠̤̦̪̅ ̴̲̲̠̭̓̓̾̋̓ȯ̴͚̳̇̋̕͜ṉ̴̼͘c̶͚̠̪̜̽̍͂̈̇͜e̶̳̎̓̍͝ ̸̡̬̠̹̪̈́b̷̝̣͇̃̍̄͝y̸̡̝̭͓̻̾̈ ̸̱̟͎̲́̄ͅc̴̠̈́́̈́̕ẖ̸̨̙͖̹̿͂̐͒̍a̸̞̤͓̟̞̎͋͛n̵̡͈̹̯̍̅͑̕̕ͅg̶̬̭̋̊̐́̂í̸͔̘̩͌̀̏̅n̵̠̞̭̭̉ḡ̸̯̬͛ ̷̢̰̝̏y̵̩̓̎̅͂̚o̸̡͈͌̄̊͝u̸̲̻͖͉̬̿ ̵̺͝ͅw̴̢̡͇͛͐̈́̃̈í̸͎͙̹̎́͊̚͜t̸̩̝̂h̸̦͗ŏ̸͉̟ű̸̦͇̗͓̀͘ţ̶̣̩̹͉̆̾͛ ̶̫̽́y̷͓̍̏͒̃͝o̸̦̰͋ư̷̡̙̟͍̂̿̚r̴͚͔̯̻̱̈́̾̾ p̸̥̑͛ë̴̹͚́̿̂̏̚͜r̶̡̢̥͘ḿ̴̨͉͖̞̃̏ĩ̷̘̳̮͆ş̸͎̦̲̃̽̿͠͠s̸̱͖̮͑̄̈̔̕i̸̯̿͛̓ǫ̷̻̞̯̤͛n̶̝̪͔͒͑̔͑̎.̴̙̝͕͈͊͑ Ì̷̲͋͘ ̶̛̩̑͆̕â̸̗̞m̸̡̥̪̖̈́̐͆̂ ̵̣̯̗̻͑̾́ṇ̶̨̭͆̐ö̷̧̯͙́̋̋̒́t̴̺̬͙͑͗͜ͅ ̶̜̯̣̹̐̂̑͐͘k̵̼͍̘̻̭͋̈́̒e̷̠̋̀̓̏̆ë̷̲̝́ṇ̷̃̒̓ ̵̖̝̗͕̞̈͌̉̿͠t̵̪͇̖̆ǫ̶̣̻̼̳̓̽̔͠ ̸̠͚͇̓̇̇̑r̴͎͖̲̯͇͋͝e̷̤͗̅͘p̶̭̹͖̱̊͑͊̄̊e̷̞͗̏̎̕a̴̦͔͌̿́ț̸̡͓̭̃ ̷͇̔̑̀͝͝m̶̨̩̜̾͝y̷͊͊͜ͅ ̸̛͍͉̓m̶̫͔̉i̵̟̾ͅs̶̜̥͓͈̅̓ṭ̵͈͉͙̫̾͌̅͗̐a̷͎͍̒̽͊̌k̵̛̤̗̍̈́͋̄ȩ̸̗̪̭̾̓͝s̵̨͒̉̍͘.̵̱̍̋̀̐"̴̫̟̅͒͆͝
(I have already offended you once by changing you without your permission. I am not keen to repeat my mistakes.)
"That is sensible enough, I suppose," Barbara grudgingly admitted. "Still, I would have you cause the changes to stop."
The personification of the city of Gotham bowed her head slowly but steadily in assent.
"̵̧̲͕̋̊͊͊̑̕͘Ṭ̸̹̥̪̗̲̳̱͋͆͒̓h̸̝̤͍̱̝̻́ḛ̵̗̜̾n̸̡͎͙̰̝̬͚͙̐̏ ̸̢͍͎͖͗I̶̙͓͖͙̦̗̠̺̅ ̸̢͖̬͎̦͕̟͔̄͆̄̽̚s̷̊͑̽̉̈́͑͜h̵̟̎̾ͅá̴̲̤̍̓̀́̆͘l̶̡̙̖̻̝̗̩͐̀͆̊̋̑̕͝ĺ̶̛̠̈́̽̐̑͝ ̸̡͚̠̍͋̐̑̈́͋͠e̷̹͍̬̙̫̲͗̈́͌̇̿͌̀͛ņ̴̻̜͍̝̯̻̼̓̐́̈́́͊́̽a̷̼̫͔̫̞͌́̾c̷̳̈́̆̐̑̓̆́t̸̥͆̑̅͌̄̈́̏͠ ̴̫̘̃̈t̵̨̧͔̲̲͌̑̈́͊͑͝h̴̛͖͙͍̽͝͝e̶̲̬͚̖̤͙͆̍ ̸̛̳̻͇͔͉c̴͉̿͗̚ȩ̴͇̲̱̠̘̈́̚s̸͙͍̯̬͖͎̬̙̒̇̋̑͋͂̈́̉s̸̻̮̥̟̑ạ̴̧̈́̾̔̽̉̓ṯ̷̨͔̱͔̻̈́̿ì̴̘̪͙͔͇̩͙͈͒o̶̧̤̜̲̗͎̖͌ͅņ̷̡̥̘̙̝̻̜̋̎ ̵̡͇̖̘͙̫͗̾̈͘͝͠͝ő̸̩̼͍͔̙̇̀́̇̀f̵̛͉̘̥̝͜ ̴̖̲͈̱͉̼̓̅̓̒͐̆̽̽ţ̸̻͍̣̿̓͛̍̿̽h̴̡͍̦̺̙͍̪͛̾̽̈̅̚e̸̻͉͗̔̆̔̽͊ ̷̨̓͊č̸̲̲̞͙̏͊h̴̳̩͉̜̖̼͖̔͗̇͋̍̂a̸͎̲̳͈̿̾̅͛̌̎͘͠n̸̡͎͎̲̄̀͒̍g̵̗̘͠e̸̡̺̭͉̦͐̾̐̒ṡ̷̪ͅ ̵̧̉͒â̷̛̗͖̓́̐͘s̷̺̦͍̥̯̿ ̵̧̤͖̼̟̣̹̥͋̾̀̉͊̄̓̒s̶̢̨̛̤͇̮̉̍̐̍̍̈o̷̰̦̖̻̼͖̤̔̏̿̇̔̀ͅǫ̴̢̲͎̖͒̅̈́͌̊͋́͘n̷̢̛͖̺̫̘̫̙̍͐͑̚ ̷̲̯̣̔ͅą̷͇͓̱͛̑̇̈́̊̆̐̈́ͅş̶̡̥̝̳̯̙̔̽̏ ̷̤̍̍͆̈̾̚͝t̶̡̟͇̗̥͖̹̔̌̓̄̆̽́̚h̷̡̨̦͍̱̻̜̿́̈̑̈́́͝ẹ̶̥̌̑̽͊̉͐̏y̷̩͓̐̅̉̃ ̸̧̖̺̩̺̐̀͗̄̚͝r̶̗͍͌͒̃͜e̷̛̝̙̲̳̒̉̇̄̈͛̇a̸̢͍͎̖̐̈́c̵͈̜̣͇͖̤̿̆̐̽̄̚͝͝h̴̛̟̦͓̮̝͚́̏͜ ̸̜͎͚̯͕̫̽̈͛̕͠a̸̮͖͙̾̌̌͘ ̶̳̱̑̏̓̈́̽s̴͔͖̯͖̿͐͝ă̶̮f̵̞͋̀̃̓̑e̶͖͋̓ͅ ̸̝͛́b̷̧̧̠̱͚̽̑̒̏̎̕ͅa̸̖̻̔s̷͙̰̊̊͆̓̍͝ͅe̷̳̘̠̙̻͚͖̾͛̒̑̂͌l̷̥̑̚i̸̭͑̃̇͑͝ņ̷̰̣̺̾̐̊̈͠e̴̼̪͓͍͓̋͗̉́.̴̢̠͓͚́̔̂͌̂̾͐"̶̥͊̅̿́
(Then I shall enact the cessation of the changes as soon as they reach a safe baseline.)
"What. I- what do you mean by that? Once they 'reach a safe baseline'? What does that mean, and why can I already tell that I won't like it?"
Ḍ̵̡̗͉̦̊̒̂̀͛́͘ě̵̬̫́̆̽s̴̡̧̢̡̠̩͛͊̓̏̈͆̽p̴͍͋̈́͌̃̀̃̒́͝į̴̮̤͍̱̠̱̱̎́̽̏̿́͘ͅt̸̢̘̺̰͕̰̫͎͕͆̀̉ę̶̛̗̱̲̼̮̫̗͙̞ ̸̢̡͇̳̥̬͖̦̜̃̔n̶͈̲̉̑͊̓̈̐̓̕ơ̷̦̗̲̹̾̽t̷͍̠̙̠̤͌̈̂ ̵̙̣̺̪̗̼̘͚̋̈́̅͆̑̃̂b̸̡̘̩̻͚̍̑̎̓́̃̊̄͜͝e̴̺̽̊̓̈́̊͆͆͑̑̍ḭ̴̡̗̲̂̀̐́̐̂̚̚̕̚ͅn̸̨̡̛͍̳̜͎̥̫͈͎͐̇́͗͐̀͘̚ģ̷͘ ̶̺̅͒͒̔͂͋͘b̴̨͔̙̈́́i̸̢̱̜̘̫͕̼̇ơ̶͓̜͉̹̺̎̑̓͛͂̿͝l̵̪̪̱̜̓̐̀̾̐̆̏̕ớ̷̧̪͈̙̜͙̝͖͇̺̈́̑͛͌̃͊͘ǵ̶̨̛̝̬͈͙̹̣̭̌̈̌̽i̴̤̹̟̠͈̮͓͔̅̊̐̆̚c̴̰̹͙̉̆͜a̶͓̹͈̟͂̀̈́͝͠l̴̡̯͔̱̳͈͎͚̑͛͗́́̀̀̕͜ͅ,̷͕̘̪̑͊̎̓̊̓͘͝ ̸̡̤̳͚̼͓͖͒̆͊̄̏̍̓̇̌t̶̫͓͇̹̬̰̥̓̄̐̈́̈́̔̏͠ḧ̷͉͉̻̫̦͙̪̏̃ẹ̸̡̓ ̴̯̳͇̺̀͛̾͑̎̈̇͜͠ç̵̳̩̙̐̍̂̽h̶̨͉̳̖̼̲́a̶͇̽̾n̶̨̧̧̬̺͖͈͒̈́g̴͇͔̙̥̼̲̘̮͆̇͒͊̇͜͜͠ẻ̵̼̩̪̜̬͓̔̍͑͊͗ͅş̷̤͔̦̄̐ ̶͎͉̦́̅̋̔̉͑͑̅̀ä̷̙̯̝́́́̈̔̈r̶̨̼̼̻̗̗̀̓ȅ̸̩̈́ ̶̡̢͍̹̘̳̥̺͚͇͛́͌̀͗̅̓̎́̚s̷̢̢̭̥̖̬͛͗̓̈́̅̃̈́̆͝͝t̶̢̼̅̓̒̈̈́̎̒̓̀͝į̶̨̨̠̥̬̳̻͓̬͐̈́̃l̸̥̤̲͖̎̊ḽ̵̖͙̖̮̺̀ ̸͍̪͒͋̾ạ̵͍̐͒̈́̆̏̈̓̚̚͜͝l̶̰͕̹̱̟̽͋͑͐̿̃t̸̨̢̛̝͔̱̭̖͍̣͊͒̚͠ë̵̛̼̰̭̮̤́̄͑͒́̎̄͘̕ŗ̵̨̬͉̬̈́̀̾̿̈́͂ă̴̰̺̫̝͊̑̓t̴̙̱̆̌̇̿̉̉̈̍̚͝ì̶̦͙̟͎͗̀̊͑̕ố̵̧̩̻̝̟̺̐͌̈̈́̿̑͜͝ͅn̵̼̟̬̞̮͙̥̬͉͆́̑͌͐̿͋̀͌̈́͜s̷̛̹͚̱̓̆ ̶̤̹͖̖͚̹̰̆ţ̷͚̤̻̺̜̄͗̕ö̶̭̜̼̬̗́͌ ̶͔̼̲̹̠̰̘͊̄̏̃͆͆͝ỳ̸̠̳̣̰̙̆̃̄̚͘̕͝͝ö̴͇͔̬̬̗̯̺̺͕̃̑̏̋̄̈́ṷ̴̡̧͙̩̫̒̒͝ȑ̴͙̻̩̲̝̈́̐͐͂͂̌̄ ̷͙̎̋̐̾́͋͘͠p̸̮̼͇̹͇̺̟̮̘̫̓ḥ̷͈̘̹͈̻̞͖̒y̸̲̪̱̗͆͗̿̈͌̈́̓́ș̴̛̟̹̀͛͛̑́͑̂̎̇i̷̡̛͉͕̰̱͜c̵̡̧̝̹̩̦̞̼̩̃̈̅̐̆̋̀a̶̛̠͍͔̹͒̾̾͗̔͒͠͠l̶̢̧̻͎̝̥̫̔̀͆̿̒͝ ̸̡̨̛̫͇͕̗̪͙͗̊̀ͅf̸̂͆̏͋̈́̊͜ǫ̸̤̠͇̜̝̗͋̍̈́̂͗ř̵̛̗͔͖̳̣̥̍͛̇̈́͘͜ͅm̸̢͈̝̦͍͙̜̝̭̔̄͝.̵̺͓͇̳͔͖̣̖̟͉̓̄̓̉̑̄͗ ̴̱͈͙͔͒͜Ơ̵̰͓̮̱͈̙͛̐͋̆̂́͊͊̚f̴̫̻̲̬́̑͆̿̈́̇̀̏͘͜͝ ̶̯͓͔̜̩̰̮̦̜͊́ͅc̴͇̝̪̉͋̉͝o̵̪͕͂͛u̷͇̹̣͚̻̮͉̜͝r̷̢̩͓̯͖̮̅͗̉̕s̵̱̪̊ȩ̷̝͔͔́́̒́̉̒͛͠ ̸̤̲̪̰̌̉̇͝y̷̱̠̣̹͂̾̅́͆͛̕͜o̶̙̩̲̼̔̉̽͂́ͅú̸͚̣̱̳̤͉̆̂̂̀̈́͊́̓͌r̶͔̼̱͆̑̅̆͆͂̉̕ ̶̛̟̟͓͕̙̺̘̱̮̝̈́̍́̍̌̊̉͝p̸̣̥̀̆͋h̷̛͉̫̣̯̮̾̇y̶̡̧̢͉̬̗̳͙̖̪̍̔̀̍͝s̵͈̫͗̍͐̀͛́̀̉͌̽ị̸̞̥̞̯̜͔̘̖͛͆̐̓̈́̔͑̕c̴̜̰͍̱͔͍̿̍͝á̸̢̻̼͍l̷̢̮̣̣̏ ̸̹͚͚͆f̷̛͉̥̃̏̔́̂̊ơ̷̜̫͕̝̙̫͔͘r̷̠̹̮̦̱̳͓͗́m̶͍͙̖̪̯̰͍͍̈́̔̎͊̓͝ͅ ̵̢̱̺̦̪̗͈̣̋̅̍̈́̇̍͆̾̚͝w̸͓̍̊̂̂̆̔̍̂̐͠o̸͉̝͗́̄̔̈́̇u̵̫̣̯̫̺͚̮̦̒̍̍l̵̮͎̘͍͈͇͐̿̂́͜d̴̮̰̟̝̫͓̱̲̦̖̕ ̶̺̦̼̲̪̞̀̔͐̿b̵̬͇̹̞̺̠̪̄̈́͝é̷͇̱̳̫̠̲̮̟̄̐͑ ̶̨̡̨̛͍͙̺̯́̿̃̀̉̄ű̷͈͎̣̮̩͕̼͎̗̾͌̄p̴̡͔̦̯̹̼̗͖͓̈ṣ̶̘̣͓̦̝̜̺̅͌͝é̶͎̫̖̂̉͜t̵̪͚̦̟̹͉̲̓̅̓̾̍̎̊.̷̛̣̬͙̣̍̂̆͘͘"̸̞̺̃̃̆́̕̕͝
(Despite not being biological, the changes are still alterations to your physical form. Of course your physical form would be upset.)
"Right. That- unfortunately, that makes sense," Barbara sighed, pacing around in the not-quite-nothingness of the not-quite-dream.
"How much more will I be changed before it comes to a safe baseline for you to stop it?"
"̶͎̓̀͆́͌Ỳ̵̱̝͎͓̆ọ̸͊͋̐̃͘ͅù̴̢̱̺̻̀̃͘r̶̬̤͕̤͉̗̓͒͐̉̽̾̒̕ͅ ̵̲͚̻̯̜͙͎͗͒̾̏͜t̸̰̬̼͍̝̦͓͊̀̀͒̍ͅȩ̵̘̥͔̯̃é̸͖͍̤̲̝ţ̵̺̘͙̗̾̆ḥ̴̬̣̤͂̋̓͑̃̉ ̴̲̻͓̹̹͚̙̝̈̄̓͘w̷͎̭̗͊̊̅̍͊i̴̜̊̑͝ļ̷̣̟̤͗̃l̴͖̗̏̅̂̅͗͠ ̸̧̞͚͈̖̩̼̳̇͂̏̉̄̋̈̚ḅ̴̟̭̝̗͐̆́͜͠e̵̱͙̾̏̀̚͠͠ ̵̨̡̩̼̻̰͑͝s̶͙̮͉͖͊̇͋̕h̷̢̝̬̠̥̪͂͑͘͜a̵͕̋́r̷̜̥̦̿͘p̷̛̪̠̙̳͙̌̈̀͜,̶̧̹̤͕̖̥͒̒͂̀͒͝ ̴̻́̊̏̀̆̾̚̚͜y̷̗͍̺̅̍͒̊͝͠ȏ̶͉̜̭͈̜̺͝ͅṷ̸̧̭̰̼͓̝̬̉̒͒̓̂͠r̸̛̬͔͈̲͛̈́̌̿͝͝ ̸̡̪̮̤̮̉̈́̽͘͜ẻ̵̛̜̳̬͍̊͝y̶̹͇͂̽͒̓͒̍͋ẹ̷͋̅̓s̴͖̭̼̈́͌́̂̉́́̚ ̷̱͗̋̕͘ẅ̶̧̰̬̟͍̳́͆̂̿͛̾̐͠í̴̡̛̛̦͖̮̗̘̯̏͋̈́l̸͙̅͆͘̕ļ̶͔͊͛̕ͅ ̴̛̰̗̩͎̘̠̎̓̈́͌s̸̻̦͈̋̔̇ḣ̶̖̘͈̦̍̋̐̽̋̄i̶͇̹̣͓͖̠͆̌̎̓n̵̛̗͕͊̐͛͗̌e̷̺͍̾̑͛̀͊̆ ̵͇̼̗̲͚̳̫̈̌̆̓͐̌ì̵̻͖̹̑͝ň̸̦͖̺̥͓̹̩ͅ ̴̣̯͇̻̼̰̔̉́́̿ͅt̶̖͚̬̲̀̆͐̾̓͝ḥ̶̛̘̱̣̹̺e̶̠̫̎̊͑͗͗ͅ ̴̛̜̫̮̱͘d̷̡̯̖̥͎̣̲͙̒̄ã̵̛̗͔̣̠͑̃r̶͎͈̔́k̴̨̙̦̘̻͋̔̃̏͂͘n̵̲̟̩̬͎̯͂̈́̃͒̓̚͘e̶̻̫̜̽̓s̴̨̩̖̘̣̖͇̩͌̃͠s̴͉̤͠͝,̷̢̯̩͉̫͚̅̇̂̾͆̒̓ ̸̢̖̳͉̘͔̀̌̐͛̍̌͜͝ǎ̵͔͓̪͓̠̭͕͖̐̑́n̴̺̝͍̯̱̈̏̂̃̌̕ͅd̷̟͓͚̻̥̆͒ ̶̤̞̤͔͚̺̩̲͑͂́y̴̢͖̻̹͆͝ō̵̬̫̓u̶̡͈̖̐͗͛͑̈́̕ ̵͚͖̤̋̒̄̀͋́̾ş̸̨̩̥̣̖͈͊̅̄h̵̨̞̲͉̬͙̑̂͜a̵̲̼͊ļ̴̺̬̫̈͛̄͛͑͛̄̅ĺ̵͓̱̞̪̱̏̃͛͛͠ ̴͙̆́̃̑̎̕ḧ̶͙̮̩͑̇̈́̕͝ä̸̘̼̦̪̍́̈́̋̆v̸̛̜̘͍͓͉̜͎̮̑̇̀͘̕͝͝e̵̢͙̬̙̔͜ ̴̨͔̰͉͖̟̦̫̿̓̾͒͋͝ẗ̵̝̯̯̦́͆h̵̨͖̦͙̺͎̑̅̇e̴̯̬͚̱̘̺̦̓̈́͝ ̸̹͚̞̭̦̦̻̓̊͊͜a̶̢̛͈̱̣̥̯̘͆̔̚b̵̗̾̍́̑̓̑̚͠ḯ̴̞̱̝̰͍͚͈̞͌̓̐̉͝ľ̸̛͉̥̌́̾͆̿͘i̶̝̟͘t̶̜͇̯̎̅̓y̸̢͍̝̟̟̙̱̙̿̑͠ ̵̙̌̈́͆̓̈t̵̗͔̫̣͍̾͊͜o̵̯͉̱̅̃̾͜͝ ̸̙̘̰̰̉͊̎g̴̜̖͖̟̞̔̀̉̑ŗ̷̩̉́͋̈́̈̀̂o̷͖͎̝͖͙̯͐w̷̠͕͖̻̯͑̋̑̂̋͑̀l̶̨̡͓͚̯̮̤̮͌̕͝ ̴̧̢͎̹͓̩̀͐a̴͖͑̔̍̌͘͝n̷͍͆͌d̸͍̥͓̩̹̥̩̈́̓ ̸̖͇͓̥̿́p̵̢̨̰͉͍̆̏͑̽̂͗ů̷̞̤̅͜͝r̴̡͖̯̙̾͋̈͗͑͂̕r̷̳̯̮̩̕ ̵̘̘̈́̍b̸̺̮̬̠̙̭̘̾̋o̵̧̐̎͐̚͘͠ẗ̶̨̩̹̠̟̯̤́̄̐̍͜h̸͍͎̲̞̐͊̈,̴̺̿̅̏̂̀͗͘ ̸̧̹͍̃̔y̷̹̆͗e̴̯̣͙͒̆̅̀͒͠t̷̼̗̮̪͖̱̤̂̿̓̅͋͘ ̷͚̗́̄͝ý̵̢̨͙͖̳͐̎̾͛̔̀̚o̷̼̣̜̗̮̥̝͋̍̉ú̸̧̹̖̬͖̩̊̏ ̶̡̢̢̤̥̞̳̉͌̎ṡ̵̟̮̳̰͉̍̐͑̈́ḧ̵̞̰̳͎́͋̓̑̑̉̐͝a̴̡̧̯̖͐̒͋̈́̄̍͑͗l̵͎͉̇̀ļ̷̳̺̦͈̬͓̆̌͝ ̵̛̹̮̥͙͎͔̹͂͋̈́͑ą̷̞̤̦͕̲̦̖̎̐̈́̕͝p̶̱̜̟͈͎̫̱̂̿̆̎͂͌͠p̶̗̤͖̱͇̌̈́̀͊̽̌ȅ̸̛͔̠̱̪̿́̃̆̈́͘a̶̺͇̖͉̳̹̘͛r̷͎̲͝ ̴̜̳̹̳͕̿̈͌̇̂̑t̶̜̺̘̥̻̃͐́͑̍́̋̑o̶̧̖̬̻̲̓̇̌ ̶̢̞̱͈̻͖̝̋̅̚b̶̧̧̪͉̓͊̌͂̉͠ͅe̸̤̐̂̏̓̀̃̔̈́ ̶̨̗̒̑͒͌͘̕ṅ̸̫̳̗̈́̾̃̏o̴̧̮̣̱̔t̴̨̡̙̘̟̍̅̌͆̚͜ḧ̴̢̜̥́̅̿̈͝i̴͇̽̐̍n̵̮̦̘̈̏̊̾g̴̡̬̃̇̎̓̕ ̴̧̢̢͕̲͍̇̔͂̆̕̚͝͝m̸̨͖̗̪̻̽̈́̌̋̒ͅŏ̵̢̝͉͎̈́̀̔͋͐͝͝r̵̟̖͍͍͛̋̍̿̽̓̑̏ě̴̛̝̱̱̥͌͜ ̴̛̱͎̠͖̑̉̅̽͘̕͠ṭ̵̀̑͐͐͗͜͝h̴͖͓͓͚̟̼̏̊́a̶͙͕̮͍͖̓̄̆̾̚͠n̴̛̫̗̞͔̓̒̎͛͗ ̴̳̥̭̼͛͂̑͌͠a̸̲̲̣̝̙̟͎͂͐̄̑̂͛͘͜͝ ̶̪͝b̵̳̮͚͓̣̜̅̇a̶̝̮͔̙̗̭̜̎̽̐̈́͊̀͌͜͠s̴̡̗̜͙̬̻̦̈́̀͌̉̂̕͝e̶̫̖̺̥͉͖͓͙̿͑̏̀l̴̰̽͝ì̶̡̛͙̘͈̪͆̓͂͒̃͘n̸̳͖̩̈́̅̾͂̌͝e̸͈͊̃̽͑̐́ ̵̯͍̩̗͔̜̲̋h̷͖̼͇̩̺̼̻̊͊̍̍̒̔͠u̸̲̟͑́͆͋m̵̧̳͇̭̪̩̺̖̔̄a̴̠̠̟̝̼͂̔̈̆n̵̳̫̜̰͉̺͔̱̾̀̈́̊̏̒̚.̸̮͓̼̀̾̉̈́̓̔̀͜"̵͓͍̤̝̰̄̇͒̍̈́̽͌͝
(Your teeth will be sharp, your eyes will shine in the darkness, and you shall have the ability to growl and purr both, yet you shall appear to be nothing more than a baseline human.)
"I'll look like nothing more than a baseline human, just with sudden heterochromia? Okay. Fine. But what about more than visually? My classmates, my teachers, strangers in the street, knew that you had ĉlaimed me!"
The speed of her pacing sped up, and wild, flailing gestures that punctuated her words joined in.
"If it's some aura or whatever that Gothamites can read, or see, or whatever, I don't want it! Do I have to suppress it? Can I even do that? Tell me that there's a way for me to seem to be nothing more than a normal Gothamite!"
The personification of Gotham clearly didn't understand why Barbara wanted to seem to be nothing more than normal, or why she was so upset that She had altered her physical form.
Barbara did not understand why She had done this to her in the first place, or why She was bothering to try to make it right with her; she was just a normal person, nothing to motivate Her to bother with her, the upset, little, insignificant, mortal.
They didn't understand each other, but that was alright; they were trying to work together, to resolve this issue as best they could.
"̶̧̢̞̹͚̻͔̥̜̼͗̐̆͂̃͌́̀̀̄̕͜T̷̡͕̗̲̙̯̔̋͆͛ȟ̶͓̌̈́͠͝ͅē̸͖͖̙͎͈͇̠̏r̵̨̧̧̦̺̜̼͉̙͍̪̉̈́̓̀͆ȅ̴̛͚̮̙͖̯̱̪̣̩̀̋̃̂̒̌͋͘͜͜ ̶̛̬̖̲͎̯̞̪̟ͅi̸̞̞̜̰̼̼̫̭̹͆̍̒̿̌͌ș̵̡̞̜̹̝͉̭̞̗̊̅̏̌̓̆͜ ̷̀͛̈́̏̇̍͊̈̎̾ͅs̵̨̜̯̰̀͒͘͘ư̶̧̡̗͚͎̬͎̯̞͙͂͌͌̔̈́̈́̽̚c̵̢͚̜̫̯̬͚̈́̿h̴̝̝̹̰̣̦̯̖͈̗̎̌̔͊̽͗ ̶̫͖̈́͂͑̃̿͋͌̈͠a̸̧̙̞̫̥̩͖̞̼͗̾̌̽̃̚ͅ ̴̻̰̣̂͒̅w̴̨̙͍̺͚̫͇͖̭͗̈́̑̄̈͆́͒̈͝͝a̴͙̎̆͐͗̑ý̸̢̝̤͉͉̞͎̜̫̂́̀̑͗̕͘͜͜,̵͚̖̥̄́̀̐͌͋̈̿̏̒̚ ̷̦͗̓͆̐͗̓̿͘t̵̡͍͇͕̠͕͓̰̏ḫ̷̨̣̥̲͎̊̈́o̷̡̭̝͐̒̓̎̿̇́̋͐ų̵̟͓̯͉͚͚̝̠̣̮͑͌̈́̑͝g̶̢͔̔̐̓̾̎̓̍̍̇̍ḩ̷̧̛͔̻͗̓̇̈̓̌ ̷̱̪̰̝̙̗̫̱̱̲̍̽̚I̷͓͋́̓́̅͘͝ ̴̦̓͗̆̀́́̀c̷͚̰̊̂͂͝a̵̛̲̺̹̼̺͎͑̎̓n̷̨̛̛͓̥̖̺̩̯̰͂̕n̵̙̬̜̏͗͘ȭ̸̧̡̱̤̞͙͎͊̈́̚̕t̴͖͔͔̄̎̔͐̏̂̈ ̸͇̤̳̹̟̻̂͆i̶̦̬͎̰̰̠̫͒̉̅̒̌̂n̴̨͕̗͎͕̜͇̩̦͂̊̈́̾̈́̅̂̐͜͝s̵̛̛̻͉̿̓̂̓̏́̕͝͝ẗ̴͚̗̪̹̝̺̗͉̈͛͊̕ŗ̸͈͍̘͇̹͉̭̈́̋́ù̸̫͕̫͚̻͖̀̍ç̷̱̥̲̲̥̓͗̽̓t̵̠̻̖̀͌̒̒͗̉͑̄̋͠ ̸̧̥̭̠̘̜͖͒̔ý̸͓͕̱̫̟̲̬̠͛̃̍ó̶̡̢͊̀͐̽̈̃̊̈́̕̕u̷̢̧̞̖͊̓̇̆̏̀́͒͋́͝ ̴̛̞̉̏̐͐̂̾̓̚i̷̢̦͇͓͓̹̙͓̦̾́̀͐̀̑̂̚n̸̩̙͍̮̝͚̪͕̿̈͂͂̈́͆̈́̿̕̕ ̵͍̬̲̼̪͇͊͑̐̄̎̒́͘͜͜͝a̶̜̝̬̼̒̓̓̆͐͋̇͋̿͝͝ṣ̵̹̩̳̜̳͕͖̗̟͆̅͐ ̶̢̼̝̣̳̣̽̓̕ṫ̴̡̛͖̟̲̩̌ơ̴̧̨̨̻̠̝̪̽̉̌͆̈̽̈́͐̇̅ ̷̟͚̩̩͌̋̈́̍h̷̥͚̭̠̣̥̲̰͑̋̀̿͝ǫ̸͚̭̰̤̙̜͖̱̈́͒̏̈̓̔̊w̶̧͕͙͓̦̮͓̫̦͂̅̋̓͛͜͠ͅ ̶̡̗̰̺̞͎͖͊́͑̾͒́̏̃̋́́͜ţ̵̹̠̳̲̫̋̇́̒̚͝͝ỏ̸̤̟̑ ̸̙̝̞͔͖̎̈̌̃̇́͗͝s̵̢̡͎͍̩̱̼̓ͅų̵̨̲̫̤͙̼͙͎́̑̚͘ṕ̴̢͎͚͙̰̘͈͍͍̍͒̈́p̶̧̨̨̗͙̣̙͉͕͆̆̾̈́͛̈́̑́̈͒͘͜ͅr̵̢̬̻̯̲̺̫͔̰̤͑̉͆̈̎̏̇̚͝͝è̶̢̛̛̱͎̱͙̞̮̞͚́̋͋̐͗͑͝s̷̡͚̯͕̜͕̼͙̑̂͋̓̈̓̃̎͛͜s̶͓̖͍͐̒̐̇̂̈͘ ̵͖̩͖̲͉̰̝̜͔̦̐͋̈̎̚y̵̬̜̎̋̈́̌͂̉͊͂̽̑ǫ̷̛̞̹̮̤̩̺́̌̚ù̴̮̫̝̗̞͉̈́́́ŕ̵̢͂́̽́̓̃̑̀ ̶̳̦͖̻͙͔̈́͊̅͆̄̉̅̑͠ͅͅa̶̢̢̹̗̩̬̞̫̼̥̋̈́̌̄̿̈́͒͋͊͂̑u̵̩̲̘͆̆̉̈́͂̓͠r̸̞̼̪͕̘̫̓͆̈a̸͎̹̼͖̬̲͌͌̎́̋̑͂̌̕͜͠ͅ.̴̣̝͎̮͙̜̪̀͊͐̎̉̔́̕"̸̗̃̋̂̍͛͝
(There is such a way, though I cannot instruct you in as to how to suppress your aura.)
"Great. Fantastic. Thank you sooo much for all of your help. Now, how do I wake up, before I give in to the urge to punch you?"
"̶̨̝̗̭͚̭̺̬̲̞͚̯̖͈͚̠͚̪̙̲͉̙̜̮͕̖͌̆̀À̴̢̧̨̢̡̻̤͍̜̜̼͉͚̍̆̐̔l̸̡̲̫̠̥̱̺̪͚̤̦̫͇̪̯̠̙̘̞̘̝̃͂̌̀͋̓̂̂̍̈̀̉̓͌̕͘ͅl̷̢̛͓̗̣̯̗̳̟̦̣͎͇͈͈̠͙̄̍̔̒͌͌̾͆̈̈́̀͋̀ ̷̛̛̹͎̣͓͚̪̳͙̇̀̂̊̇̀̔͛̾̎̽͑̐̒͐͒͆̏̃̈͝y̸̱͕̎͛ǫ̶̡̧̨̛̞̩̩̙͉̲̞͈̤̞̺̞̦̳̟̬͓̩͙͕͍̗͎̤̠̂͘͜ư̸̧̨͚̹̫̮̟͔̲̪̥̻͍̲̞͙͈̯̮̗̣̗͓̣̲̻̯̖͓̰̌̈͌̈́̀͑̏̈̏́̽̒̾̉̍̾̎̅̀́͒͌͒͂̚̚͝͝͝ ̵̧̛̝͉̞͔̤̌̂̄̈́̐̌̄͒̉͒̃̈́̋̈́͂͊͋͘̕̕͘̚͘͝͠h̵̭̭͎̐̓͆̃͊̔̆̐̍̚͠ä̷̧̡̧̡̢͉͔̝̲̥̭̲͕̞͚̞̳͉̲̜̟̻̪́͋́̇͊̄̕ͅv̴̧̭̼̜͉͍̤̩̯̺̯͉͎̮̹͚̖͈̜͙̖̯̖͇̞͔̣̠̱̆́͒̌̀͋̊̎̑͆̀̃̓̒̇̍͘͜ę̷̢̨̭̲̻̖̥͇͓͍̣͇͋̃̀͐̽̈͂̃̅̀̋̀̾̕͘͝͝ ̵̡̨̢̛̛̱̫̩̥̦̫̙̦̼̲̭̰͕̠̺̺̯̱̘̥̊̑͆̍̾̄͆͆̌̌́̎̍̿̚͘̕͜͝͠ͅt̸̥͐̂̓͋͐ơ̵̙̍̓̐̏̌̓̒͋̌̌̄̆̓̓̈́̓̃̓̏́͐͆̀̅͒̌͘͝ ̶̛̥̠͎̫̭̬͔̝̥̲̪͓̈́͋̌̌̉̏͒̈̌̆͑̆̄̚̕̚̕͝͝d̶̢̧̦̘̮̞̰̥̙͉̺̠͚̬̳̖́̿̀̄͋͆̉̽̚ͅo̵̧̡̳̣̞͙̣̭͍͕͈̻̥̝̥̩̬̥̣̹̫͔͖̭̮̲͒̂̍͜ ̴̢̼̯̮̠̠͔̹̄̈́̓̽̐́̏̈́͝i̶̧͙͇̝̩͓͈͚̰͎̺̙̙̹̼̞͋́̓̊͝s̴̨̡̨̛̛͓̣̰̗̤̹̩̱̘͔͔̓́́̈́̏͌̂̅̎̃̆͗̏͑̂̈́̀̃̊̌͌̃̚͝͝͠ͅ ̴̨̥͍̗͓̝̦̱͔̀̀͐̋̄̂̏̉́̃̐̀̾̍͊͌͌̂̈́͌̓͜͝w̶̲̤͙͍͙͚̜̖̠̫̖̻̖͎̜̖͊̓͜a̸̡̡͕͕͇̮̱̭͎̩̭̓̂́̏̕͜ķ̵̢̧̰̳̜̙̱̤̮̟̪͓͈͕̣̫̜͇̫̳̟̻̻̯͝ͅę̴̛̛͙͓͇̪̥̤̮̲͔͙͎̗͙͉͈̥̟͕̈́̓̊͗̈̋̀́͂̿̐̉̓̄̃̍̐̐̔͛͛̀̑̊̚͜͠͝͝ͅͅ ̴̢̧̨̞̩͔̝̲͇̠͔͔̭̳̫̽̇̋̅́̈̔̾̀̀̔́͒̑͆́̂̿͊̊͐̑͘̕͜͝u̶̫̥̅͐͋̋̀̈̒̆̈́̾̈́̊̇̍͑̒̎̈́̓̀͘̕p̴̢̡̨͙̱͈̘͓̳͉̗̥̪̟̫̮̟̦̻̠̙̯̝͕̗̯̘̞̖̾͜͠ͅ.̴̧̢͖͚̼̖̪͍͍̗̻̋́̌̃̃̏ ̶̡͇̟͔͉̠̖͙̬͓͇̙̹̼̝̪̻̹̥̭̖̝̗̘̫̙̓̈́̋͛́̈́͆́̚͘͜͠͝W̵̢̢̦̬̜̼̺̻̟̯̺̭̜͉͔̲͖̳̫͇͈̪͖͖͛͜͜͜ĭ̷̡̫͖̬̹̭̠͉̞̦̮̳͕͎̻̳̻͙̰̺͍̱͍̈́͆̐̆̔́̆͜ḻ̶̨̢̧̛̫̤̩̹͔̰͉̬̠̙͎̖̪̠͎̳̰̹͛̽͐̓̌̍͆͒̏̚ͅl̴̛̯̲̻̭͖̭̗͍̺͈̗̀̐̿̒̈͌̔̈͒ ̶͕͙̖̣̱͒̔̅̌̃̽͒̚̕͘͝͝͝ĩ̷̢̨̢̝͉̩̠̘̣͓̬͖̗̹͎̙̙͎̦̩̬̱̩͕̠̯̖͍̥̾̈́̏̾́̀̚͘͜͝ͅṭ̷̡̢̨̭͖͙͙̯͈̺̙̺͎̫̲̲̅̄̈̈́͒̐́̍́́̊ ̵̧͉͎̲̙̟̥̈́͑̒̓̆͗͛̏̈́̌͂̔̽̐̏̏͠i̶̧̢̛̮̘̫̟͎̥̝̎̌͒̍̎̈̀̅̔̐̇͋̓̔̏̒͂͘͜͝͝ņ̸̢̭͕͚̲̟͈͖̝͓̜̦͚͐̍̂̂̾̉͋̉͐̾̔̿̽́̑̎̍̈́̑̈́͠͝͠͝ͅͅt̶̛̮̳͛͑̂̊̌̈̊͒̀͗̋͌̒̅͂̒̽͐̅̚̕̕͜o̴̧̢̧̢̢̩͎̩̘̺̦̲̳͔͚̗̤̘̰̻̲̼̮͇̠͕͚̮͒͌̂̌͌̈̌͌͘͜͠ͅ ̵̢̝̱͎̲̺͚͔̦̖̲͖̞͙̙̀̄̀̂̍̋̐̉́̾̓͋̆͐̉͑̃́̈́̍̏̇͐̑̂̕̚̕͜͝e̶͍̣͓̽̐͆͆͘̕͝ẍ̵̡̧̞͙̳̤͚̣̙͚̮̤͙͍͇̙̙̲̮̹̟̮̬́͑̀͂̇̉ī̶̢̧̢̘͎̳̮̰̭̙̹̗̥̦͇̰͓̖̳̱̥̥͓̬̪͜s̶̪̻̘̋͗͊̀̓͂̓̍̋̿͑̐̉͗́̉͋̃̀͐͝͝͝͝t̴̛̖̤͔̳̩̗̳͔̖͙̝̝̭̾̔̌̀́̉̎̌́̏̓̐̍̔͑̽͒͊͒̕͘̕͝͝͝e̴̩̬͎͔͈̻̘̙̗͖̟͓̔́̓͒̃̿̅̅̏̈̔̋͌̾̅͑͑̔̓͑́̈́͘͜͝ņ̴̡̡͍̹̼̞̠̪̺̹̭̺̳̖̙̰̞̗͎̗̣̦̖̲̫̖̈̒̉̒͌͜ͅc̴̻͎̟̆̓͗̒̓́͜͝e̵̲͚̙̻͖̕̕,̴̧̣̣̞̬̻̳̟̠́̅ ̵̨͓̼̥̰̞̫͈̺͔͉̥̫̗̣͕̜̻̣̑̏͛̉ą̷̨̡͕̬͚̳̗̘̻̞͔̰͋͗̓̈́͆̓̽̓̊̐̔́́̓̅̽̽̀̃̋̉̅̓͂̽́̀̚͘̕̚͜ņ̷̧̢̹͎̹̲̩̟̩̪̠͎̻̻͈̜̞̘̼̫̤͈͔͉̰̩͙͎́̐̍̿͂̿͋̾̈́̔̑̏̃̏̏̃̄̾͒̕̕͜͝ͅd̵͕͚̰̺̓͛̓̒̽͆̂̑͂̿̾ ̵̧̡̨̧̗͖̳̰͖̯̹̭͍͚͍̱̳̭̬̯̱͙̞̹̯̻̫̰̭̥͆s̷̨̨͎͚̝̰̰̹͓͔͙̣͉̗̹̦͙̭͓̪͉͉̖̦̙͍̘͖̙̻̽́̀̄͑́̍̊͛̀͊͌̋̚̚ȏ̶̡͚̳͈̟̟͈̣̟͍̱͎̰̳̪̱̒̃̈͒̀͑͐͋͛͆͆͑͛̏̄̅͑͐͛̐̊̿̊̋͜͜ ̴̢͙̣͍̞̦̙̳̭͚̞̞̞̂͊͒͒̓͂̒̉̀̀̈́̄̈́̑̌́̽̈́̃̀̚̕ḯ̴̢̡̫͚̺͖̲̖̼̦̙̭̺̌̑̇̒͊͛̎̈̅̋̈͊̐͘͘t̶̨̛̰͎̰͇̠̮͍̫̼̜̑̒̓̋͛͛̉́͛̀̍̓̾̈́̋̐̐͑̈́͂͊̐̄̂̀͘͝ ̴̛͖̦͓̰̖͎̪͌̽̇̏͋̊͒̾͌̍̔̌̅͌͗̄͆̒̊̂̃͘̚͜͜͠͝ͅͅś̸̨̧̟͚̻̳̻̻̺̻̺̻̜̋̽̍̂̅͛̓͐̑̄́͌̓͂̑͂̍̑̉̚͘͝h̵̡̜̠̫̼͎͌̀̄̌͐͋͝ḁ̴̈̒͗́͐̂̄̑͛͑̑͑̀͆͂̌̉̿̚̕̕͝͝͠l̶̡̗̻̖̭̮̜͉̭͎͎̞͙̤̺͋̈̈́̍͛̈́̿͊͆͒̀͋́̽͋͋͐̆͛̄́͜͝ͅl̵̨̧̢̢͕̭̗͍͙̯̲̦̫̞͇̼̬̥̬̭̬̞̣̼̥̮̅̐̀̾̄͒̍̏̊̒̉̒́͘͝͝ͅͅ ̴̥̦̦͘ḣ̸̢̧̼̺̞̯̼̪̘̬̋̀̅̏̈̅̒̈̀́̍͑̇́͛̋̆́͘ą̸͔͔̳̭͖̪̜̬̲̞͆p̶̘̹̹̝͎̗͈̮̺͚̦̉͋̿̂̅̑̐̀̏͝p̴͕̱̰̗͂͆̌͒̆̈́̐̌̋̑̕͝e̵̤̮̲͊̈́̐̀̊ṋ̴̰̗̭͖̪͉͙̱͓̞͚̖̥́̊͊̅̽͑̔͋̄̋̿͊̓̕.̸̢̨̧̛̛͍̹͎͇͇̝͍͓̯̥̲̗̣̘͇̙͙̩͉̞̖̣̙̍̋͛͗̈́̎̉̎̐̓̀́͌̈́͊͒̚͘͘"̷̛̪̦̒̈́̏̈̎̊̈́͐̂̑̉̀̐͘͘͠ͅ
(All you have to do is wake up. Will it into existence, and so it shall happen.)
With a snarl of irritation, Barbara focussed her ire upon being there, and tried to force herself awake. It took a few tries, but she woke up to the final ring of her alarm before it shut off
Having rested an unfortunately little amount of time, she stomped her way through the day as she had before, tired and full of ire.
Anyone that didn't have to interact with her avoided her, as though her anger were leeching off of her. Another consequence of her "aura"?
After dinner, which she ate alone due to her father's job taking up so much of his time, she laid down on the floor and began to try meditating.
Her ire slowly sapped away, exhaustion taking its place. She was just so tired.
They had moved from Chicago to Gotham, for her dad's work, and moving was tiring.
It might have also been exciting if they were moving to, say, California, but they were moving to Gotham.
She had been right to be apprehensive.
After moving, they had settled in, but it was a new school, where she had no friends.
In addition, having moved to Gotham, she was viewed as both insane and as an Outsider, which meant that no one would get close enough to her for her to become friends with.
Her father, as one of the three non-corrupt cops in the GCPD (that she knew of, admittedly), was working an extreme amount of overtime, and had to adjust to the sheer amount of crime in Gotham, so he was also exhausted.
She never saw him unless she stayed up after midnight waiting for him to get home to force him to eat and shower, rather than go straight to sleep. That contributed to her loneliness.
And then there was this fiasco, with the personification of Gotham taking an interest in her, changing her, all because she wanted to help her dad- well.
It was no surprise that she was incredibly exhausted and lonely.
The only friend (?) she had was Moros, an urban legend and terrorizer of criminals of indeterminate age, that likely wasn't human and didn't seem to understand emotions.
The tiredness had sunk into her bones, keeping her pinned there against the floor.
She was too tired to struggle, so she just let herself drift.
When Barbara came back to awareness, she knew intimately where her body was in regard to her surroundings, and it was kind of creeping her out.
It was too sudden.
Not only that, she could identify by feel areas that had been changed.
It wasn't exactly an itch, just a sort of heaviness, or much-more-extreme awareness, than of the rest of her.
Her teeth, her eyes, and on the inside of her neck.
There was a tad of it in her joints, too, allowing her to bend a bit more than she could before, and there was a different-yet-similar, feeling with her skin.
It felt slick? But also sticky? It didn't make any sense, and yet she felt it, seeping through her pores and deeper into her being.
Aside from those feelings, she felt mostly normal... Well, aside from the tiredness, of course, but that would hopefully be helped by some actual sleep.
As she entered the bathroom to brush her teeth before bed, she froze at the sight of herself in the mirror.
She could see something emanating from her. Not far, but it was noticeable, especially because she hadn't been able to see anything there before!
She paused, and the emanation did too. Was... Was the emanation her aura? She had gotten annoyed, and it had flared...
Examining it closely in the mirror, she watched it flow, back and forth, like kelp in the current, and change color.
From a pale lime and navy to a shiny silver with light pink edges.
"Fascinating," she breathed, nose nearly touching the mirror, but her aura soured to light lime edges with her mood as she remembered that she could only do this because of Ĝotham.
Shaking her head, she pushed it away, and went to get a handheld mirror.
After rifling through her drawers for a few minutes, she came up with one, triumphant, and opened it to see her aura fading from a burgundy to a shiny silver.
It could be a useful tool, she admitted to herself as she went and actually brushed her teeth.
However, it was a dead give-away to anyone who could read auras.
She couldn't yet, not when she had just gotten the ability, and didn't yet understand what the colors meant, so it wasn't too useful for her, but it could be useful in the future... As Batgirl.
Settling down in her bed, she began trying to calm down, hoping that maybe that would let her hide her aura, but, in the end, all it did was make her aura a light brown before she fell asleep.
She went through her day like normal, and, while the people around her were wary, doubtlessly from her mood the day before, they did not avoid her.
About what had happened the day before, it was possible that they all could see auras- that it was a common ability to have in Gotham- or that they simply saw her expression and her body language and stayed clear of her.
Or, it was possible that 'auras' were something you could feel, and that that was a common thing to be able to do, possibly an evolutionary advantage.
Barbara didn't know how to test it, not really, but she could keep her face clear and cycle through different emotions in class to see who, if anyone, would notice.
When her aura spiked and flared in red, after having been a silver-blue, she noticed around half of the other girls and a couple of boys shift away from her.
Best of all, it seemed to be an unconscious reaction!
Now, she just had to see if she could affect other people using her aura, such as projecting calm...
Or was it the sudden, sharp emotion coming from her, rather than the emotion itself?
So much to test.
Would she have time to practice her coding along with this new aura skill, practicing contortionism, and homework?
Well, she wasn't just going to drop it. She would make it work.
Next thing next, to find out when colors meant what, and getting good at reading others' auras, then being able to do it without the cheat-sheet...
Oh, yes, and being able to hide her aura...
– – – – –
Yes! Barbara had to resist the impulse to pump her fist in the air, instead continuing to walk, as though she hadn't just made a major break-through.
She had been in a café when some two-bit thugs and their leader had entered, fidgety and jerky, their auras flaring messes (dark orange, dark brown, light yellow, and shiny gold), and held the cashier at gunpoint.
"Hand over all the money in the register, slowly, and no funny business!" the leader ordered, gun trained on the cashier.
The light yellow faded out as the cashier handed it over, briefly replaced with a spike of forest green, and the brown lightened a little.
At the cries of one of the customers' baby, one of the two thugs' aura flared with light yellow and muddy brown.
Barbara didn't know much about the colors of auras, but someone's aura flaring wasn't a good thing, especially not when they had already shown to be willing to do crime, and likely violent.
She hadn't thought. She had done it instinctually, throwing out her aura to encompass the whole front of the café, and had exuded calm and reason through it.
Everyone else's auras rippled to mirror hers as light brown with flecks of silver, though the robbers' were tinted light gray, whereas everyone else's was tinted with currant, which changed to a bright white as the robbers fled.
Out of sight and out of mind, Barbara thought as she relaxed her aura, watching the customers look around and shrug, going back to their day. The only hint of what had happened was the quickly-fading white in their auras, and the sudden tiredness that dragged at her limbs, even despite the adrenaline.
She left not long after, not wanting to be there when the cops arrived.
If they did.
Gotham was a cesspool of corruption and incompetence, but, then, that was why her dad had accepted the transfer back, and why she was going to go out in the night as Batgirl to help him.
Barbara waited on the roof for Moros to join her, more patient and aware than she had been when they had started.
The Omen liked to test her patience by showing up unpredictably, saying that it would be essential for stakeouts.
Light eked its way through her eyelids, and she moved her arm to cover to her eyes, only to pause at seeing the Gotham smog above her. Why wasn't she in bed?
Sitting up, Barbara shaded her eyes from the sun and squinted at her surroundings.
“Do you remember the plan, or ought I to go over it again for you?” Moros asked, his ever-calm a clear contrast to Barbara's own nervous jitteriness.
“Ah- I remember the plan, but- could you go over it one more time?” Barbara asked, wings fluttering around her as though they were part of her and not just something Moros had made for her.
Speaking of Moros. His gaze could be described as nothing but contemplative before it cleared into his usual neutral expression.
His aura did not flicker from its usual dark purple, however, so it seemed rather like he had done that for her.
“No. I shall not. You know the plan, and are only asking due to your nervousness, in an attempt to delay your first real action as Batgirl. No longer, I say– go! Begin! Start!”
A deep breath in, a deep breath out, and then she was off. They had followed- nothing more than shadows in the night even were anyone to try to see them- Matthew and his partner in crime from the rooftops.
Watching as they transferred the cargo onto their boats, as they sailed from the docks at Cape Carmine up to Old Gotham, as they transferred the cargo to their trucks and drove to the library.
Easily scaling down the side of the building they had been watching from as the men unloaded, she crossed the street and hugged the building as she headed towards the side door.
Audial check? Nothing.
Visual check? Nothing.
Opening the door, she crept inside and prowled forth, periodically pausing to listen in an attempt to forewarn herself should anyone be coming.
Batgirl- and, oh, what a thrill it was to be able to call herself that!- got to the secret door having met no one.
Audial check? Nothing.
Digging her hands into the junction between the two walls, she pulled open the secret door and began to descend.
The first thing she noticed, of course, had to be that the space was actually illuminated this time, though still rather poorly.
It seemed that they had not bothered to wire down so that they could have electricity, as the lamp in the middle of the antechamber- by the furniture- was plugged into a large battery that she would hesitate to call a car battery, but bordered on the size of one.
Hugging the wall, she crept to the door on the left, the one they had been in for when she snuck in the first time, and paused to listen.
Nothing.
Batgirl slunk across the antechamber to the other door, and didn’t even have to purposely listen to hear them talking.
“That went well, just as I told you it would. Why did you doubt me, again?” Matthew verbally jabbed at his co-conspirator in a falsely levitous tone.
Did they truly trust each other? Did they really even like each other?
The way that Matthew was treating the other man seemed like hostility, poorly hidden beneath a thin veneer of faux-friendly ribbing.
“You know what, Matthew? I’m sick of this! I’m sick of you belittling me and putting me down, and for what? Nothing! Nothing but because I am cautious?! I am not going to put up with it anymore! I am taking half the product and leaving!”
“Oh, come now, Emmanuel, stop being ridiculous. We both know you’re too cowardly to do so.”
“Too cowardly? Is that what you think of me? Really? I may be overly cautious, but I am not cowardly in the least, Matthew. I will be taking half the product, and that is final. I don’t care if you decide to help me move it back out or not, but, if you get in my way or try to stop me, you shall regret it for the rest of your short, miserable life.”
She could hear shuffling inside, and felt a brief spike of panic that she shoved down.
She couldn’t afford to panic. She had to find someplace to hide…
Crossing the antechamber floor in fewer steps than it felt it ought to have taken, Batgirl opened the door to the room they had been in last time, and shut it most of the way after her.
“Emmanuel- I’m telling you, you’re making a mistake! You’re too paranoid for them to be able to trust that you’ll be there with the product, and too timid for them to be able to trust in you!”
“Oh yeah? Like it’ll be any worse than being bullied by you! They won’t have to worry about me being too indiscreet and giving it away, and having word get to either the competition, or, worse, the Bat!”
“You say that as though you’ll get any customers!” Matthew spat back.
“Did you think you’d poach mine, Emmanuel? I’m the one who always delivers! Not you! You just hang around in the background!”
A couple quick footsteps and then a thud.
“Wha- you asshole! You think you can just punch me and get away with it?! You think you can separate from me and be independent? Like hell! Get back here, Emmanuel!”
The sounds of running quickly passed her by, only allowing her a glimpse of their auras.
Emmanuel’s wine-red and lustrous black, and Matthew’s mottled celadon and mud.
Opening the door silently, she slipped out and followed them. Despite her haste, her footsteps made nary a sound.
She felt like a predator pursuing her prey, and really, was it so far off?
Batgirl caught up quickly- faster than it felt she should have- and pounced on Matthew with no hesitation.
Before they even hit the floor, she had him in a headlock. He wouldn’t be able to get any air to his lungs like this, and would be unable to cry out.
It didn’t take long until he passed out.
Just as Moros had taught her, she waited until a little bit longer, to ensure that he wasn’t faking unconsciousness, but not long enough for him to sustain any permanent damage from lack of oxygen.
Releasing him, she went to restrain him, only to pause. She didn’t have anything to restrain him with.
How had Moros missed this? He seemed to be an encyclopedia of knowledge on crime-fighting as a cryptid, and yet he let her go without anything to restrain criminals with?
Oh, who was she kidding, this was him trying to teach her to rely on herself rather than him, wasn’t it.
She shouldn’t have been surprised.
Still, though, it seemed like an oversight. Unconsciousness by means other than the organic didn’t last so long as movies made it seem.
She couldn’t just leave him there unattended, but she couldn’t let Emmanuel get away either. What a pickle she found herself in.
With a sigh, she dragged him over to the sitting area in the middle and unplugged the lamp.
Though the sudden darkness made it harder to see, she still managed to tie him up with it, and then shove him underneath the sofa to make it harder for him to escape.
Having dealt with Matthew momentarily, she then started after Emmanuel.
Across the room, up the stairs, and then it was time for her to resume her hunt.
Easily slipping back into the mentality, she prowled the halls. Nowhere on the bottom floor…
Just as she was about to begin searching the ground level, she heard a sound outside.
It didn’t take long to get outside. Batgirl strained her ears, trying to see if she could hear whatever that sound was again– there!
Crouching down, she oozed across the ground towards where she had heard the sounds, easily obscuring herself all the while.
While she knew it to be from Ĝotham’s modifications, the shadows nearly swallowing her was extremely helpful for stealth purposes.
Crouching less, she peered out of the bushes, only to see Emmanuel frantically trying to start his truck.
He was failing; the motor just kept petering out before actually starting. She could see Ĝotham’s intervention.
Darting across the lawn as he looked the other way, back towards the entrance to the library, she froze as he turned back, nearly eye-to-eye with her.
“Ah! Ple- please don’t hurt me!” He pleaded, shrinking away from her fearfully, aura exclusively wine-dark red.
Tilting her head in an unsettling imitation of the curious gesture, she cooed, long and low, for longer than she had thought she could go without breathing.
With the head tilted beyond how far a human neck ought to be able to go, and the coo, a mockery of that of a dove, she came off as bird-like.
“Why-y-y-y-y cri-i-imi-ina-al?” Batgirl asked, croaky machine-gun-fire-sounding words only serving to darken the man’s red aura.
“Ah- I- uh- why… Why did I become a criminal? Is- is that what, what you’re asking? Uh- I- it pays well, like, like nothing else does, and- and my sister, she- she’s in the hospital, and- and it’s expensive, and I can’t- I can’t just- I- she’s so im- so important to me, I don’t- I don’t know what I would do without her-”
Gesturing jerkily, her wings landed around him, silencing him. She hoped her wings were acting like a weighted blanket for him.
Moros hadn’t trained her on how to calm down panicking victims. Or, in this case, a panicking criminal.
She was beginning to realize that she had come to rely on him, and that, maybe, he was right to try to nudge her into becoming more independent.
A sound rumbled deep in her chest. Unlike her coo, this was rumbly and segmented, going back over itself with short lulls.
She recognized it from when she had cat-sit for her neighbor, back in Chicago. She was purring.
Humans weren’t supposed to be able to purr, though. Something to do with the differences in the muscles and bones in and around the larynx?
Cats could just keep going, but humans can’t do it properly, because the vibrations are wrong...
Just another one of Ĝotham’s alterations, then. She hated how easily she had accepted that being altered- being no longer quite human- was her normal now.
Oh, she had fought it at first, yelled at the metaphysical personification of the city she lived in, but she was accepting it now, not even two months later.
Who’s to say that, in another month, she wouldn’t start thinking about accepting the rest of the changes Ĝotham had tried to force on her?
Raising her wing slightly, she discovered that Emmanuel had succumbed to unconsciousness. What to do..?
“You handled that well, I must say. Especially for having had no training in how to de-escalate or calm down panicking citizens.”
“No-o-o tha-a-anks to-o yo-ou-u,” she grumbled, unsurprised by Moros’ sudden appearance.
“So, how do I handle this? Do I just… Turn him in to the police, despite him doing it for his sister? Do I… What do I do here?”
“You turn his friend in, and you leave him with a card for the Wayne program focussed on getting criminals legal jobs and supporting them until they can stand by themselves. You give him a singular chance, and warn him against wasting it.”
She nodded determinedly. She hadn’t wanted to let him just go free- not when he willingly participated in illegal activity- but felt bad about turning him in to the police when he had done it all for his sister.
Moros knew what to do. He seemed to always know what to do, which is why she had turned to him for an answer.
Still, she knew that she had become dependent on him. It could only come back to bite her later if she allowed it to continue.
– – – – –
Jim Gordon turned on the Batsignal. He tried to avoid doing so unless he had to, due to the unsettling nature of the Bat, but he couldn’t do anything about this.
The light of the Batsignal went out. That meant that the Bat had arrived, though how it had gotten the Batsignal to turn off whenever he arrived was beyond him.
Taking a steadying breath, he turned around to face the Bat. It was as unsettling as ever.
Wide white eyes that seemed to pierce your soul, and the rest of it a shadowy tar that could be a pile of sludge one second and the next a towering, humanoid form reminiscent of a vampire.
He had gotten somewhat used to it, with exposure, but being in the Bat’s presence for too long still gave him migraines sometimes, or nausea or dizziness.
“ǤỔⱤƋǾŊ¿?”
“This isn’t strictly a case,” he began. “Just- murmurings from criminals over the past couple of weeks. They’re saying that there is… Another like you. A young one. They’ve taken to calling it Batgirl for the moment, though what they’ve been calling it has been changing.”
“ŁḮḴƎ ⱮḜ?¿– ĮⱢƜỂⱾŤɎƧ¿?”
The Bat had gotten better with time. With not being quite so eldritch horror with allies. With its grasp of the English language and its grammar rules.
Sometimes it did get worse again, but it bounced back once the source of its annoyance- most often that clown- got dealt with or resolved.
As he nodded in confirmation, he wondered if all that would go down the drain.
It certainly didn’t seem out of the realm of possibility as it gave off a static sound that hurt his ears to hear and its body seemed to grow larger and start writhing in agitation.
“Yes,” Jim agreed with a tired nod, “that was my thought as well. I thought I should let you know so you can keep an eye out, and maybe convince it to stop fighting crime.”
“ṸŊḸȈƘɆⱢɎ. ȾƦɎ.”
“I don’t expect anything, I just thought you would want to know,” he sighed, turning away and heading inside before the migraine could develop any more.
He could feel the pressure of the Bat’s presence weighing down on him vanish just before he headed inside, along with the crackling sound of static.
Whatever sort of creature the Bat, Ilmestys, and now this Batgirl were, it rankled to know that something so young was out there, fighting crime.
He had a daughter at home, and he wouldn’t want her out there, fighting crime.
At least the Bat had seemed similarly agitated to learn about this Batgirl…
– – – – –
Barbara, as Batgirl, had been stalking Emmanuel when she got bored on patrol.
The second night after being confronted at the library, he went out to a bar.
She followed him, of course. What if he were to try to find another crime gig?
He had gone to the bar and had a few drinks before he turned to the man beside him at the bar, and started talking. About her.
“There’s another one,” Emmanuel groaned, letting his head fall onto the bar top. “At least this one’s more merciful…”
“‘nother one’a what?” The other man asked, throwing back a shot and beckoning for another.
“Y’know… Whatever the Bat and Ilmestys are… What was it, two nights ago..? Yeah. Yeah, two nights ago, Matthew an’ I were fighting, after getting in the newest shipment, and Matthew started chasing me. I got out and tried to leave, but my engine wouldn’t start, and he didn’t come out when I thought he should’ve, but I just kept on trying to start the engine. I looked away for one second, and when I looked back- there it was! Just- staring at me, from where it stood, like, this far from me!”
Emmanuel held his hands not a foot apart in demonstration before shaking his head and resuming his story.
“It was so close, man, I dunno what it would have done to me if I hadn’t turned back when I did…”
Neither did she.
“And I don’t rightly wanna know. It tilted its head- like this, but more- an’ it made this sound, like, uh, ooooooohhooookhrooooooooo, but longer. Made me wonder if it didn’t have hollow bones like birds, to keep extra air in. Then it asked me why I had turned to crime, but its voice… I can’t describe it.”
He shuddered, rubbing his hands up and down his arms at the memory, in a futile attempt to quell the goosebumps breaking out over his arms.
“I told it why, o’ course, and it- it started purring? It don’t make no sense, but it’s what happened. I don’t know if it conked me on the head or something, but I woke up with a card for one’a Wayne’s charities in m’ hand and like… If that isn’t a sign that I ought’a shape up, then I don’t know what is.”
“What’d it look like?” The other man asked. “Y’said like th’ Bat an’ Ilmestys, bu’ how so?”
“It- it wasn’t black or red, not like the Bats, but purple. Still, it was half vanishing into the shadows, and it had the horns, unblinking white eyes, and the wings. It seemed young, though, not like the Bats, an’ more human, too. It had actual fingers, not claws, for one thing, though its fingers were purple like the rest o’ it.”
“I’ve felt followed, e’er since then. I’m feeling it now, matter of fact. I- I’ve got to go.” Getting up with sudden panic, he stumbled out of the bar and back towards his house.
Batgirl tailed him all the way, for fear of him being accosted on his way home, as he looked to be such an obvious target.
Once Emmanuel was safely sequestered back in his own house, Batgirl returned to patrol.
She hadn’t been actually patrolling for long, but she had already gotten addicted.
The adrenaline of the chase, of taking down criminals, of the criminals’ fear, the freedom of flying (figuratively) across the rooftops…
She wouldn’t be able to stop. She was in too deep.
Another week of alternating nights of patrolling and not, and Moros had taken a step back. He now only checked in occasionally to see how she was doing.
Moros had a presence, of sorts. She could feel it, though whether it had to do with her aura-seeing ability, she didn’t know.
Almost another week after Moros had taken a hands-off approach, she felt another presence behind her. The presence felt heavier than Moros’.
“ẄĦɎ– ƗƜḬȾⱯŦḜ¿?”
She froze, upon hearing the voice. She knew, somehow, just what that voice belonged to.
Barbara- no longer Batgirl- turned around, feeling like a kid that had broken the cookie jar with her hand half inside.
“I- without you, I might not have chosen to do this, might not have been inspired, but I would have thought about trying to do something similar. I’m not- okay, I can’t deny that I am imitating you, I just- my point is that my motives aren’t tied to you or Ilmestys in any way.”
“ⱮǾŢḮṾɆ¿?”
“I just want to help- I just… Want to help.”
Barbara winced, realizing that she repeated herself pointlessly, but at least she didn’t say, as she was going to, that she just wanted to help her father.
It probably wouldn’t have gone down well.
“ǾŦḪɆȒ ŴȺɎŞ– ĦḜⱠⱣ.”
“I know that there are other ways to help, but none of it feels like enough. I can’t do anything about our system hurting people and turning them to crime, not yet anyway, but I can do this.”
“ŊǾŦ– ĴƟɃ. ĦØḾɆ¡!”
“I’ve helped people like this, I’ve- I’ve made a difference like this, and you want me to go home? I may be young, but so what? The world doesn’t care that I’m young! Once you’re eighteen, you’re supposed to go out into the world and function on your own, because of a holdover from times when it was feasible to do so! It isn’t anymore, but we’re still living by antiquated notions instead of making progress and changing our society with the times!”
Forcibly breathing in deeply, she tried to calm down. It didn’t really work, but it kept her from starting to yell.
“Look, it’s great and all that you care and don’t want me to take up crime fighting, but I am not going to stop. I may not be an eldritch bat-creature or whatever you are, but the criminals are just human, like me, and I’ve been making a difference. You can try- and I feel like you’re going to- but I’m not going to stop now, just because you’re concerned.”
The Bat took a step forward, and she turned and ran. The Bat might know the roofs better than her, might be actually able to fly, have night vision, and everything else, but she had the advantage of size.
The Bat hadn’t wanted to let her go, that night or the nights afterward, and he kept getting closer to catching her, but she was wearing him down.
With each attempt of his to catch her, she widened the gap until he never got within 10 feet of her.
After two months of being Batgirl, the Bat finally gave up. His aura was a mizu-iro blue, with the normal dark purple and light gray.
Barbara had gotten better at reading auras- and body language- and he was showing nothing but resignation.
“Are you finally done chasing me around in a poor attempt to make me go home? Are you ready to work together instead of wasting both our time when we could be helping people?”
At her derisive tirade and crossed arms, the Bat hunched in on himself, looking for all intents and purposes to be submissive. Did she trust it to be real, and not just him pretending?
A breeze began to blow, picking up leaves from the top of the roof and making them dance around the Bat.
As the breeze blew past her, she heard wind-whispered assurances. So. Ĝotham was endorsing him, hm? Well, Ĝotham helped her become Batgirl…
“ƑǾȽⱠṐẄ¿? Į– ṨỖⱮḜȾḨȈȠǤ ŢǾ ƧĦǬẄ.”
“You want to show me something,” she said flatly, watching as the wind swirled around him again, faster this time, “despite you having chased me around for over a month in an attempt to get me to stop. You know what? Sure!”
The Bat seemed taken aback by her easy acceptance, but he took off none the less, heading towards the bridge over to Bristol. What could he possibly want to show her in the Bristol area?
It took a fair bit to get to the Bristol area from Old Gotham, as it was about half the distance from her house to Old Gotham and even taking the bus it took a while, and they were on foot.
Barbara was tired by the time they got to Bristol, having already done nearly a whole patrol, and just followed the Bat with a sigh as he oozed into a hole beneath a tree and vanished.
She reluctantly crawled after him, and let out a squawk of surprise as she fell. She only fell for a second or two before she was caught.
She blinked up at the Bat, who seemed almost human as he held her, even though she could barely see his form in the darkness, as he held her, princess-style.
He then deposited back on her feet, and continued down the passage. She hurried to keep up, though she did glance around as they walked.
She admired the stalactites and stalagmites, peered through holes and down other passageways. She just really liked caves.
It took them less time than she would have liked for the Bat to come to a halt, signaling that they had gotten to their destination.
“ƑǾȽⱠṐẄ.”
After repeating himself- what did he think she had been doing this whole time?- he pulled himself up onto a ledge that had been virtually invisible in the dark, and vanished.
With a resigned sigh, she followed him. She fell a foot or two as she wiggled her way out (Barbara had no idea how he had fit through there), and then her jaw dropped as she looked up.
It had opened out into a large cave, with all sorts of equipment around. Most of it, she had no idea what it was or what it did, but it was all shiny and new.
A set of school lockers- a weapon rack- a computer set-up that almost certainly cost more than her dad made in a year- a pile of beanbags- a water jug- a medical area- a half-deconstructed sports car…
Barbara had no idea why he had brought her here. Cool place for sure, but why?
“ɏǿʉ– ɇẍƥⱥȋƞḝƌ¿?”
“ƝǾȾ ɎɆŦ.”
He turned to her, away from Ilmestys- Ilmestys! She had never thought she would meet them!- and sheepishly began to talk.
“ŴɆ ḊİṨĊÛṠṠĖḊ ĬŦ, ȺȠĎ ḐɆČḮḒḖḎ ȾǾ REVEAL ourselves to you.”
He reached up and pulled off the cowl, to reveal a man underneath the suit.
Not just any man, no, but Bruce Wayne.
Was she dreaming? Was this a dream? It had to be; this couldn’t be real. No way.
“I get that this may be a shock,” Bruce Wayne told her apologetically, “but we had realized that you weren’t going to stop, and this way we could at least make sure you were safe while doing it.”
“Also, Kylfu wants to see what material your suit is made out of,” Ilmestys, who she identified as Kate Kane, commented.
“Well, yes, that too. It’s just, by all estimations, you shouldn’t have been able to get such a high-quality material! Your headpiece and boots, that seems like stuff you should have been able to get your hands on, but not the main part of your suit!”
“It’s been driving him crazy,” Kate Kane confided from where she was lounging in the beanbag pile.
“What- come on, it may be true but that doesn’t mean that you should just say it, Kate!”
Still reeling from the reveal and the consequent realization of their identities and that, just like her, they were people pretending to be eldritch vigilantes, Barbara reached up and took off her helmet, revealing her face.
Their bickering didn’t stop.
“So, you’ve brought me here and you’ve revealed yourselves. What now?”
They ceased their bickering, and they turned to her. Bruce Wayne went to say something, only to be visually taken aback, presumably by her appearance, or her age.
“Ah- I would like to take a look at your suit and see what we can improve on, and we’ll also have to assess your abilities; fear factor can only do so much…”
“That all seems reasonable, but it’s late, and I was about to head home when you found me. How about I come back on Friday, after school, and you can assess my capabilities and take a look at my suit?”
“That sounds reasonable, and I apologize on Bruce’s behalf for him bringing you all the way over here when it is so late. Are you alright to get home, or would you like a ride?”
Did she trust them? Well, no, not really, but it was extremely late, she had school the next day, and she didn’t feel up to trekking across the whole of Gotham to get home.
“I’ll take a ride to Wayne Tower, if you don’t mind, Ms. Kane. I’ll find my way home from there.”
“Of course I don’t mind. Call me Kate; we’re going to be working together, after all. And, don’t think I missed that paranoia. It’ll do you well, in this line of work. Keep it up.”
“Hah! There’s a high chance of that,” Barbara agreed. “Even just preparing to go out as Batgirl made me paranoid, and I have only gotten more so as I have fought crime.”
“Batgirl,” Kate repeated with a frown. “The Bat, Ilmestys, and… Batgirl. I mean no offense, but are you sure that is what you want to go with? If you keep it, chances are it’ll stick unless you do a whole rebranding.”
“I- well, when you say it like that, it doesn’t seem like such a great pseudonym. I hadn’t exactly heard it said out loud before, by anyone other than myself.”
“Oh, no worries, that makes sense. Sometimes you just need someone else to help give you a logic check. Did you have any other ideas?”
“No, I just dove right into the whole ‘Batgirl’ thing. I came up with a name and away I went. I’ll see if I can’t come up with a better name by Friday.”
– – – – –
Barbara breathed in deeply at the exit of the cave, Bruce and Kate- the Bat an Ilmestys- on either side of her.
Exhale.
She was ready. Bruce and Kate both had given her the go ahead, had both admitted that she could fight well enough to join them out in Gotham’s skies.
Inhale.
She was ready. Bruce had looked over her suit and had upgraded it.
She had an actual cowl, now, not just a bike helmet with clay ‘horns’, and though he had let her keep most of the hood, she now had custom-tailored boots with claws, matching clawed gloves, and he had upgraded her wings so that she could actually kind of fly.
Exhale.
“I finally picked a name. Three, actually, since you vetoed Eileithya. My first choice would be Ayra.”
“ⱥɏṝắ…”
Kate drummed her fingers against her leg as she considered the proposed name.
The claws of her gauntlets against her armor made a tap-scratch sound that set Barbara’s teeth on edge.
“Approved. Welcome into the fold, Ayra.” With a smile, Kate held out her hand, a comm in her palm.
Barbara took the comm almost reverently. The first tangible evidence she had gotten that showed that they really trusted her.
She fit it into her ear, wiggled it a bit to make sure it was actually going to stay, and then pushed the button to turn it on.
She put on her cowl, pulled up her hood, and then no longer was she Barbara Gordon, daughter of one of Gotham city’s only un-corrupt police officers; she was now Ayra, cryptid crime-fighter. It felt good.
“There’s a bank robbery on Morrison and Greenwood. Five robbers. Three standing watch, and two trying to get into the vault…”
Ayra smiled as she took off, the Bat and Ilmestys by her side, and Robin’s voice in her ear, directing them.
It wasn’t a nice smile. It was a smile that criminals would soon come to fear…
Richard Grayson, though he preferred the name Dick rather than Richard, had been born into a circus.
Had been born into a melting pot of different cultures and peoples and languages.
The circus was his home; the home of his parents, of his family.
It was a wonderful home, with lights and color and magic.
Bruce kept his ear out for rumors. That was how he became the Bat in the first place, by hearing what they thought of him and changing his alter-ego in accordance.
So, yes, Bruce knew about the rumors of superheroes coming together to form a team to protect earth.
It had been an accident. He had been working on a case, and had come across the Malone brothers, Mathew "Matches" Malone and Carver Malone.
Matches and Carver had been orphaned young, and had to turn to a life of crime to support themselves, but they were surprisingly moral for Gotham.
They specialized in insurance fraud and arson, but never crossed the line into violence, though that might be because they moved to Gotham.
They were good, and paranoid too. He could never pin anything on them, so he only watched.
Jim may think that he dropped off criminals all willy-nilly, but he did wait until he had proof, and enough detail for them to find evidence of the crimes to detain them.
Though, whether they did was a toss-up, with how few good cops there were in the GCPD.
He couldn't pin anything on either of them, until Carver died. Still, he didn't swoop in. He waited.
He'd had the Malone brothers on his radar for a while, and he had seen a gang war averted, a life spared, a crime prevented- and each incident traced back to "Matches."
Oh, he was definitely motivated by self-preservation more than any sense of right or wrong, but whenever a situation went south, he jumped in to be the mediator.
More than once, he had been passing through and had seen a dispute that looked close to erupting into violence get defused when Matches broke in and made those arguing angrier at him than each other.
Perhaps that was why he didn't bring him in when he was the biggest suspect in his brother's murder, or in the rumors about him having been a hitman.
The police, for once, did their job and found him at a café having a late dinner, only for him to attempt to flee and get shot.
It got covered up and the evidence got "lost". At first, he had been mad about it, but the more he thought about it, the more it seemed like an opportunity.
After all, the only people that had seen Matches die had been the police, of which there were few and all corrupt, and the chef.
He had an opportunity for an actual in with the criminal underworld. He was not going to waste it, despite that the only people who approved of the idea were the children, Barbara and Dick.
The first impersonation was to say that he was going away for a couple of months, "to Assyria or somethin', ah don' know, but ah'll be back, don'cha worry 'bout it pal."
The second impersonation was, indeed, months later, having let their memory of Matches fade so that he would have a larger margin of error in case he messed up.
He put on the tinted glasses, a fake but carefully groomed mustache, matching carefully groomed hair, the striped shirt and plaid suit, and, of course, the ever-present stick match.
He had found a bar called Enzo's, that all the goons and minions and low-level criminals rotated through.
The bar was named after the owner, Vincenzo Moretti. He occasionally tended to the bar, but more often he was in the back cooking, and one of his sons, Vittorio and Vincenzo, or his daughters, Verona or Valeria, were the bartender.
All of them were rather fit. He had been surprised the first time he had seen Valeria, the baby sibling, at the door acting as a bouncer in a medium-length flowy purple dress.
The surprise didn't last long; it had mostly been because of the dress and stiletto heels, anyway, but she proved that it didn't hinder her when she had judo-flipped a lecherous guy and told him off with a sharpened heel pressing into his adam's apple.
(It was a "family business". He had looked into it and found nothing conclusive, but suspected that Vincenzo had once tried to operate out of the bar.)
On the first Friday of each month, however, both Vittorio and Vincenzo manned the bar. After all, Poker Night tended to get a little heated.
It was, however, a fantastic intel-gathering opportunity, with the people rotating from boss to boss, and the cheap beer loosened lips.
"Ah, I can't stay long," Bobby sighed, finishing his drink and signaling Vittorio for another despite his words.
"Bill- I've told ya 'bout him before, right? My son? Plays for the Goblins?- he's got a game at what seems like the crack o' dawn tomorrow, an' I've got to take him. Proud of the kid, though, I think I've seen scouts at some'a his games. He's got talent, I'm tellin' ya! Real good center fielder, I dare say he could make it in the majors!"
"The majors? Well, the Gotham Gargoyles sure could use a center fielder that knows what 'e's doin'," Bruce snorted.
"Yeah," Paulie agreed, slamming his drink down, "that- that bastard Pasquantino, I'd say- I'd say him t' be a plant by the Metropolis Meteors if I didn't know that none'a 'em fuckin' ninnies could hold their drink and'd piss 'emselves if 'ey had t' come 'ere!"
There were quite a few 'here, here!'s, and then Frank leaned forward, grinning drunkenly. "Y'know- we all 'ave kids, don' we? We cou'd do a- a bring yur kids ta th' bar night!"
"Huh... We do all have kids, don't we? Bobby, Paulie, Frank, John, and I do... What 'bout you, Matches? D'you have any kids?
"Well- of sorts," he admitted under their expectant gazes. "'e's mah kid, but 'e's mah half-sister's son."
"Oh? Ya have a nephew? Well, t'ain't a son, but I'd say a nephew's jus' as good! Ya can bring him if ya want! What's the kid's name?"
Internally, he was panicking. He hadn't planned for this! He didn't know- they were asking for a name? What should he do? Oh, quick- Dick, from Richard... Other R name- Robert! Nickname of Robert..? Robbie!
"Eh, ah'm not so sure Robbie's mother would be keen on lettin' me bring 'im 'ere. Doesn't like th' kinda stuff ah've gotten into."
There were murmurs of agreement before they re-focussed on the game. Hm. Paulie was on tilt. Time to strategically lose.
He could afford to do so, after all, unlike the others, and this game he should lose, if he wanted to keep up the random-looking pattern of nearly-even wins and losses.
It would not do to lose every single time or bet too big. Not if he didn't want to seem rich, losing all the time without worry, and bring interest upon himself.
Everyone revealed their hands, and John crowed victoriously. "Ha! I got a straight flush- beats all'a yours!"
"Ah, Matches, a two pair? Seems like luck o' the draw escaped ya tonight. Well, fellas- see you next month. Sooner if we're unlucky!"
They all laughed, and Matches waved at Bobby, characteristic match held between his teeth like a cigarette.
– – – – –
"An'- an' they were there for fuckin' Jeremy Mitchell, an' not for Bill! I hope he gets his three minutes of fame before they discard him like every other pitcher with high velocity an' nothin' else going for him!"
"Well gee, Bobby, ah'm sorry that happened t' you. 'e sounds like a good kid- a talented kid- that Bill of yours, and it's their own damn fault if they're too blind t' look farther'n the tip of their noses and see that."
"Ah, it's okay, Matches. It just sucks for him, ya know? He noticed them too, an' tried to play better 'cause they were there, but they were only looking for a pitcher an' didn't notice his talent. Enough o' my grumblin', though, what about Robbie? He get up to anything interesting lately?"
"Well, as a matter of fact, 'e sure did. 'e's a wild child, y'know, and I try to be good wit' 'im, but 'e makes it difficult. Just the other day, he decided to climb on the roof and refuse to come down. Said 'e was tryin' to connect with 'is 'brethren', the birds. It took forever to get 'im down, and it was only because of dinner!"
"Oh man, Matches, Robbie sounds like a real hoot! Do ya have any more stories 'bout him?"
"Are you kiddin', Bobby? 'e lives at my house half da damn time! 'Course ah've got more stories! One of the kids was picking on 'im at school, and 'e bit the kid! And then 'e had 'em call me, instead of 'is mother, 'cause 'e knew ah'd be more inclined t' punish 'im and seem it, but couldn't, cause 'is mother wouldn't enforce it-"
He hadn't meant to make it into a habit. He hadn't. He hadn't even intended to reveal that he had a "half-sister", or Dick's existence. He had gotten too close to them.
That could be dangerous... Unless he found a way to make them extremely hesitant to reveal that he had a half-sister and a nephew.
But how to do that? The only thing to come to mind was to have them answer to him, rather than someone else, but not only could he not imagine himself being the leader of a mob, that would ruin the point of going to Poker Night. He hated to admit it, but he would miss it if he stopped going.
"Is it just you, yur half-sister, and Robbie?" Frank asked, turning away from Valeria- she had brought him his food- who he had been flirting with. "D'you 'ave any other family? I 'aven't 'eard you speak of any'ne else..."
"Parents are dead, and so's mah brother. There's mah half-sister, Kris, our grandfather, 'er son Robbie, and I have a cousin or somethin' only a few years older'n Robbie. 'er name is Alessandra, bu' she'll deck you if you call 'er anything' but Ally."
"Ah! More family! What's she like, Matches? Do ya have any stories 'bout her? Is she anywhere near as chaotic as Robbie?"
"Well... She's more composed, but don't let 'er fool you- she's got a real fiery temper." He took a drag on a cigarette as he considered what to say.
"'er father is a sheriff in Wyomin', and after 'e neglected 'er for 'is duties one too many times, she told 'im 'e wasn't 'er father anymore to 'is face, and set the community center on fire b'fore comin' t' stay in Gotham."
"Woo! She sounds like a riot! Her an' Robbie both, actually. Hey— why don' you bring 'em over sometime, Matches? Let us meet 'em? I think we'd all have a ball."
"Ally may be punk enough t' want t' come, but Kris'd never let Robbie, and 'e is sensibly scared of 'er."
They all grumbled, but dispersed as the topic shifted. He had thought it would be the end of it.
– – – – –
It had started when Dick had been put on cold case duty after fracturing his ankle on patrol.
He had been staring at the screen unseeingly, bored and half-asleep. He didn't want to keep doing it. So, he hadn't; he had clicked out of that file and decided to look through other, open cases.
There weren't many, and he found himself quickly getting bored again. Until he found a file named Enzo's bar (A.I-U.- MatchesMalone) and clicked on the link.
Apparently Enzo's bar was a bar frequented by goons and minions and the little criminals the big fish used in their schemes.
The name "Matches Malone" kept popping up, so he clicked on the link embedded in the name.
Name: Matthew (Matches) Malone- alias in-use by Bruce.
Grandson of ?; brother of Carver (deceased); brother of Kris; uncle of Robbie; first cousin, once removed of Ally.
Gangster. Mediator. Tinted glasses, (fake) mustache, carefully groomed hair, striped shirt, plaid suit, and stick match.
Nasal and flat voice- perfect New Jersey accent.
Mainly arson and insurance fraud. NOT violent.
He passed by the links on the grandfather and Carver's names, not caring to learn about a dead, possibly-fictional man, and went straight to Kris'.
Name: Kristen (Kris) Malone
Alias created with Kate in mind.
Mother of Robbie Malone and sister of Matches Malone.
Sharp, dangerous, and to be wary of.
Disapproving of Matches' pastimes.
Real character tweaked to be a Malone.
An alias, created with Kate in mind? What about Robbie, then? Could it be- was it what he thought it was?
Name: Robert (Robbie) Malone
Alias created with Dick in mind.
Son of Kris Malone and nephew of Matches Malone.
Sharp, dangerous, darkly playful. Wild child. Feral. To be wary of. Real character tweaked to be a Malone.
He had been right! Bruce had made him an alias! But... Why had Bruce never told him about it? Why would he not want Dick to know about it?
Name: Alessandra (Ally) Malone
Alias created with Barbara in mind.
First cousin once removed of Matches Malone.
Sharp, dangerous, and to be wary of. Punk. Arsonist.
Father is a sheriff in Wyoming- moved to Gotham after setting the community center on fire.
"The Malones," he whispered to himself, somewhat in-awe. What a glorious fake family. He had to be Robbie.
Rolling the chair to the side, he grabbed his notebook off the corner of the desk and set to it.
– – – – –
Dick had had a nice birthday. They had gone to the zoo, where he had gotten to feed the giraffes, and then gone to a gym, where he got to show off to the other kids, and then had a nice birthday feast with his favorite cake, and opened his presents.
Not among them, however, was anything pertaining to the Malones. He had taped his request to the batcomputer to ensure it got seen, but... Nothing?
"I asked to be Robbie," he said, voice small. Bruce sighed and kneeled down beside him.
"I know. I don't even know how you found out about my Malone alias, but I couldn't let you have Robbie. I can't let you have Robbie. It's too dangerous.
"What! Why? You let me have Robin! How could this be more dangerous? You'll be with me just the same!"
"Maybe I would be more willing to let you if you weren't Robin. But you are, and these people are exactly the kind of people who would be the sort of conspiracy theorist to tie us together with the Bats!" He took a breath and began again more levelly.
"That aside, you have no experience in going undercover, and if you blow your cover, you not only blow Robbie, but you also blow Matches. Matches has allowed me to gather information that has led to stopping criminal activity. To preventing loss of life. Losing Matches- it's too big a risk. No."
He stormed out and got ready for bed early. Kate and Alfred got hugs, unlike Bruce.
He didn't actually go to bed. He closed the door and got out his Robbie notebook and his phone.
He let the phone ring, on and on and on, until it finally got picked up on the other end.
"Wha-a-a-at want-t-t?"
Her voice crackled with static as his phone struggled to register her words as words.
"Oh, sorry. I thought tonight was an off night? Why are you out?" He asked, confused.
"Sup-p-p-posed to-o-o... Why-y? What want-t?"
"It has to do with B... He made us aliases, and then when I asked to be allowed to use that alias, he said no!"
"Us-s-s-s?"
"Yeah... He's using his, but he made all of us accompanying aliases! I don't think anyone knows, even! Just made them, and kept them secret, and told me I couldn't use mine when I did discover it!"
"Wha-at kind-d-d- alias-s-s-s?"
"Criminal ones. Baby mob ones. He says it's too dangerous, but he trained us! We're capable! Anyway, I just wanted to see if you would help me, but if you're out tonight..."
"Want- to kno-o-o-ow. Can- come over-r-r?"
"Yeah! Tomorrow night, we can have a sleepover and flesh out your alias and I can show you what I have about mine! Bring a notebook!"
"Go-o-od. See- then-n-n."
The call shut off as she hung up, but his spirits had been buoyed and he felt like he could sleep. He fell into vindictive dreams.
The next day passed in a blur of anger and anticipation. He had told Kate and Alfred that he was having a sleepover with Babs, but hadn't told Bruce. You exclude, you get excluded!
When she finally came over, he dragged her away as soon as he could without Alfred being displeased with his manners.
"C'mon, c'mon! Did you bring a notebook like I said to?" His dragging was rather ineffective, as she was taller and heavier than him. She was only humoring him.
"Yes, I did. And a box of gel pens." Barbara patted the bag at her side, and he laughed. There was a reason she was his favorite.
"So, tell me more," she began as he turned over the sign on his door so it said DO NOT DISTURB and slammed it shut.
"All I know is that he made criminal, mob-adjacent aliases for us all, didn't tell any of us, and flat-out refused to let you use yours, despite it having been made for you."
"Okay, so, I was benched because of an injury a while ago, and was made to go through cold cases, but that got boring so I vacillated and ended up finding about Matches Malone."
"I've heard that name before... I heard it from Dad... Something to do with arson? Or insurance fraud?"
"Both, actually. So, the Malone family is a fictional mobster family. There's a mysterious grandfather, no knowledge of the parents, and then the siblings. Kris, Matches, and Carver. Carver is supposedly dead, Matches is Bruce, and Kris is for Kate."
"But you said that he made Malone aliases for all of us? Including us two? What are ours?"
"So, I'm Robbie Malone, a feral wild child. You're Ally Malone, a punk arsonist who lived in Wyoming before getting angry at her father for neglecting her in favor of his duties as sheriff and fled to Gotham to live with us after burning down the community center."
"Huh. Well, I've got a solid base to build on, which it sounds like you don't have with Robbie. What do you have?"
He started chattering to her about everything he had for it, only stopping when she held up her hand with a frown on her face.
"Secret identity 101, Dick: the best lies are based in the truth. You can say Robbie likes to twirl knives all you like, but could you show it off like Robbie would without botching it and cutting up all your fingers?"
She rolled her eyes at Dick's pout. "Come on, do you have another notebook? We can build our alias from the ground up together."
He went to get another one with a sigh, and she ruffled his hair as he sat back down, though she did pull away when he snapped his teeth at her arm.
"Okay, so, first thing's first: style. We want our aliases to be separate from ourselves. In this case, it means wearing things in colors that you wouldn't normally wear. On the other hand, you have to actually be comfortable in those styles and colors, or else you will seem uncomfortable- because you are- and that will stand out as hey, that's weird. Which, obviously, we don't want."
"Suits? No, I have to wear those for galas... Alfred has given up on me having any sense of style, and I look like it when the vultures capture me and I don't know it..."
"Yeah, you normally dress like a bowling alley carpet. So, you need some sort of style, but not something stiff like a suit. Wild child... Hm. We could meet in the middle and go sharp but relaxed athletic wear... Something flexible... Colors?"
"Uh... It can't be Robin colors, but clearly nobody trusts my fashion sense, so... Go wild on my wardrobe?"
"No warm colors or anything overly bright... Hiking boots, cargo pants... Leggings? Tank top? T-shirt? How do you feel about leather jackets? Would you mind temp dying your hair brown for this? The kind that washes out?"
"Uh... I'm more of a sweatshirt guy, but I could probably rock one? No, but what if it washes out? Oh! I'll dye my hair red, say it's to fit in with my mother- that's Kris. Kate, that is- if I get caught in the rain or something."
"Good thinking. A brown leather jacket... Either green or brown hiking boots depending on what we can find... Black fingerless gloves... Aviator-style sunglasses... Black bandana.. Muddied tan cargo pants... Maybe... Purple t-shirt? We'll see... Anyway, this will be the idea of Robbie's wardrobe. There'll be more variation of course, but it's a start. Oh, and brown contacts, just in case. Having red hair and blue eyes is rare."
"I like it," he declared, looking down at her sketch. "What about your outfit? What are you thinking?"
"Punk. I'll get fake piercings, leather jackets with spikes on the shoulders, studded or torn jeans, worn sneakers, aviator-style sunglasses, a band t-shirt, and I'll put my hair in a dutch braid."
"A dutch braid?" He enquired, and looked at the pictures she showed him. "Ohhh. Nice. Kinda Viking-like... Hey- you should have a hatchet on your belt!"
With a shrug, she mentally sketched it in. She would have to buy one and figure out how to throw it and fight with it, but it would fit the aesthetic. And it would just be plain cool.
"Wardrobe's done! Next thing: personality. In the public eye, the Waynes are a sunshine family but still Gothamites, and the Bats are eldritch horrors. Menacing but in a human way is the way to go."
"Yeah, and Bruce got us started there unintentionally... I'm 'Sharp, dangerous, darkly playful. Wild child. Feral. To be wary of'. You are 'Sharp, dangerous, and to be wary of. Punk. Arsonist'."
"Sharp? Mentally or in demeanor? Both. Both is good... To be wary of? Does he mean potentially dangerous? Punk's the whole idea... Arsonist isn't a personality, come on B..."
"Mine is basically just Robin, but we're trying to separate our Malone aliases from us. What should I do?"
"Be the same but inverse. Robin's cackle is the only warning you'll get before he jumps out at you from the shadows? Don't strike from the shadows. Be performative. Give multiple behavioral indications- warnings- that they are provoking you and that you aren't afraid to get right up in their shit and fuck it up, and then don't be afraid to follow through."
"What about you?" Dick asked, furiously scribbling down what she was saying before he forgot.
He'd have to practice; theory was all well and good until it failed you in the heat of the moment.
"Oh, Ally? Me? Punk is the main thing. Rebellious. I ain't takin' no shit from nobody, an' if they think they can, well... They can take it up wit' my lighter!"
Ally crowed the words, head tilted back and mouth twisted into a smirk-snarl-grin, and she peered down at him in the way a corvid would a problem. And then it was gone and she was Barbara again.
"Ah. Excuse me. Sharp, in both tongue and wit. Vicious if she thinks she- or the few that she cares about in her own twisted way- are wronged. Doesn't care about social conventions. She could fit in well with Gotham's high society, but she doesn't have the patience."
"You just... Switched? You were talking, and you switched from using 'her' to 'me', and I could see you gain confidence, and arrogance, and lose compassion! Then you were you again. How did you do it?"
"I don't know if it's something that can be taught. I just know: I want to be this person. What do I know about this person? This, this, and this. And then, I just... Switch. I've built up 'Ally Malone' in my head, and then I can just be her."
"That... Doesn't seem like something I can replicate, no. Robin is me, just spookified, and it's an act. Robbie- Robbie would be essentially a whole person. I'm.. I'm not sure how I would do that."
"Oh, well. Are you going to give it up, then?" She asked, and carefully didn't smirk as he sat up straight.
"No! No, I am not going to just give up! Part of the reason Bruce doesn't want to let me have Robbie is because I don't have any experience in going undercover, and he's concerned I'm going to blow it! But I'm not! I'll show him! And you too!"
"Now that's the spirit. Okay then, we've got personality and style down. Weapons? If I can find one, I'll have a hatchet. Maybe a throwing axe or two. What about you? You said something about knives earlier? Do you know how to use them?"
His gaze went vacant for a second as he witnessed the scenes of seasoned muggers threatening people with knives that Ĝotham had showed him once again flashed across his vision.
"In theory," he allowed. "I don't have the muscle memory, so I'll probably need to train myself with them, but I do know how. And you? Do you know how to use axes?"
"Oh, I've gotten a certificate from an axe-throwing booth or two," she said vaguely, remembering the display in the living room at home, "and I've chopped wood. Not as much as Ally would have in Wyoming, but I have. Don't know if I can get much better than that with an axe, combat-wise."
"Okay, good. Now, do you have a plan for how we get these knives and axes? Oh, we should totally do throwing stars too, if we can find them."
"We-e-ell... It's not the most morally sound, but if it comes down to it, I could always steal it from the GCPD's confiscated items room. I wouldn't have much time if I got in there, so it would be pretty much anything of that sort I could see."
"Maybe not you, but we- or, Robbie and Ally, I should say- could bribe a police officer to steal them for us," he proposed, a smile of a new kind snaking its way across his face.
"Oh? What of the money needed to bribe a police officer? Are you suggesting we steal from Bruce?"
Dick's normal smile was a large, wide bouncy thing, with childish happiness. Either that, or a small, morose thing, sad but happy or at least contented.
This smile was closest to Robin's smile, but that was a giggly sort of smile, with a childish, monstrous glee. It was never seen for long, mostly because Robin wasn't seen for long.
This one was long, slow and insidious with glaring eyes and many teeth and a sinister sort of mischief. This smile belonged to Robbie Malone.
The smile forming on Ally's face was similar, if quicker to the draw and quirked more with mania.
– – – – –
"Why hello there officer. I have a crime to report." Ally's close-lipped smile promised deceit, and Robbie, in her shadow, nodded along, serious façade tinged with a slight amusement.
"Oh, really, is that so? Well, why don't we go somewhere more private? Into my office, say?" The door shut behind them with a thud.
The door opened to reveal Ally and Robbie stifling manic grins, and a satisfied police officer showing them out courteously.
Only once they were a couple of blocks away and ducked inside one of Dick's hidey-holes did they dare to crack.
"You were all- 'I have a crime to report- and it's bribery! I'm bribing you!' Incredible! How did we get away with this? How? We shouldn't have! We really shouldn't have!"
"Oh, Robbie. Money is quite an incentive. And, if it didn't work? I was quite prepared t' switch tracks an' reveal that I know where 'e lives."
"You- you know where he lives?" The high from getting away with something he shouldn't have had begun to fade. Enough that he found this rightfully concerning.
"Oh, for sure. I may not actually be as ruthless and cut-throat as Ally, but I needed to be able to back up my threats. So I made sure I could. Gotham may be weird about it, but technology can be a powerful tool in the right hands."
He relaxed at hearing her tone and cadence shift back to being Barbara's instead of Ally's as she took off her sunglasses and hung them on her shirt.
Logically, he knew that they were the same person. Didn't mean that her acting didn't make her feel like a different person. A dangerous person.
"So, we have our weapons now. What next?" He asked. It may have been his idea to begin with, but she had somewhat taken over.
"Well, we don't know who last had these weapons or what they did with them, so cleaning them is first. And then after that is practice, so that we don't make fools of ourselves if we ever actually have to threaten anyone."
"Ooh, yeah, good idea. For the metal, any petroleum-based or citrus-based solvent or cleaner would work. Though, if we use a citrus-based cleaner, we need to be sure to remove all residue of the cleaner before storing the weapons. For the axe handle, WD40 and steel wool- or a stiff brush- would work best. What condition is it in?"
Holding it gingerly, she held it up and turned it around. "I don't know. It's an axe handle?"
"Don't need the 220-grit sandpaper and boiled linseed oil, then. Good. Means that whoever had it last kept it in good condition."
They part with secretive smiles and plan to meet up again. It takes a while to coordinate, but they do, and they clean their weapons.
Alfred knows and helps them, so they hold their tongues around him. He'll probably end up knowing somehow anyway, but they don't want to just give it away, so they wait until they're sequestered in Dick's to talk.
"We've got our weapons and we've cleaned them. What's next?" He shuddered at her smile. It was all Ally.
"Now? Oh, now we make our way to places that Matches is known and make names for ourselves."
He felt a matching smile crawl across his face. He would enjoy getting back at Bruce for trying to keep him out of it. Honestly, he should know better by now.
Yes, he had been caught when he tried to sneak out to be Robin before Bruce let up and decided to train him, but he had gone out with the intention of doing what he had been repeatedly told not to.
Why did he believe that this identity would be any different? He shouldn't have. Maybe Dick was being petty, or perhaps even unreasonable.
He knew that Bruce thought that it would be dangerous for him to be Robbie, for some reason, unlike Robin.
However, he had wanted it, and had been told no, and that rankled. In fact, it only made him want it more! And, with Babs' help, he would make it into a reality.
He couldn't wait until they moved on to the next phase of the plan. Establishment, ooh, it sounded so fun!
...And, he had slipped into Robbie. That was concerning, but he could address it later.
"So, we need somewhere that Matches is well known, and somewhat liked if possible, but not too popular."
Dick heard the question implicit in her words as she tapped her pen against the page.















